Author's Note: Hey mates, Omniarch is back with another chapter of my self-insert story. This is perhaps the story I've alluded to most of all, even more than Ash Ketchum Infinity; so be looking forward to that. Contrary to what some of you might believe I do have a plan for everything in my story; everything my characters say or do might be part of a much larger illustration or plot point, so try and pay attention to some of the dialogue as best you can. Anyways, this is the chapter where all the epic future shit my story self will go through begins; everything starts in this chapter and there are going to be a bunch of OC's and stuff who are more directly tied to the story I intend to publish professionally.
That's right mates, I am now officially incorporating my non FF story elements and characters into the Ultra-Verse; albeit as OC's and AU plot points you probably won't fully understand or appreciate but which I am sure you come to love and genuinely enjoy as my stories all progress. One thing I will say is that the nexus of omnipotent beings throughout the Omega Omnisphere, is a helluva lot more diverse than you guys can even imagine; so without any further preamble on with the official first chapter of my favorite all time FF story.
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon or any of its affiliations, all non original characters are the property of their respective owners and I make no profits from this whatsoever. Story is of course rated for all kinds of mature themes and subject matter so if you're under 18 viewer discretion is strongly advised.
Dedicated to my best friend on all of Fanfiction Dimension Distorter for ultimately inspiring me to get this story started, thanks a million mate for being the one who got me into so many new things; you helped me embrace my love for Pokephilea and your self-insert story is ultimately what inspired me to start my own.
Chapter One: The Omega Omnisphere's New-Old Omniarch
How do you define the ultimate experience or feeling of life? Do you think it came from recklessly endangering your life just for that hormonal high, or experiencing the supposed height of passion and pleasure by making love to the one person in the entire world who filled your heart with joy? Maybe your heart's deepest desire was to win the lottery and become a multi millionaire or even a billionaire, or perhaps your height of pleasure came from every little random act of kindness you performed for others on a daily basis. Well if these scenarios were what you guys considered to be the ultimate experience then I can honestly say you're all dead wrong; for nothing could compare to what I was just starting to experience. Nothing could measure up to having your mind being stretched into infinity itself or feeling your body surge with indefatigable energy and power of all kinds as you underwent a beyond omnipotent apotheosis as a Zenith Omnidony.
Upon arriving at my destination, I didn't even have time to hope that Appaneesty had understood well enough where I wanted to go before I toppled over into the dry sandy road of whatever alien surface I stood on. Strength and energy beyond anything I could ever have imagined suddenly flooded my body, pervading every fiber, every subatomic particle of my entire being as I fell to my knees and everything immediately felt different. My eyes were stinging and burning behind my retinas, and I had a splitting headache more painful than any I've ever had before in my life as my eyes took in everything; and by everything I meant literally everything in an unambiguous context.
I saw colors and countless tiny fireworks exploding all around me; my vision alternating between countless different all-seeing settings in a never-ending cycle. One instant my eyes saw what I somehow knew was the entire subatomic omniverse; then I saw through the ground where I kneeled all the way to the core of the earth, out the other side of the planet and an infinite distance beyond infinitely faster than I could properly register. My all-seeing x-ray vision carried my line of sight a transfinite number of megaparsecs away faster than I could've imagined, past suns and stars, planets and galaxies, entire universes, multiverses, and even my indigenous Omnisphere itself swam in my eternal vision as a never-ending sea of colors, power, and light. Countless living things inhabited these places, and I could've sworn I was seeing Pokemon of all species but didn't have time to properly appreciate everything I saw just now and could only think about waiting for this craziness to pass.
Just as I thought I might go insane from all the mind boggling things my eyes were taking in and visualizing perfectly in my now incomprehensibly huger mindscape; my eyesight returned to normal for one agonizingly relieving second before my omni spectrum vision kicked in immediately afterward and I was able to see the entire emotional spectrum of totality, or EST as I liked to call it; the most important of all the omni-dimensional wavelengths and one that bound everything and everyone in the Omega Omnisphere together, whether omnipotent or otherwise. The thing about the EST was that it was the one thing guaranteed to tie every sentient being in totality together, and I was seeing it properly for the first time. I could see the violet color of love and all the other different emotions spiraling in the entire Omega Omnisphere all around me, flitting into me and expanding out from me in all directions at the same time; an accumulative with absolutely no limits of any kind and capable of bringing even the most omnipotent gods to their knees.
Upon looking at my hands I noticed that my entire body was glowing with every color in the EST all at once; I was incandescent with a boundless radiance of emotional and spiritual energy of every type and I can feel it coming off of me in omnipotent waves. Invisible to almost everyone else on this impossible planet; I realized I could suddenly see and manipulate the entire EST and all the other fundamental forces and wavelengths of the Omega Omnisphere on an omnipotent scale and even beyond. Never before had I felt as emotional before as I cried tears of both immeasurable joy and inhumanly intense sadness both at the same time. I knew that empathics and omni empathics were the most compassionate people you could ever meet but I never really understood just how well they could relate to literally anyone until now.
As I knelt in the dirt and felt everything that was me being stretched into the realm of absurdity, I experienced the best/worst combination of agony and pleasure I ever felt by being endowed with omni empathic and omnipathic abilities. I was suddenly the telepathic and empathic conduit of all the positive and negative thoughts, emotions, and energy of everyone and everything in the Omega Omnisphere, and the input was so impossibly overwhelming that I crawled into a fetal position and shut my eyes as tight as they would go; biting my now flawlessly indestructible tongue with my infinitely strong jaws as tightly as I could in order to try and alleviate the unendurable pain and pleasure I was now experiencing, but still I cried. There was so much emotional stress both good and bad throughout the totality of existence and I was paradoxically happier and sadder, more loving and full of hatred, lighter and darker, and infused with infinite amounts of every duality than I had ever been in my mortal lifetime.
Everything in totality happened all at once yet seemed to take forever at the same time, all inside my own head; everything that ever was, will be, is, could be, should be, never was, never will be, and every event in totality both major and minor alike was playing itself out in my now infinite mindscape. I saw the creation of the Omega Omnisphere itself, and it was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen as I saw the endless primal void suddenly teeming with colors, lights, and life forms of all kinds; I saw the whole of totality's collective history, everything in the entire omni-dimensional continuum was playing itself out inside my head giving me the ultimate cosmic migraine. I was the supreme self contradiction, my omni apotheosis highlighting both my best and worst traits with boundless brilliance and adding new ones on top of that. My mind was now impossibly large; I felt like the entire Omega Omnisphere had been stuffed inside my head and amazingly enough I was being literal about that. Nothing would ever be incomprehensible, practical, or beyond my ability to visualize ever again, and I both loved and hated it with equally infinite intensity; though if I were being honest I was leaning more towards the love aspect of it then the hatred.
Such was my knowledge of the Omega Omnisphere's continuum, history, and origins that I was delving into secrets and information regarding its origins that I had only speculated on before and even then not so in depth. A sudden vision of a PM message between myself and Rey that I never even sent him suddenly seared itself into my mind, engrained in my infinite mindscape forever more. To me it had always made some kind of poetic sense that the title of Omega Omnisphere Omniarch and Omni-Creator was the most sought after omnipotent position by members of the ON and the Zenith Omnidonae; what I didn't really do was expand on that train of thought any further which I now knew was a mistake as the private messages between myself and Dimension Distorter that never happened filled my head.
