It was a perfect day. Everyone was happy, there was world peace, and Hojo died. Well, until reality knocked out the authoress and took control. Then Midgar returned to its dark and gloomy state. It was windy. So windy, in fact, many claimed they felt Midgar moving. Most of the Second and Third class SOLDIERs were on that very topic. Then they realized it was the infamous Genesis Rhapsodos, one again, bored out of his mind.

A potted plant, stolen from Wutai because plants can only grow in the Slum church not anywhere else relatively near to the plant-hating city, suddenly burst into flames. Why? Because Genesis wanted it to, that's why.

Lazard took action immediately (he didn't want a repeat of last time) by having Sephiroth and Angeal keep the red-haired pyro out of trouble. After arguing with a distraught Genesis who claimed he "didn't need babysitters" for an hour, the Director finally threatened him with sending him to a Red Leather meeting. (Don't get me wrong. The fangirls kick butt. I am a fangirl. But…if Genesis suddenly walked into the room I was sitting in…he might not make it out without being glomped and huggled.) Genesis then reluctantly complied, because he wanted to live to see tomorrow.

So the scene before us is Genesis sitting on the couch, LOVELESS open on his lap, reciting the third act as loud as he possibly can, Sephiroth, sitting in the recliner, about ready to murder his friend, Angeal, looking through the messages Zack sent to his PHS. (Lol, I put PMS…then I caught myself.)

Angeal let out a sigh. "Zack wants to get in some extra training…" and he had just sat down too!

Genesis felt some compassion for his old friend, so he volunteered to help Zack instead. Well, no. He volunteered because the most devious plan came to mind. He would teach Zack "First Class Secrets to Success" and it would be hilarious.

When Genesis showed up to the SOLDIER floor to give Zack a training lesson, the Puppy about had a heart attack. "W-what? W-why?" and other questions asking the LOVELESS-addict why he was actually helping.

"Boredom makes us do the strangest things, young Pup," Was all he would comment. And boy, did he mean it.

An hour later, Zack was in a pink dress. With matching Gucci heels. And a pink Prada purse. His hair was also plastered down, his eyes had like eighty layers of eye shadow, his lips had four different flavors and colors of lip-gloss, and he had some of the reddest cheeks in the building. Plus the mascara. That was the finishing touch on Genesis's masterpiece.

"Hey…Gen? Are you sure this will help me be a hero?"

"Yes Puppy. Now be quiet and pose for the camera."

Zack Fair was a hero. He saved everyone from boredom. The building was abuzz with everyone sending the drag-queen Zack, excuse me, Zanna, to everyone they knew.

He couldn't walk out in public for weeks.

Okay, I couldn't resist. I love writing devious!Genesis. He makes me laugh. I'm going to write one more chapter for this, and then it's complete! And there will be a sequel, all about Zack's revenge. Whether he means it or not.

R&R! Sephiroth, do the disclaimer, please.

Sephiroth: TornAngelWings doesn't own the Final Fantasy franchise.