A.N :
thank you Person for the suggestion ! I might do it for a more humourus chapter... Heh I could write alot of things for Tsunade's reaction.
Chapter will contain Yuri so if it isn't your thing... well don't read it.
I DON'T OWN ANYTHING RELATED TO NARUTO OR EMINEM (You'll see why.)
Chapter 2 : Well... that escalated quickly...
"So this seal can let us see into other dimension, right ?" Sakura asked after Tsunade finished explaining what they just experienced.
"It does." Tsunade simply said.
"Hokage-sama I think I speak for everybody in asking you why you are showing us this." Neji asked.
Tsunade didn't respond imediatly, instead she looked at the now seated young shinobies. A dark thought came to her mind.
"Who would die in this war the scroll talked about."She thought to herself.
Tsunade released a heavy breath, she really shouldn't be thinking about this. Pushing those thoughts away she replied:
"This could help us in many way. If we find a dimension close to us, we could prevent conflict even death ! We could also learn new techniques, intel on our enemies and so much more. And also... it can help us laugh a little during these times. we all need to relax, especially now with so much trouble on our door. So imagine this a reward for all your hard work over the year." She finished with small grin.
"Well it worked." Ino said while glancing behind her, a giggle escaping her mouth.
Behind Ino were the seated Naruto and Hinata, both of them pretty much glowing red from embarrassement. Both of them were sending eachother subtle glances.
" Yes, I guess it did." She chuckled.
"Hum, Hokage-sama could we use the seal again ?" Tenten asked.
Immediatly everyone perked up, excitement in their eyes.
Tsunade saw that even the two lovebirds in the back instantly perk up. Wait...
Did they get closer on the couch ?
Nah, she was probably imagining things.
"Very well, but I hope you all understand that what we may see are not for the faint of heart." Tsunade said, already approaching the seal.
She received a chorus of "Hai".
"Good." She stated as she pushed chackra into it.
The now familiar green wave passed once again trough the office.
Konoha slowly formed around them, another person also slowly formed close to them.
A second later, a younger Sakura appeared.
"Oh wow..." Ino mumbled a smirk on her face.
"What is it Ino-pig ?" Saku asked ( Main Sakura will be called Saku so there is no confusion).
"Your forehead was really big back then." Ino teased.
She responded with the nastiest glare someone could ever hope to make.
Everyone had to sigh at their antics, sometimes they really acted like kids.
"Where are they ?" Sakura mumbled while looking around.
"Well this brings back memories." Saku giggled. "Wait... where's Naruto ? You were never late." She stated while looking around for the younger blonde.
"Looking for me Pinky-chan ?" Someone who was definetly not Naruto asked.
"KYAAAAA." Sakura screamed while jumping up in the air.
Everyone now could clearly see the person who scared the young Sakura. She was a woman who looked to be in her early twenties, her red hair was pulled in a ponytail that reached her thighs with two strands of her hair that framed her face. She had dark violet eyes, small nose and a mouth that seemed to always be smilling.
But most importantly, she had three whiskers on each cheek.
She was wearing an Anbu uniform but it seemed to be a mix of the Kiri and Konoha uniform. The armor was exactly like the one from Kiri except for the steel plated arm guards. Under under all this she had a blood red shirt that left her shoulders exposed, it also had had a hood. She was also wearing black pants with black ninja sandals.
On her back were two katanas, one of them had dark red handguard, a rope that went around it was attached to a pendant in the shape of the Uzumaki swirl.
" She looks so much like Kushina-chan..." Tsunade thought to herself. "Could she be the Naruto of this universe..."
"DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT NARUKO-SENSEI !" Sakura screamed when she landed back on her feet.
Everyone quikcly realised who was in front of them : a female Naruto. All of them had different reactions. Choji, Shikamaru, Shino, Lee and even Neji were simply staring at her, trying to understand how Naruto would be as a woman. Ino was looking her up and down while muttering "Nice...". Tenten was looking at the katanas with hearth in her eyes. Sakura was looking at the woman with wide eyes and a dropped jaw. Hinata was looking back and forth between the embarrased boy and the red head, trying to understand how the boy she loved could be a woman. As for Kiba...