Hey mate, have you seen the new episode of the Flash; fucking amazing how they made it so that Thawne's place in Barry's history is immutable and shit; I nearly shed manly tears at that realization and it gave me an idea for a fucking mind blowing twist that I think even you will be surprised by. I've decided that I'm going to make it so that Zeneptron and the Obsidian Speedster are not the same Zeneptron; rather the Obsidian Speedster is the origin story of Zeneptron, who was born a Zenith Omnidony by the Omniarch of Totality known as Double-A. The Obsidian Speedster's enmity with the Chromo Speedster is a pre-curser to his eventual Enmity with the Man of Infinities, which MUST happen. Basically the Obsidian Speedster version of Zeneptron fights the Chromo Speedster and the Elite Ten for eternity, learns of TMH through them, goes back to the beginning of the Source Realm and the Omega Omnisphere to... ironically enough usurp its Omni-Creators and begin the inevitable cycle of the Omega Omnisphere's creation anew.
So basically series five and the Obsidian Speedster is how Zeneptron came to be and explains how he ended up becoming such a twisted version of the Omni-Creator at the beginning of everything. So he goes back to the beginning of all things, usurps Appaneesty, Double, and the Twins from the Elite Ten; takes over the creation of the Omega Omnisphere concept and recreates it anew in his twisted image, which forces every non Zenith Omnidony and all other members of the ON to realign with the new Totality Zeneptron creates and forget what happened prior, thus setting everything that happens in the first four series in motion all over again while the Appaneesty and TMH who fought him before all vanish off the Omega Omnisphere's grid under new names, identities, and sometimes even faces.
This in turn allows them to retain everything they knew about the previous totality while at the same time allowing Zeneptron to reclaim his throne and continue that inevitable cycle between his reign and the reign of the Four Omniarchs of Totality, not to mention the Omega Omnisphere will stop being in such a state of flux relative to everyone and will go back to only being in flux relative to the Zenith Omnidonae Zeneptron will inevitably allow to be born. So the new Omega Omnisphere will go back to being Zeneptron's Omega Omnisphere which in turn will recreate the events of the first four series of my story and allow totality's collective history and all its fixed points to remain intact as it was always meant to be. So yeah, new Appaneesty who will become future Appaneesty and fight Zeneptron forever while losing those he loves and being forced to go back and recreate the Omega Omnisphere, which in turn leads to him leading the New TMH to win the war against Zeneptron and for Zeneptron to create Double-A again. The TMH from the last full cycle of the Omega Omnisphere's creation, destruction, and recreation will be able to just let these events play out full circle while living their lives in peace and quiet far away from the fighting and the violence. Appaneesty and Misty meanwhile will have disappeared together and Zeneptron won't question why the Omniarchs of Totality forfeited the Omega Omnisphere to him but will be content with leaving them all alone so long as he gets to play his sick, twisted game with his own version of totality and its mightiest beings. Also it would be unwise of him to seek out his predecessors to the throne of Omniarchy or I guess you could say successors as well given the cyclic nature surroundings the origins of totality. There are also other parts of the cycle as well such as Ash Infinity's reset of totality and probably others as well, but Zeneptron and Future Appaneesty's resetting of events are the most prominent and well known in the never-ending cycle. Plus it is possible for add-ons to the cycle to be created and for the cycle to get bigger and for the time of each phase of the cycle to last longer etc.
Also don't worry about it happening right away, Zeneptron getting confident enough in his ability to usurp his predecessors/successors to the throne of totality won't happen until he's already been fighting the Chromo Speedster and the Elite Ten for infinite lifetimes. In other words the Omega Omnisphere will last forever under Appaneesty's regime and shit before Zeneptron goes back in recreates everything anew. So yeah mate, ultimately the version of Zeneptron that was erased was not the one that Double-A created as a Zenith Omnidony to wreak absolute catastrophe across Veetox's Omnisphere as the Obsidian Speedster lol. So yeah even before he's at the height of his power and his career, his abilities as a Zenith Omnidony allow him to hold his own against the combined might of even the Elite Ten lol. Makes you wonder how mad his previous self's skills had to be and shit given the fact he didn't even bat an eye at the thought of fighting Future Appaneesty and his well trained, well oiled TMH team members all together. So yep mate, this is happening and I owe it to the Flash once again.
"This... is his origin story Chris, and it WILL happen no matter what you or anybody else does. He'll spend however many years as the Obsidian Speedster and your arch enemy, but one day... I'm not sure how far off that day is from now, but at some future point he will travel back to the beginning of totality. He'll usurp Appaneesty, the twins, and Double-A as the Omni-Creators and become Totality's Omniarch all over again, thus restarting this mad cycle surrounding the Omega Omnisphere and its origins all over again. It's an immutability of the Omega Omnisphere, and with Zeneptron's eventual return to his twisted golden throne totality might finally cease the constant state of flux it has been in ever since the previous cycle's Zeneptron's erasure. The Omega Omnisphere never forgets itself and remembers all things, hell the simple fact that our Appaneesty and others remember Zeneptron's reign at all is enough to keep him alive and for totality to retain traces of him. Nothing is ever truly lost so long as anyone remains to remember it, and someone like Zeneptron can never truly be purged from existence entirely. Think of it as the Omega Omnisphere remembering him and as his return to the throne playing some cyclic part in the Omega Omnisphere's collective history and its origins. This is going to happen Chris, and nothing and nobody really has the power to change that, at least not without causing irreparable damage to the very fabric of totality itself," Lee explained to him as the Omega Omnisphere's fastest speedster contemplated his mentor's words.
"What about Appaneesty, we can't just NOT tell him his oldest and most dangerous enemy survived," Chris struggled with the whole idea of keeping a secret this big, something the Antithetical version of Lee had not asked him to do. He knew technically that this Lee was the good one but how could he completely trust someone when they were not the same version of the person he thought he knew. "We can so long as there remains any lack of certainty as to Appaneesty's reaction to this news. If he were to find out, there's no telling what the Man of Infinities might do. He could try to erase Zeneptron before all of this insanity can start anew, and that could lead to the Omega Omnisphere remaining in an even stronger and more unstable state of flux, which may cause some highly unprecedented, unknowable, and highly unstable phenomena to start unfolding. Appaneesty may be able to break all the fundamental rules of totality without suffering any severe consequences but that doesn't apply to any non Zenith Omnidony or any other being in totality," Lee immediately replied. Not sure if I'm going to name the Chromo Speedster Chris for certain yet mate but that's the name I'm sort of leaning towards.
My eyes widened as I processed the sheer enormity of this message I never sent Rey in my world; somehow knowing all that never was or never will be was more mind blowing than knowing all that ever happened or ever will in this case. I mean there was a helluva lot of one but an infinite number of the other; things that should've happened and never did, or things that never ought to happen and probably never did. The simple fact is that the Omega Omnisphere took both of those things into account and made them equally as real and true as the things everything that ever happened, ever will, or ever could. Apparently the Omega Omnisphere's origins and existence was eternally fixed in a never-ending loop, a totality loop as I wound up calling it.
