So I would just like to let any one reading this know that these are a group of short stories about Valek and Yelena's kid Zeana and some of the hilarious things they go through raising her.
Zeana the demolition kid
(A story from Zeana's teen years)
This story was told to me by both Zi's best friend Divocar and her heart mate Cayn, How ever it should be duly noted that neither where there. This story was told to them by Valek at Zeana's wedding.
As you already know Zeana likes to get in to things when she was a kid these where none lethal but as she grew the more dangerous they became. Bigger the kid, bigger the toys if you can call explosives toys. It was a sunny day in October that Zeana decided it would be fun to explode some thing. Zeana doesn't conform to normal methods of fighting. if it is in the way or annoying, her method is to blow it up. Simple right? Well though she has reformed her skills she took a while to get there because no one is borne with such information already downloaded. So any way I digress. she we experimenting with explosives in an area, when she accidently set it off. Now luckily she was not in the area but it did blow the corner of the Ixin castle to smithereens. The corner she just happened to blow up was the area where her dads and the commander's rooms are located so not ten minutes later her father walked up behind Zi to find her unsuccessfully trying to nail his and the commanders door shut. "Zi what are you doing!" rubbing the back of her head she gave him lopsided smile trying to look innocent and failing said "um for your and his own safety the commander has said you can no longer sleep and so that you are not tempted by that warm soft bed I am taking precautions." "Good try Zeana." And opening the door Valek almost fell right out of the castle to the ground ten feet below "Zi where is the other part of the castle." He asked trying to stay calm "it happens to no longer be in existence do to a divers range of variables that I will not try to explain right know." And she dashed off leaving Valek in a dazed speechless state of absolute shock. His daughter the little innocent green-eyed bronze haired kid had blown a good quarter of the castle sky high. Just as he was regaining his speech ability Ambrose walked up and just as he was about to open the door Valek grabbed his hand in a futile attempt to stop him unfortunately for poor Valek it was to late and the door swung open. For a few stunned seconds all that could be heard was the crickets in the lawn below chirping. Turning slowly the commander questioned "where it the other part of the castle?" "What other part of the castle I was not a where that there was another part of the castle." Valek winced. This is just one of many time Zeana's love of fire and big booms got her in to some pretty big trouble but all the time the one thing that they all had in common was the commanders voice booming out. "ZEANA!"
