Twilight sparkle becomes lesban
"you are expolting my gay" cryed a angst twilight sparkle. "yeh" laughed ranbow dish. "I will have to silence you with my spell powers" and she gave ranbow dash amensa. "who are u"? said ranbow dash. "your name is susan and you live on a cloud and you are a straight not a gaysexual" "ok" said susan/ranbow dash. now that ranbow dash was out of the way of herself she new that it was time to come out of closet. She gathered here friends pinke pie and rarirty and applejack and even fluttershy.
"guys I have big impotent secret to tell you ok?" ok they said/ "im a gay homo" said sparkle. Wtf sad pinke pie. "I do say what a frightful occurrence old chap" sad ratity. "wow cool" said fluttershy. But applejack was not please. "what are ya'll takin about" said applejack she was a texas chrustan and it was illegal to gay in texas. "how can you dare be a homo I thought we waz frends.
"it is my choice to homo don't you oppress me" said twilight with RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATON. applejack was mad/sad and say "you are no my friend" and she left without a thought or word. everyone stared at eachother with disbelieving ears. "wow how frightfully dreadful old chap" said rarity. "dont worry I will always be here four you " said pink pie. "wow thanks you guys you the best friends in the history of forever"
Meanwhile applejacks was calling on the telephone who was she call?...the WEST BAPTIST was the horse branch "yes hello wbc speaking can I kill a faggot today?" said a homophobe on the other line." yes please kill the total gaywad twilight sparkle" said applesjack. "oh ok that'll will be 50 dolars please." She handed the horse 50 dolars. then they got a hitman called thegaydestrorer he had a shotgun and a pistols and some bombs. Meanwhile twilight sparkle was doing gay things like bying newspapers and getting a sweatshirt for exercise and she got a pipe and a new short hair do. just then some shot a sniper rifle. the hitman came out of his car and said "where is twilight sparkle? she must dead and if I cant not find her I will dead her friends" and pointed a gun at fluttershy she was cry. "oh gee I need to help my friends but people will no im a lesbo if they see me!" what will she do?