It alternated between different versions of Zeneptron and Appaneesty as its Omniarchs and Omni-Creators in a ceaseless, inevitable cycle. This in turn meant that the Omnipotence Nexus and even the Zenith Omnidonae pantheon was infinitely more diverse than I ever initially imagined, and if that was true then there were countless alternate Omega Omnisphere versions of Appaneesty, Misty Allyson, Zeneptron and all the other absurdly famous Zenith Omnidonae. Suddenly everything made perfect sense and became so unbelievably clear. I now suspected I knew why and how I was able to retain so much knowledge of all these events when I was a perfectly normal human being for all intents and purposes. Somehow, as insane as it sounded I must have been a Zenith Omnidony in my past life; the one before my mortal, mundane, generic life as Thomas Currie. Inevitably it seemed I was destined to return to my beyond omnipotent roots here in my third life as Thomas Infinity.
I was always hyper alert to loud noises due to my autism so imagine how immeasurable my agony was when my ears became suddenly all hearing and brought my infinitely fast train of thoughts and mind blanking realizations to a screeching halt. I could hear absolutely everything; I could hear the stars singing, dogs barking in infinitely removed alternate universes, pins dropping an infinite distance away, and every cry, laugh, giggle, alien sound, moan of ecstasy, private, intimate thought, and things I really wished I could filter and not be so completely aware of. I could feel the acuity of all five of my primary senses being enhanced to an omniversal scale; sensations wracking my entire body and even the subtlest changes in the wind making my whole body break out in Goosebumps. The earth felt like clay in my hands and I was able to perfectly feel every one of the microscopic granulated particles slipping out between my fingers; my sense of touch augmented infinitely beyond the human norm.
Everything felt both unbearably painful and impossibly, indescribably pleasurable at the same time; though amazingly enough my passion for this situation I found myself in, one I could never have even properly dreamed of before, infinitely outweighed the pain and suddenly my once insurmountable agony was no more than a dull ache across my omnipresent neural pathways. I could literally feel my third eye opening, and amazingly enough it was as all-seeing and omni-dimensional as my actual, non metaphysical eyes. My visualization skills and everything else about my third eye were augmented infinitely beyond human norms; I had a map of totality, a GPS of the Omega Omnisphere inside my own head, and it was absolutely beautiful. You ever feel like a genius when you're doing whatever it is you excel at most, well imagine that feeling times infinity for absolutely every field of knowledge, every endeavor you undertake; then imagine that feeling continuing forever. Because that is literally how I'm feeling right now, and somehow I was able to perfectly gauge, weigh, and measure how much smarter I was now becoming; or at least I was able to somehow know beyond the shadow of a doubt that my intellectual and mental capacity were now as limitless as any other member of the ON. I was likewise able to gauge everything else about me as enhanced and sense all of the different energies in the Omega Omnisphere all around me.
Did you guys know that human bodies as a whole performed countless different actions every second, well this was the same for me; the only difference was mine was performing infinite actions every Planck instant and on an all-encompassing, omnipresent scale. Everything was connected, everyone; this was how someone with an all-seeing third eyes saw things all the time, and every day. It was absolutely beyond anything I ever imagined, and never have I felt so alive or so good or so full of inexhaustible energy. Ever feel like you could run a marathon; well that didn't even come close to comparing the sheer volume of energy depth and magnitude I was currently exhibiting in palpable waves. I felt like I could run at invariant speeds across the entire Omega Omnisphere for an everlasting Planck instant; somehow I knew I wasn't over exaggerating when I felt like this. I genuinely, literally felt as though I could run like no human ever has before and that I could super speed infinitely fast circles around totality itself if I so chose. A sudden, inexorable feeling of being able to accomplish absolutely anything no matter how absurd pervaded my entire being, a feeling I never had before in my world but now had in unending abundance. I was just about to express my boundless excitement by running laps around what I now knew to be the Ultra-Verse when something else happened to mount my excitement even further.
"Oh my fucking God, oh my God, Oh my Gooooooooooooooood! It's a fucking Fletchling!" I screamed with emphatic ecstasy; my newfound omnipotence not allowing me to faint due to excitement overload but I still felt awesomely overwhelmed but in a good way. Luckily for everyone else in existence my powers automatically knew not to enhance my scream to omnipotent levels. Honestly I had a pretty good idea if I screamed at the natural frequency of the Omega Omnisphere; basically picture what happened when you sang in a high enough pitch to shatter glass and apply that same general principle to the whole of creation. If you're visualization skills were not as limitless as mine however then just know that I'd literally shake totality apart were I to scream at that frequency, and despite not doing so I wanted so badly to somehow convey the absolute euphoria I was now experiencing. I had so much pent up emotions and unlimited energy and nothing to do with it. Despite all I was currently sensing, experiencing, and was aware of; I still somehow couldn't bring myself to fully believe what I was seeing.
Yet as incredible as it sounded I knew I was standing on the infamous Route 1 of the Kalos region, the stretch of dirt road and forest environment between Vaniville town and Aquacorde town; exactly where I had hoped to end up when Appaneesty offered to send me somewhere in the Ultra-Verse. Even more incredibly, I was watching speechlessly as none other than a small flock of robin-like Fletchling flew overhead, chirping loudly as one of them watched my overexcited self with curiosity. My jaw dropped rather comically, and I simply watched in stunned silence as they flew away into the mid afternoon sun and disappeared beyond the horizon; unable to hold my excitement in any longer as I took off in a run while flapping my arms about like a crazy lunatic.
It was during this moment of running and overstimulation that I noticed my surroundings and the fact that they were… completely suspended in space and time. Falling leaves floated completely unmoving in the forest all around me; bird and bug Pokemon were paused in midflight or in the midst of whatever else they doing almost as though I had halted the entire world, and I wouldn't be surprised if I actually did to be honest; though I was still blown away by the fact that I could since this was an ability I couldn't visualize even in my dreams. I ran past Caterpie, Pidgy, and a couple of Scatterbug at what I somehow knew was transfinite speeds, all of them frozen in time; a single Planck instant lasting for an infinite number of lifetimes relative to me as I even saw countless rays of sunlight remaining forever halted in their attempts to warm the earth and the unbelievable, impossible world I now found myself in. I knew that the Omega Omnisphere as a whole was always in a state of constant motion, yet all of it was standing still from my perspective as I became a source of transfinite speed, motion, and acceleration.
Turning around mid run, I laughed with absolute glee and euphoria as I realized all of my access weight was gone; replaced with a tall, lean muscled frame that actually looked really good if I was being honest. I felt absolutely weightless yet as infinitely massive as an all-encompassing, Omega Omnisphere sized super massive black hole at the same time; yet despite this paradoxical state of infinite/finite mass I wasn't slowed down or exhausted in the slightest. I headed back the way I came and paced the length of Route 1 countless times while my body moved at impossibly fast speeds. My entire body was ionizing due to my body's vibrations, leaving a trail of omni colored lightning behind me as I ran; a kaleidoscopic trail of light painted with every color in the visible spectrum and one that was propagated to the same incalculable speed I was currently moving at. My excitement never ceased and only continued to climb the scale of absurdity as I reached none other than the gates of Vaniville town and right at that moment my omni perception kicked in; allowing my all-seeing third eye and my infinitely enhanced senses to increase my perception and awareness to equally all-encompassing proportions.