"Wait, wait, wait... N-Naruk-ko ?" Kiba said trying his best not to laugh.
"Shut up Kiba..." Naruto said while blushing from embarrassment , after all it's not everyday you see a another version of yourself that his female.
"I just came to tell you that we won't train today, I already told the others. But tomorow will be an extra long session." She said not even paying attention to the angry genin. "Anyway, I'll see you tomorow pinky-chan."
With that she dissapeared with a sunshin. Leaving a fuming pinkette behind.
everyone saw Konoha dissapear and before long, the green wave pass trough them.
"Hey I'm home !" They heard the uzumaki woman say after the world around them took form.
They were now in what looked like a small cozy apartement. They saw Naruko put her armor and weapon on a chair.
"How was your day 'Ruko-chan ?" A woman asked from what looked like the bedroom.
"It wasn't bad. Oh also I have the day off !" She said while walking towards the bedroom. Never noticing the numerous shinobi following.
"Oh really now ?~" they heard the mistery woman say, a seductive purr to her voice.
And before they knew it, a very familiar woman was infront of the female whiskered blonde.
Said woman had spiky purple hair and was clad in a set of dark lingerie. She looked at Naruko with a sultry smile.
"... Naruto-kun why is she with Anko-san ?" Hinata asked sweetly, a dangerous glint in her eyes. Was Anko seeing her Naruto in their home universe ?
Naruto didn't notice it.
" No idea to be honest." He said while shrugging, never noticing Hinata's sickly sweet smile.
The others did. A shiver ran trough them.
Hinata could be scary sometimes.
"Well, are you coming ?" Anko asked as she entered the bedroom,her hips swaying seductively.
In the blink of an eye, the red head was gone, leaving behind a heap of cloth on the floor. Giggles could be heard coming from the bedroom before they were quiclky replaced by wet kissing noise and breathy moan.
Pretty much everyone had the decency to blush. After all, it's not everyday you see/hear your friend have lesbian sex,especially when that friend is male.
*pant**pant**pant*
"Ok, who's panting like a dog in heat !?" An annoyed Sakura asked, an angry tick mark on her forehead.
Everyone turned towards the sound, wich was revealed to be... Kiba with his tongue hanging out of his mouth with drool slowly falling from it.
A puddle had already formed on the ground.
Cue twitch on Sakura's left eyebrow, fist clenching, shaking with the rage that only a prude like Sakura could have and with a mighty war cry ,that strangely resembeled "PERVERT !", Kiba's face became good friend with the ceilling.
The others could only sweatdrop.
Green wave.( scene change)
"Ok, where are we now ?" Naruto asked as looked around.
All around them were people bustling around doing daily chores, some were even buying food from what looked like a small market place. They also saw that all the houses were build around the main road. The group noticed another thing: almost every person around them were redheads. Dark red, blood red, light red and even a bit of orange in the mix. And they all seemed to be familiar with eachother. Exactly like...
"A clan. This is a clan district." Shikamaru said, not looking one bit tired.
"But what clan could this be ? There's no cla..." The Uzumaki clan..."
All eyes turned to a teary eyed Tsunade, she was looking in the distance, staring at something they couldn't see.
"The Uzumaki clan ? What are you talking about baa-chan ?" Naruto asked already walking towards Tsunade.
She didn't respond, she just continued to stare into seemingly nothingness.
"Baa-chan..." Naruto said, a bit of anger in his voice, surprising the others. "What Uzumaki clan ?"
"Kushina ?" Tsunade breathed, several emotions in her voice. Sorrow, sadness, guilt and joy all in one.
"Kushina ? What are you..." He trailed off as he looked where she was looking at. Four person were walking towards them. On was Naruko, to her left was another Naruto that was a bit older than himself and had red hair but it was the other one that made him pause. One was a man with long-ish red hair, one of his eye was covered by said hair, he was a bit pale but the most surprising thing was his eyes : they were completely light purple with ripples in them. He had one of his arm around the waist of the woman he was walking along with. Said woman had, of course, red hair that went past her waist. She had violet eyes shining with mischief. She was talking with the others around her without a care in the world.
Naruto knew that woman but he didn't. He remembered that he dreamt of her sometimes. She always looked like she was in pain and was trying not to cry. She always called him something but he never remembered.
