Momo: Hello, all, and welcome back to…. *drum rolls* to Whammy Boyz: Truth or Dare!
Mello: Boys? Psh, why is Near here?
Near: Well, technically I am a boy. I think the majority of the viewers aren't exactly sure of your gender though, Mello.
Matt: My Magic 8 ball said Mello was a guy. Therefore he is a guy.
Momo: Matt…..
Matt: ….Yes?
Momo: Never mind. We should probably get to the truths/dares. Okay, first is a dare from IttyBritty. It says, Near I dare you to steal and eat half of L's sweets.
Near: L isn't here, and neither are his sweets.
Mello: HAHAHAHAAH! That's like, an infinite number of sweets, sucks for youuuu!!!
Momo: Not to worry, I know what to do. *Poofs up L*
L: *Mumbled by cake in mouth* Hello?
Momo: L, where do you keep your sweets?
L: I am afraid that information is top secret. Besides I don't even know-
Mello: *Holding a gun* Hand over the sweets NOW!
L: …..
Momo: Just do it.
L: Fine.
Momo: Here you go Near, eat these. It's about half.
L: Actually that's about 3% of my sweets.
Matt: For…. real? That HAS to be at least seven trash bags packed full!
Momo: Whatever. Here you go Near! I think it's enough!
Near: Whatever. *Begins to eat sweets*
Momo: Well….in the meantime, onto the next
reply! From GothicGal8541, we have another dare! Or three actually….
Whatever! Here we go. Near, eat your toys.
Mello, cross dress in a
gothic lolita outfit.
Matt, sing 'Music of the night' by Phantom
of the Opera.
Matt: Sweet!- Uh…I mean, Awwww!!!
Mello: Okay…. *Goes and gets dressed* Tada!!!
Matt: Wow, you look….like Misa!!
Near: I have to eat more? I haven't finished a bag yet….
Momo: Just put them in with the bags. It's all good.
Near: For some reason this all seems pretty humanly impossible.
Momo: JUST EAT! And Matt, sing!!
Matt: Okay, here goes! Night time sharpens, heightens each sensation. Darkness stirs and wakes imagination. Silently the senses abandon their defenses.
Momo: Wow, he isn't all that bad…
Mello: Damn Matt….How the HELL do you know that song?
Near: This robot doesn't taste that bad…
Mello: HAHAHAHAA!! You are eating a robot!
Near: I beat you again, this time in variety of foods eaten.
Mello: UGH! Shut up!
Matt: You alone can make my song take flight. Help me make the music of the night.
Momo: I will! I will help! *Cough* I mean….*blush*
Mello: Looks like you have a secret admirer over here, Matt.
Momo: Nuh-uh!!!
Matt: I…uhh….
Momo: Don't say anything. Let's just keep playing. This one is from chelsealovestowritefanfiction. Or if you would like to call her, Chealseawiththereallylongname. They both work fine. Okay, she says, mello i dare you to destroy all of matts electronics (srry matt i still love you XD but this is revenge lol).
Mello: *Looks at Matt*
Matt: *Looks at Mello*
Mello: *Takes gun and shoot ALL of them*
Matt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mello: Don't worry; I'm sure you can press HER buttons.
Momo: o_0
Matt: _ *is dead inside*
Near: I think I finished…..Ughh….stomachache.
Mello: HAHA!
Momo: Okay….Uh…That's all we have for today!! So, keep reviewing, and have fun!
