"What about your first kiss?"
"Well, I don't know if you can call it that."
"What do you mean?"
"Well your Tad was unconscious at the time."
"Why?"
"Well it's hard to explain really. You see about 6-7 months after your Tad started working for Torchwood, we found a half converted cyber woman in the lower levels of the hub, and your Tad was the one who put her there."
"Why would he do that? You said it yourself that he was there at Canary Wharf, he knew what those things can do."
"Yeah, but you see, this girl was someone very close to Tad and he couldn't let her go."
"Oh, so what happened?"
"Well…"
TW
"Remember Lisa, remember who you are."
"The upgrade isn't complete."
"You're still human."
"I am disgusting. I have. I am. Wrong."
"We can help you."
"I must start again, upgrade probably."
"For god sake have you heard yourself? Lisa please. I brought you here to heal you, so we could be together."
"Together. Yes. Transplant my brain into your body. The two of us together, for you. We'll be one complete person. Isn't that what love is?"
"No."
"Then we are not compatible."
Lisa lifted Ianto into the air and threw him across the room. Ianto just laid there and Jack knew he was unconscious.
After Jack had woken up from the dead a couple of times, he ran over to Ianto, pulled him up towards himself and slapped is cheeks a couple of times to get him to wake up, but he didn't. Jack felt his pulse weaken and kissed him. Ianto gasped for air and looked up at Jack. He opened his mouth but Jack stopped him.
TW
"So that was your first kiss?"
"Like I said I'm not sure I can really call it our first kiss, seeing as your Tad was unconscious."
"Well I think it counts."
"Okay, then I say it counts too."