"Hey sochi-kun, when are you gonna bring that little girlfriend of yours ?" Kushina teased her Naruto.
That's it ! That's what she called him in his dream !
It took him half a second it clicked in his mind.
"K-kaa-san ?" He mumbled, tears gathering in his eyes.
The konoha all had pity in their eyes as they stared at their friend's back. To see your mother for the first time after years of being an orphan...
Everyone lapsed into a respectful silence for Naruto only for it to be broken when Hinata walked in front of Naruto and , with a bit of hesitance, wrapped her arms around him.
Everyone, including Naruto, had to blink at that. But he didn't pull away, instead he also wrapped around her making glow even more that she already was. It didn't help that she could see the others reaction. Thumbs up,excited thumb up in Lee's case, teasing winks or even byakugan glare that talked for itself " Don't move your hand to much Uzumaki...".
Naruto was the first to pull away. Trying to hide her dissapointement, she also pulled away only to blush again when she saw him staring straight into her eyes. She send him a small smile wich he returned.
"Hum... thanks Hinata-chan. I needed that." He said scratching the back of his neck.
"Y-y-you're welcome." She mentally kicked herself for her stutering, thank kami she didn't faint.
After that she went back with the others.
"Baa-chan, when this is done I want answers." He demanded while staring straight at the sannin.
She nodded, dread slowly Spreading trough her.
Scene change
A battle was going in front of them, no a war was happening. All around them shinobies from different villages were killing eachother off. As far as the could see it was Kumo and Iwa against the Leaf,the Sand and the Mist. The ground shook from powerful jutsu and also from the summons.
At first they didn't see anyone they knew until the two red headed siblings from this dimension jumped in front of them, both of them panting with grime and blood on them. Naruko's katanas were dripping blood like a crimson waterfall and the Naruto seemed to be almost out of chakra.
"Hey sis, what do you say we bring out the big guns ?" He asked with a feral grin.
"You read my mind fishcake !"
They watched curiously as they brought one of theirs togheter, a seal that all familiar to Naruto appearing on the backs of their hands, and started to do handsigns with their other hands. Seconds later, they're eyes morphed into the rippled ones they saw on the red head man and the seal on their hands glowed a bright orange.
*POOF*
A giant wave of smoke envelopped the battlefield and for a second the fighting stopped. And then the ground shook. The shaking became worst every second until... it stopped.
Everyone looked around trying what was the cause of it. Suddently gasps were heard on the battlefield, shinobies all around them pointing at something that was behind them, they even saw a Iwa shinobi fall to his knee with a horror filled expression.
As they turned around, the first thing they saw was two giant red slitted eyes with pure bloodlust in them.
The smoke slowly fell revealling more and more of the giant beast. It was a giant red orange fox with nine-tails. On his head were the Uzumaki siblings.
With a roar that once again shook the ground, the Kyuubi no Yoko launch himself into the mass of opposing shinobies.
Scene change / home dimension.
Nobody said anything after that. What could they say ? They just saw Naruto and his sister from another dimension summon the most powerfull demon ! All eyes were on him but he didn't look at them in the eyes. His head was bent forward, his hair shadowing his eyes.
And before anyone could react, he bolted out of the room. Leaving behind conflicted teens and a teary eyed kage.
BONUS OMAKE : Raminem
"Look
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture
Or just let it slip?"
The group of shinobies turned towards the familiar voice of the blonde knucklehead. He was wearing a grey hoodie with a dark beanie. A beat was playing in the background, like this was the start of a song... oh wait...
Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's ramen
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now
The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his whole back city's ropes
It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke
He's so stacked that he knows, when he goes back to his mobile home, that's when its
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
Now, the konoha 11 watched as their friend rapped. Who might be the name of this beast of a rapper ?
Raminem.
Hey guys, I'm finally working on this fic again and I couldn't be happier about it. For those that read The Misery of One is the Hapiness of another don't worry I'm only taking a small pause.
Anyway, if you guys have any suggestion I would be happy to hear them.
Take care you guys -DoctorIm
Edit: Hey would you guys like it if I summarize the other universes so that some things make more sense in the future ?