I could somehow sense every life form beyond these walls as I halted at the gates, my ionized trail of infinite colors fading as I returned to normal human speed and time. The sensation of sensing things like this or on this scale was difficult to describe, but you know how you get a prickling feeling in the back of your neck when you felt like you were being watched? Well this was like that, only infinitely more intense and happening throughout my entire body; I could literally just feel like the entire Omega Omnisphere's population was watching me and I just was somehow aware of where and when everybody in totality was. I could literally feel… everyone; and anyone individually at the same time.
Each person caused only the slightest difference in my constant prickling sensation, a variation which was almost imperceptible yet I could already feel even the slightest differences now. Subtleties were never my forte but now all of a sudden they were effortless to me; each person I reached out for throughout eternity created a different sensation throughout my body. Beings who intended me or my loved ones harm on sheer principle caused the prickling sensation to be mildly akin to a bee stinging sensation throughout my body, whereas friends and loved ones were like a gentle, sweet caress that felt nice and reassuring. As I sorted between the different variations in my omni perceptive prickling feeling that each new person elicited inside of me, I somehow got the feeling that a potential future lover or a sexual partner would cause the prickling feeling to feel almost orgasmic and insanely pleasurable. Though to be perfectly honest I had never been much for romantic interests or pursuits in my former life due to my autism and since my medication I took all but eliminated my sex drive and sexual pleasure.
Now though, I felt exceedingly, impossibly, insatiably horny; I knew now as I felt my libido and all of my physiological attributes increasing infinitum that my life would never be the same. I had never been more excited or more enthralled by something in my entire life, and even though I had to die so young to get to this point; infinite possibilities were suddenly and irrevocably opened to me now. The Omega Omnisphere's reality was mine to bend like silly putty; I could do everything, anything, and even nothing if I wanted. I had so much power that I didn't even know what to do with it; where did I even start?! I knew I wanted to become a Pokemon Champion of the Omega Omnisphere and I had a plan for all of that in place, but I also knew there were so many different ways in which I could go about fulfilling this dream of mine. Ironic how having the power to do everything and anything made it exceedingly hard to choose what it is you wanted to do first; then again that was what made this new life I was suddenly thrust into so much fun!
My now impossibly mad and brilliant mind contemplated and sorted all of my new infinite information and categorized it, sifted through what it thought I needed to know and sealed what I didn't need in my unconscious mind. I was content to let my omnipotence customize itself as it saw fit for now, and make further adjustments and customizations via my Meta Ability Creation and Manipulation powers myself later on as I got more omni competent at handling my now limitless capabilities. Understanding my omnipotence and its mechanics made me acutely aware of the fact that my powers would automatically accommodate my innermost desires and requirements and prioritize those things over everything else.
Since I wanted to be able to eat and feel full when I ate I automatically gained the power to either limit the speed at which I metabolized an infinite amount of caloric energy, or enchant all of my food to have infinite caloric energy so I could feel full for a time, and so my flawless digestive system would not be able to break it down right away. On top of that my psycho-omnipotent mind and infinite mindscape remained as they were, augmenting all of my hormonal levels to infinitely beyond that of a human's including my adrenaline, my endorphins, testosterone, and other such hormones.
Because of this I was able to experience the ultimate pleasures and adrenaline rushes endlessly higher than any human body could produce. As an added bonus my endless testosterone increased my libido, my sex drive, and sexual pleasures to the same absurd levels as well; enabling me to always have the best sex, better than any mortal being could ever dream of having. The best part was my brain and my body was now flawlessly designed to properly handle all of these unnatural elevations; so I could experience all of these impossibly sweet sensations without becoming a slave to them in the process. Just as cool was my equally immeasurable endorphin levels when I partook in sports using my now absolute athleticism or even with sex, ensuring that I could be completely immune to any pain I might somehow experience and endowing me with the ultimate 'runner's high.' This in turn would create a positive and infinitely energetic outlook on life for me, and considering how good I was already feeling I'd say it was working like a dream.
Just when I thought my day couldn't get any better, it did and in a really big way. My ears, which were now infinitely sensitive and able to pick up on every sound across the Omega Omnisphere even through the vacuum of space; which by the way is supposed to be a physical impossibility, were now honing on something I never thought I would hear in real life but rather only on the television. "Don't forget to practice your Rhyhorn racing," I heard a woman's voice call out, one I immediately recognized yet couldn't bring myself to believe no matter how vast my reality perception powers were and no matter how real I knew this was. "I won't, bye," I heard another voice call out; a young woman's voice that I also recognized as I heard running footsteps heading towards the gates where I stood. I froze on the spot, trying to recover from the overwhelming sense of surrealism and the familiar sensation of walking in a dream. The difference now was that this was quite real!
It couldn't be, yet I knew it was her. Suddenly realizing I was hearing none other than Serena herself from the Pokemon XY series; I knew I was about to share my very first encounter with a real live version of a human character from Pokemon, and one of my favorite female protagonists no less. Her voice sounded a lot better, more like an actual person; a beautiful woman, rather than a voice actress who may not have been one hundred percent in character one hundred percent of the time, or some other imperfection on her part that the real Serena's voice lacked. One thing you guys should know about me is that I am a massive, hardcore Amourshipper; yet I find myself with a massive crush on Serena at the same time, though before now I could do nothing about those feelings. It wasn't just because she was essentially the ultimate Pokemon girl or the hottest character to have had a confirmed crush on Ash, I had actually grown to admire her character as the XY and XY&Z series progressed and quite frankly her performance outfits were simply adorable.
Without a doubt she was the most adorable female character to grace all of Pokemon, at least in my opinion; somehow now that I knew she was real I was getting excited in every sense of the word just waiting for her to run through those gates. I grew very nervous as well and felt an overpowering urge to make a good first impression for our first face to face encounter; something I had never felt overly compelled to do before but maybe my apotheosis was heightening things I barely had any capacity for in my mortal lifetime. Perhaps it heightened my self-consciousness and my capacity for embarrassment, two emotions I had absolutely no familiarity with before; now though I suddenly felt an irresistible compelling urge to make a lasting impression on the future performer and hopefully Kalos queen.
Deciding on a whim to test one of my potentially nigh omnipotent abilities; I decided I should be polite about it and ask the Omega Omnisphere and my own abilities for exactly what I had in mind. 'Um okay, I'm sort of new to all of this omnipotence but I figure even though the Omega Omnisphere handles its own supreme force unconsciously I should be polite when asking it to help me out with this, assuming it can hear me I have a few requests. If it is not too much trouble, I'd like a change of clothes for starters if that's okay; a white tee-shirt with an omni colored infinity symbol embroidered on the chest, black sweat pants with no trims or patterns, and socks and shoes with an omni colored lightning bolt insignia on them. I'd also like these clothes to be absolutely impervious to everything, or everything proof I suppose you could call it; including wear and tear and the unending amounts of friction and heat I may or may not generate when I run. I'd also like them to be flawlessly indestructible and capable of Meta regeneration in the extremely unlikely event where they are destroyed.
Oh I'd also like a mega ring with a key stone that is infused with omnipotent mega evolution energy, infinite in both its depth and magnitude. And if it is not too much trouble, I'd like an astral gem as well with all of the capabilities I've listed them to be known for across the entire UV, including their ability to glow with a golden light when detecting a legendary or perfect Pokemon of any species; ones with the capacity to become almighty or even omnipotent examples of their species. I'd also like to be able to store an infinite number of items and Pokemon within it, like my own personal pocket Omega Omnisphere. If you could do all that for me I'd really appreciate it,' I politely finish my request and nearly jump back with a start as I feel the changes overtaking me in the blink of an eye yet over the span of infinite lifetimes both at once.
My clothing changes before my eyes to match my specifications exactly, a precious gemstone hung coolly around my neck and on my chest as I sense the pocket Omega Omnisphere contained within the heart shaped astral gem. Finally to complete the ensemble; I feel an infinite pool of what I can only assume is mega evolution energy gathering around my left wrist and materializing in the form of a perfectly symmetrical bracelet with an omni colored keystone welded to it ever so neatly and snug as a bug in a rug. It all fit me perfectly, and I couldn't have been happier with my new look or the fact that I was essentially my perfect weight of 220 pounds and six feet five inches tall; although I was a little on the slender side I wasn't sickly.
Staring at my own omnificent creations with wide, uncomprehending eyes; I visibly jerked back with a start as time seemed to resume its normal pace all around me and the gates to Vaniville town opened up to allow the very same girl I was doing all this for to file through. I got my first proper look at the first Pokemon character I've ever met in real life, and my jaw nearly dropped a second time that day. 'She's fucking gorgeous,' I thought first thing, and what a beauty she was. Funny how meeting a fictional character in real life was different to seeing them in their fictional settings; Serena's features in actual reality were not the same Anime based, cartoonish, and pixilated computer graphics they were in the TV show. That said however, there were still some elements about her that seemed otherworldly; such as the lustrous sheen of her honey colored hair, or the inhuman emotional intensity in her equally beautiful sapphire colored eyes.
Her womanly curves and figure was also perfectly symmetrical, which was a physical impossibility in our world; she had a perfect set of double d-cup breasts bobbing slightly as she ran, though the bouncing of her breasts was kept to a minimum by what appeared to be a bra; which relieved me for whatever reason since her choice of attire was as modest as it was in the Anime. She had other flawless physiological attributes that would put all the models in my indigenous universe to shame, but she wasn't some girl who was a quick, shitty fuck in the streets; she was the kind of loyal, devoted, and gorgeous girlfriend who would make love you good and proper and treat you the way you deserved to be treated.
Not for the first time I fully realized just how lucky a bastard Ash Ketchum was; because frankly this girl was a fucking keeper worth keeping for all eternity. I could tell as much just based on the fact that she held the very same handkerchief that bound her and Ash together in her pocket after all this time; I could literally feel the positive feelings of love and admiration coming off of that thing in palpable waves, and I could somehow sense that Serena's capacity for loyalty and romantic love was limitless by human standards. She was unconditionally loving and loyal, and while she was still a developing character and personality this early on in the continuity I could sense her purity of heart and soul. I was pleased to know this wasn't a kid's show with censors and ratings and shit; she was an 18 year old young adult with very adult thoughts and feelings regarding her crush on Ash, and frankly that was a helluva lot more realistic and arousing than the kinds of scenarios they downplay the importance of romance and of love bonds in general between human characters in the show.
Another thing about her that really revved my motor was the blissful, exuberant smile on her face, and her lips were much fuller and pinker than the thin ones most Anime characters prized. She looked much more real than her Anime counterpart while still retaining a lot of the beauty the Anime verse prized; and I was floored by this realization as I struggled to compose myself. She drew ever nearer in her run, and my heart wouldn't stop banging for some reason as that same constant prickling feeling I'd started tuning out returned with a vengeance; my omni perception manifesting as a quick but overwhelmingly intense orgasmic jolt that shot through my entire nervous system and forced me to bite back a moan of rapture as my heartbeat increased to beyond panic attack levels.
Somewhere in the back of my mind I knew I couldn't die of anything anymore including massive cardiac arrest, but that didn't stop me from going through all of my usual calming mental exercises to try and alleviate my two hundred beats a minute heart. As I struggle to calm the fuck down, Serena reaches me at last and slows down a minute to catch her breath as I watch her without her knowing. She didn't even seem to register the fact that I was there, but considering the fact that she was no doubt heading to Lumiose city right now to get her first Pokemon and find Ash I wasn't too surprised.
Deciding I should try to make conversation with my first meet and greet with a once fictitious individual; I cleared my throat as she slowly started to walk past me, startling her out of her disturbingly mature romantic fantasies involving her and Ash, something I realized was not really expanded on in the show. As I reigned in my ability to hear the thoughts of everyone in totality, she turned around to face me and I lost the power of coherent speech; unable to believe that I was actually meeting her in real life. I had all the excitement in the Omega Omnisphere and so many things I wanted to say to her, but knew I couldn't say too much too soon without scaring the fuck out of her; so I proceeded to start off small and work my way up as the words formed themselves in my mind and rolled off of my impossibly skilled tongue with a ridiculous amount of ease.
"I'm so terribly sorry to interrupt whatever train of thoughts you were in the midst of while walking; I always hated it when something happens to bring me outside of my own head and walking or running is so menial that I can get a lot of private thinking done. Anyways I get that you're in a hurry so I'll cut straight to the chase, are you heading to Lumiose city by any chance," I asked her, waiting on baited breath while she took an agonizingly long time to form a response. I could sense she was eager to get to where she was going and was only being polite when she stopped to chat with me; I could also tell equally as effortlessly she was trying really hard to be selfless and was taking time out of her itinerary to help a guy out somewhat.
Never had I been so intuitive or good at reading people before; hell I had never even been all that well spoken but suddenly I was mister 'good at everything without even trying', and I fucking loved every second of it. My respect for Serena suddenly rose tenfold as I realized just how selfless she was, and I sometimes wondered if the reason she took so bloody long to indulge any personal romances between her and Ash was because she just lacked the initiative to be selfish for any reason. It suddenly dawned on me that she had all the love in the world to give but took none of it for herself, and while that was an incredibly selfless and noble thing to do it also severely cut into her ability to pursue her own personal happiness, wants, and desires when it really counted.
"Umm… yes I am, why? Are you heading there to?" she asked me in response, and in that sweet, angelic voice of hers that precious few voice actors could properly recapture. I nodded with what I hoped was a decent looking smile and not too creepily overenthusiastic, feeling more flustered and embarrassed by my somewhat close proximity to an extremely attractive female than I have ever felt in my previous lifetime as the autistic Thomas James Currie. "Yes I am; I was just about to head to professor Sycamore's laboratory to pick up my starter Pokemon. I've had my eyes on a Froakie and have a dream most trainers on this earth would consider to be highly radical and thoroughgoing; so I saved up my allowance for a golden trainer card, decided to do some sightseeing before I officially started my Pokemon journey, and get a lay of the land before I headed to Lumiose city. So my proposition if you're up for some company that is, is that we head there together since I reckon you're heading there for the same reason. Strength in numbers you know, though of course you're welcome to reject my offer if it makes you uncomfortable. I mean we literally just met in passing and don't even know each other," I blabbed, speaking my mind as diligently as I ever did yet not tripping over my own words or impossibly fast thought processes.
Oh yeah, I could definitely get used to this; unfortunately I think I may have spoken too fast for Serena since she simply blinked at me in an obvious stupor before finding her words. Funny though that the more things about me that changed, the more they stayed the same; and unfortunately for me all of my annoying traits were as glaringly highlighted as the rest of them, and my capacity to irritate people to no end was as limitless as my power now so I had to be a helluva lot more conscientious now than I ever did in my previous life.
"Ugh, I'm sorry, but can you repeat all of that; I don't think I followed a word you said," she whispered with sincere apologies, surprising me with her politeness as I decided to cut her a break and only say the main part of my statement and the part that mattered. "Oh ugh, my bad hahaha; I've always spoken really fast when overexcited by something so I'm sorry if you couldn't keep up, a lot of people can't. Anyways, all I was really asking was if you wanted a tag along with you for your long walk to Lumiose city; we're a good ten miles off right now which is a pretty long distance and as they say cheerful company shortens the miles. You are more than welcome to reject my offer though, believe me I won't be offended; I just thought we would both be glad of the company and since we're both heading the same way anyways…" I break off mid sentence with a series of good natured chuckles, leaving it hanging there as Serena immediately grew a kind smile.
Honestly I was a pretty laid back guy for the most part and was the definition of what one calls a gentle giant. In fact I was almost nothing but a big softie and a pushover, to the point where it was difficult for me to get into confrontational situations or in somebody's face even when it was sometimes necessary. That was just who I was though, and I'm glad that I remained largely unchanged for the most part even with all my recent… alterations. Don't get me wrong though, push the wrong buttons and even I'd be likely to get in your face. We all have our angry triggers and I could be a pretty sensitive guy about certain matters.
"Yeah sure, I'd be happy to have you along ugh… I never did get your name. I'm Serena, what's your name if you don't mind my asking," she introduced herself with exceeding amounts of politeness as she offered her hand and I shook it; absolutely amazed by how warm and smooth hers was and how nice my own felt in turn. Another orgasmic jolt shoots through my entire system from the sheer contact high her touch instilled in me, and I barely manage to pull away without moaning in rapture as I find my answer to her question. If that was going to happen with every girl I harbored even the slightest attraction to in this world I was going to need to learn to exercise some control over my urge to make guttural noises of any kind lest I wind up coming off as a complete and utter pervert. "Ah fantastic… You're extremely polite to introduce yourself before asking my own name; not many people understand basic manners in today's world so I'm glad you're not one of those many impolite folk. I'm Thomas by the way, Thomas Currie," I replied as I held my breath and waited for something dramatic or apocalyptic to happen.
I remembered when Appaneesty mentioned how my name was extremely famous in Ultra-Versal folklore, and had suspected as much myself upon realizing the UV was as real as my own world, if not quite as I imagined it; so I was glad when countless UV native members of the Omnipotence Nexus didn't suddenly rally together to try and smite me from the Omega Omnisphere, out of fear towards my Zenith Omnidony status. Although to be totally upfront with you guys I doubt it would have done them much good since I was literally omnipotence in its purest and most supreme form. Technically speaking I was an omnipotent god among omnipotent gods.
I know, I know it doesn't make any kind of logical sense; trust me it still blows my mind to think about the absurd, Metapotent Zenith Omnidonae I created and the fact that they're somehow real and I was one of them now, but this shit is real mates. In the small eternity I spent undergoing my omnipotent apotheosis I sensed and became totally aware of things that just… completely defied all explanation and broke the very laws of logic and reason themselves. Now I'm not saying I immediately knew how everything worked or that even what I knew was necessarily an immutable truth of the Omega Omnisphere; but I could honestly tell you all that I was now a true believer in the Omega Omnisphere, the ON, the UV, and every other fictional verse throughout eternity itself.
Somehow I thought all of this and listened to Serena's response to my introduction all at the same time. Another thing you should know about me is that I am seriously ADD and OCD; I couldn't multitask or focus on any one thing I wasn't significantly interested in for extended periods to save my life, yet somehow I was doing both right now which left me wondering if my deification eliminated the more negative aspects of my autistic mindset. I could still sense that I was extremely fixative but now that I could control my own existence on an infinite level I suspected I could freely control what I chose to fixate on or even shift my completely singular focus at will, even if said focus wasn't something I was remotely interested in. Yet another fucking awesome side effect of omnipotence, I was able to literally put everything I had, all of my heart, mind, and soul into every endeavor I undertook. I had the absolute focus, the sheer inhuman commitment to achieve any and every goal that I set for myself in any way I chose no matter how insurmountable those goals may have been by human standards.
"Nice to meet you," she greeted with a sweet little giggle, evidently finding my enthusiasm somewhat cute as I grinned right back at her with almost idiotic levels of euphoria. "So um, I guess we should get going then; if there is anything you need feel free to let me know. I've saved almost every spare Pokedollar I had for my journey because I'm meticulous like that, so if you want to stop at a restaurant or a bakery in Lumiose city I'd be happy to make an order to go for two," I kindly offered as a wallet appeared in my pocket; one with a Pokedollar bank card that had literally limitless funds. She may not have realized it yet but I could buy her the entire world's supply of anything and everything right now if I wanted to; hell I probably would if she asked me to. I was honestly just generous I suppose and frankly now that I had unlimited stuff of any and all kinds I just felt so inclined to share my infinite means with other people.
Besides which Serena was just such a sweetheart, and she deserved to be treated like royalty by a man who truly loved and appreciated her. Whether or not that man was Ash made little difference to me; so long as he treated her the way a nice young woman like her deserved to be treated then I was content to help them be together as best I could. Though given how perfectly sweet he was to her in the series I doubt I had too much to worry about; even if this was a real UV Pokemon world Serena was surprisingly close to her canon counterpart and I doubt Ash would be too out of character in this universe as well. I hoped he wouldn't be overly dense in this universe otherwise I doubt Serena would ever take the initiative herself; she was too selfless for her own good and unless Ash came right out and said he loved her she would never have the ability to risk whatever friendship she had with Ash or whatever he was able to give her for the sake of her own personal romantic feelings.
Somehow I knew she would wait forever for him to make the first move if it came down to that, she was just that fucking devoted; unfortunately that also meant I might have to speed things up if I was planning to travel with their entourage because I don't think I could stand watching them skate around each other and beat about the bush with their feelings. Hey I was planning to be a big fish in a small pond here in this world, but that didn't mean I couldn't introduce some UV mechanics and help this world along with all I had to offer in the process. The amount of progress this world could make with someone like me backing it was… immeasurable, and I would be damned if I hoarded all of my unlimited means and kept them to myself when I had so much I could give these people. As an omnipotent god, I would have more power, more money, and more of anything and everything than I could ever possibly need in infinite lifetimes, I'd have everything I could ever want and infinitely more; so I felt compelled to share that power with the people and Pokemon I befriended or even grew to love romantically while I was here. Because as Appaneesty himself said, ultimate power was meaningless if you couldn't share it with the people you love; because then you're really the luckiest person of all.
My musing ended when Serena gave me a dazzling smile, one that set my entire body burning with infatuation. "That's so nice of you, thanks," she graciously accepted my offer, for which I was actually secretly grateful. So at least she was capable of not looking some gift horses in the mouth, at least she was capable of accepting something that someone offered her freely; I was glad she wasn't so selfless and unable to accept things from others that she couldn't appreciate my own generosity a bit. "Not a problem, but if we don't start heading off for Lumiose city we won't get there until nightfall; so lead the way Serena, I honestly don't even know where I'm going exactly to be honest. Or at least I don't know the quickest way to get to my destination," I informed her unabated by things like mental inhibitors. I was seriously glad I hadn't lost my ability to speak my mind; even if it got some people mad or uncomfortable with how honest I was about some things; at least you could always count on me to be honest about my thoughts and feelings.
Serena nodded in understanding and maintained that perfect, perpetual smile of hers the whole time while I walked by her side down the dirt road. You see, simply walking when I could run at the invariant speed now or when I had a never-ending supply of hyper active, ADHD energy was never going to be enough for me. So I tried alleviating some of that over-saturation of pent of energy by moving my hands in a series of random gestures or overlapping and curling my toes inside of my shoes on and off again in a never ending cycle, along with all of my usual methods for relieving myself whenever I was over stimulated.
Unfortunately some part of me was aware that no matter how much energy I expended I would never be able to tire myself out again, well unless I limited the depth of my energy while maintaining my omnipotent magnitude. I hummed, sang some random made up songs under my breath, and even whistled like I never could before, and Serena was perfectly tolerant of my isms the entire time I was doing all this beside her; never once did she express any sort of irritation, yet I could not for the life of me deplete my over stimulated state of mind. Ultimately I'd either have to get used to being incapable of feeling tired ever again or limit the depth of my super powers; for now I guess I'd conform to the former treatment.
Serena decided at that very moment to strike up a conversation while I opted to continue whistling, a skill I never had before on my earth and one I was just starting to fully appreciate as I used my hyper competence in all fields to my advantage at every possible turn. Skills and abilities I never had before were now entirely effortless for me to pull off and flawlessly at that. I knew I was essentially masterfully talented at everything and without even having to really try, but I'd be damned if I took that super power for granted and planned to make use of it and put my heart into it at every given opportunity. "So, did you hear about what happened in Lumiose city?" I heard the future performer ask me as I contemplated the possible applications for my abilities.
"Oh yeah, I reckon most of Kalos heard about that. Pretty brave what that young man did to save his Pikachu, though I reckon some people would say he was reckless as well. Mostly it just depends on your point of view I guess," I said back, having given my opinion on Ash's apparent recklessness many times and hoping that particular course of events wasn't too far removed from the canon timeline in this world. To my relief though I didn't need to gain some foreknowledge on this world's continuity as Serena nodded and turned to look at me with an absurdly fond smile, one that made Butterfrees turn my stomach into a mosh pit. "I like to think he was a bit of both; but he just saved all of Lumiose city Thomas. The crazy part is I knew him, or at least I think I knew him. I mean I'm not entirely certain he's who I think he is but if he is…" Serena trailed off and started gazing ahead of her with a dreamy smile on her face, evidently engrossed in her fantasies revolving around her and Ash as I repressed a knowing grin.
"Sounds to me like you've got a bit of a thing for him," I couldn't help but say to her, and I laughed out loud when Serena full body blushed in response to my suggestive comment. "Wha… what makes you think I've got a crush on him?" she stammered uncertainly, unable to even say her sentence without faltering or blushing an even deeper red. I shrugged nonchalantly at this, "just a deduction, I mean you're going all the way to Lumiose city right now to get a Pokemon… despite the fact you're about eighteen or so and way past the legal age to get a Pokemon. You could've gone on a Pokemon journey anytime you wanted past the age of ten, yet you choose now of all times, right after a guy resembling another guy you used to know saved all of Lumiose city from a rampaging, mind controlled Garchomp," I observantly stated. I knew I had an unfair advantage with all of this foreknowledge, but that wasn't going to stop me from using that foreknowledge and every other unnatural advantage I now had.
By this point we had reached Aquacorde town and were walking right on through it, maneuvering our way past and around a few townsfolk while Serena tried to come up with a response to my apparently impressive astuteness. "I have something that belongs to him, and it's about time I returned it," she simply sighed, not admitting her crush but not refuting it either I noticed. "How long ago did he give this mystery item to you? I have to admit I'm curious, but something tells me you've got something more in mind than simply returning his keepsake to him and are using it as some form of excuse to go and see him; so what are you really hoping to accomplish with this Serena," I prodded somewhat hesitantly, knowing I was probably prying into some very personal matters as far as Serena was concerned and making a conscious effort not to be indelicate. Somehow knowing that this beautiful human being was more than fiction and as real as I was, eliminated any preconceived notion in my mind that her thoughts and feelings didn't in fact matter. Her life mattered and counted as more than just some form of fiction, and while I still had a difficult time wrapping my head around that startling realization I realized this could be a chance for me to make friends with a very real life version of someone I once believed existed only in the Pokemon gaming and TV franchises.
Her blush didn't recede and she stuttered and tripped over her words cutely as my crush on her became very real very fast; I suddenly realized that I could be the one who courted and flirted with her, that I could be the man she loved and who loved her in return. I wouldn't say I was falling in love with her just yet, but I was given the opportunity to do something most people in my world could only fantasize about; wooing a female Anime character who was even more beautiful in real life than on the TV screen. Of course since she was a real life person her feelings for Ash were real to; everything about her was completely, utterly real and I needed to treat her as I would any girl in my world. I needed to be as considerate of her feelings as I would a really pretty and nice girl in my own indigenous universe. I needed to treat her like an actual person, yet something told me that was going to be a difficult practice to adopt when I was still recovering from the intensely disconcerting surrealism of this whole situation and world I was in.
Finally Serena found her response, and I made sure I listened good and proper while she spoke. "I guess so, I mean I never really thought about what to do after getting my Pokemon and returning Ash's handkerchief to him; assuming he is Ash. But you're right, I had a crush on him when I was a little girl and he helped me out one time at a summer camp, and I've continued to have these… feelings for him since I was eight years old. All I want right now is to return the object he gave me, the same item that ties us together; I can figure out what to do next when the time comes," Serena admitted with a stammer and a perpetual blush as I applauded her inwardly. "That… sounded like it was difficult for you to admit, and I'm glad you had the courage to admit your real feelings for him to me; though something tells me it will be more difficult to say it to the object of your affections am I right? Honestly though Serena, about the whole planning further ahead as you go along; you need not worry too much about having a set goal in mind. Lots of people don't know what they want to do with their lives at your age, and one thing I've learned is that we can have all the plans and the goals in the world but life will have a different one in mind for us almost every time," I told her with a strong, steady voice; yet another thing I sadly lacked that my godhood now enhanced to flawless levels.
In case I wasn't overtly clear, I never used to be this well spoken, so the fact that I am sounding as smart as I did when I typed and edited my words on my old laptop comes as a very pleasant surprise to me. The biggest hurdle to my intelligence is that I needed time to collect my thoughts and compile all the relevant information before unveiling the finished product so to speak. Now though I my head was so clear and my thoughts were so much more organized that I would never have to worry about tripping over my own verbose sounding vocabulary ever again. Serena smiled at my wisdom, her blush finally receding as I felt appreciation leaking off of her towards me through my omni-empathic connection to all beings in totality. "Thanks for that, for telling me what I needed to hear. I was actually kind of worried not having a set goal in mind; my mom wanted me to be a Rhyhorn racer like her but frankly I hate the sport. I don't hate Pokemon but I don't like riding Rhyhorn either; I just wish I knew what to do with myself but I'm glad you seem to think that it's not something I need to worry myself with constantly.
So what about you, what goals do you have in mind that you think are so radical?" she inquired, steering the conversation topic to me and my life instead as she grinned at me, earning a grin of my own in return as I immediately fired back my well rehearsed response. To be honest I wasn't expecting things to play out as they did and already they were playing out in a manner that was different to what I imagined in my self-insert story, the one I would never get to write now. I also wasn't expecting for Serena to be such a dynamite girl or for her to be so fun to talk to.
In the story I had planned for this exact scenario my story self ended up with Serena 9 by Infinity, the mightiest incarnation of Serena in either this version or the previous version of the Omega Omnisphere and the UV as well. She was one of the Omega Omnisphere Champions and at the height of her power and career, having spent eternity being trained by Ash Ketchum Infinity who was the supreme paragon of all omnipotent Pokemon masters that I had created in my UV situated Fanfiction stories. Of course though, I couldn't just expect things to play out in real life as I imagined them in my story; even though I could easily manipulate everyone into doing exactly as I expected them to I'd not only be heralded as a controlling, manipulative dictator I'd end up being very bored when things played out exactly as I expected or exactly as I anticipated. I liked having a certain amount of lack of control; it added more zest to the spice of life.
"Well I… plan to master the art of Pokemon battling on an omnipotent level," I informed her as we reached the edge of Santalune forest and Serena lead me on what appeared to be a dirt road that went around the majority of the forest itself and seemed to be marked as the safer path. The trade-off however was that although people with no Pokemon could get through this path without as much fear of running into a wild Pokemon unprotected, they'd have to take the long way around the forest which from a logical standpoint is the best possible explanation for how Serena got to Lumiose city without any Pokemon of her own. It's funny the details that were left out of the animated series, but if my assumptions were correct this long winding road would loop around both Santalune forest and Santalune city and even around Route 4 to get to Lumiose city through some tunnel that probably wasn't even in the games. Things were so much more expansive in the actual Pokemon world than they were in the games which had limited data storage capacity and even the show.
"Meaning… what exactly," Serena blinked unknowingly; uncertain of what I was talking about as I elaborated further, cutting off my train of thoughts to answer her. "I mean that I plan to train every Pokemon I befriend to a level of infinity, making them almighty examples, supreme paragons of their entire species. I plan to do so with Froakie and I plan to catch a Pikachu in Santalune forest, but beyond that my plans for the future are in a constant state of flux, changeable at barely a moment's notice," I explained to her with excruciating simplicity as she rounded on me with wide eyes. "You're serious?! Is training your Pokemon like that even possible," she asked; voicing a very legitimate question as I found an answer right away. God I was full of surprises today; I continued to surpass my own self expectations and amaze myself at every turn.
"Theoretically there is no limit to how strong humans and Pokemon can become through rigorous training, but were I to train them to such a level I would be the first in our planet's history to do so; which is why people would think my dream was radical. Still though the more impossible it is the more I find myself wanting to do it; because in the world of Pokemon I've learned that nothing is impossible," I passionately disclosed to her as she couldn't help but feel that my enthusiasm was infectious. Giggling cutely, she continued our ongoing back and forth conversation, "well when you put it like that it's hard not to believe you. I think that you should go for it Thomas; you've got a dream and one thing Ash taught me is that you can never give up until the end no matter what. So what if people think it's unattainable, the only person who can decide where your power and those of your Pokemon reaches its maximum is you; at least that is my opinion," Serena declared with a profound wisdom I never knew she had, that she probably didn't have in the show. Then again maybe she picked up more than just a one line phrase from Ash in this world, maybe she drew on his can do attitude and 'never say never' philosophy as well.
"Well said, that's my sentiments exactly Serena; keep in mind that you should take your own advice when the time comes for you to fulfill your own ambitions. You can accomplish anything you set your mind and heart to just as well as I can, so don't ever forget that okay," I smiled at her, and with that said we continued our walk in a comfortable silence for a bit while Lumiose city drew ever closer and our destinies awaited. While I am beside myself with joy that I finally had all I wanted and even got to meet and acquaint myself with a truly fantastic real life version of my favorite Pokemon girl, I realize there was a long way to go before I was at my personal best and I had so many plans and ultimate goals to set in motion that I honestly didn't know where to begin. Some things nagged at me, like the fact that I had to basically die and leave my loving family behind in order to gain the life I always secretly wanted; but above all I was worried about what parts of my UV knowledge were in fact truth. Appaneesty said I had a 5 percent margin of error and that wasn't exactly a whole lot of room for mistakes or for me to be wrong about something in a way that was beneficial to me or whoever I befriended here.
Unfortunately I had the inescapable feeling that a lot of what I was right about regarding the UV was in fact exceedingly dangerous not only to myself but also to the allies, friends, and possible lovers I may end up making here in my new home. For the first time since coming here and for one of the first times in my life, I actually hated the idea of being right about almost everything for a change. A lot of my knowledge and the UV gods I knew about were extremely dangerous, and I was genuinely concerned that maybe I wasn't the only Zenith Omnidony who came here to the Ultra-Verse after all. I knew it was inescapable that I would face challenges and foes equal to what I was capable of here, but that didn't mean I had to like it. For the first time I felt the full impact of my Zenith Omnidonae status and what cataclysms would befall the Omega Omnisphere if my antithesis actually existed, and my evil incarnation from the previous version of totality became aware of my presence here.
Author's Notes: That's a wrap folks, read, rate and review. Omniarch has left the building, oh and no flaming or negative reviews. Be seeing you all and hopefully you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it. I know it doesn't have much action but that'll soon change even as quickly as the next chapter; so stay tuned peeps. Next chapter features my receiving Froakie and going with Serena to Santalune city to find Ash while also befriending a very… special Pikachu with special powers of my own design. I think some of you will be surprised by what I have planned for both of those future OP badasses, and the powers that I plan to give them as Omega Omnisphere Champion caliber Pokemon. If you want information on all the different trainer rankings throughout the Ultra-Verse including Omega Omnisphere champion, then check out my bio page for further information if you're all that bothered. If not then meh I really don't care either way, just don't expect me to elaborate on every question you guys ask me when the information is already there. Omniarch is out for real this time, be seeing you.