The gigantic Titan Tron plays a video: In the back, Ralph Jaguar, Britney Cable, and Triple H with his black vest on added to his outfit walk out of the COO office and walk down the hall way. They meet Zack Ryder wearing his usual wrestling gear, purple bandana, and shades. "Zack Ryder. How are you doing, guy?," ask Ralph. "Ralph Jaguar. You know my name, huh? Lol...I feel honored. Britney, you doing good?," Zack ask. "I'm doing alright," Britney responds. "Triple H. How's it going, man?," ask Zack. "Doing good, Zack. I just have to do some organizing with the shows and we're heading to the ring to tell everyone how that's gonna go down. So, you might wanna go and get ready for your match, Zack." says Triple H. "Oh yeah. Sure, boss. Catch ya later, Ralph and Britney. Whoo Whoo. You know it," says Zack Ryder as he walks away.
RJ, Britney Cable, and Triple H walk through the hallway and meet the black long haired Stephanie McMahon, wearing her white dress shirt, black vest, skirt, and dress shoes. "Well hey, Britney and Ralph Jaguar. How are you both doing? Welcome to the staff of The WWE," says Stephanie. "Hey, Mrs. McMahon. It's great to finally meet you. I'm a huge fan of yours," says RJ. "Meet, too," says Britney. "Hey, Hunter," says Stephanie. "Hey, Steph," says Triple H as he kisses Stephanie on the lips. Ralph and
Britney look at each other briefly. "I'm a fan of yours too, Ralph. I remember you on Street Warriors. You did real great on there," says Stephanie. "Thanks, Mrs. McMahon," says RJ. "I saw the opening video and so did everyone else. My husband explained to you our current situation. We have our current World Heavyweight Champion of Smackdown which is Mark Henry, but we don't have a WWE Champion of Raw thanks to that no-good, disrespectful, ungrateful...eeww...I don't even want to say his name," says Stephanie McMahon.
The white, brown haired John Laurinaitis walks up wearing his grey vest, pants, black shoes, and white shirt. "Hey, everybody. Hey, Mrs. McMahon, Triple H. Britney and Ralph Jaguar. It's great to have you two on board. I'm John Laurinaitis, Vice-President of Talent Relations," says Laurinaitis as he shakes RJ's hand. "It's good to meet you Mr. Laurinaitis," says RJ. "I haven't seen you on your TV Show, Mr. Jaguar. But when I heard that you applied to be our General Manager of Raw, I did some research on you. On Street Warriors, you were one half of the tag team champions, a one time Midweight Champion, and The Heavyweight Champion of The Street Warriors. Those are very impressive acalades, Ralph," explains John Laurinaitis. "And Mrs. McMahon, there's no need to worry. We will not mention the name of that no-good, bitter ingrate that walked out with the WWE Championship. Things maybe messed up, but we're going to make it right," says Laurinaitis.
"And speaking of which. That's why we need to head to the ring, now. Britney, if you can wait back here. John, Ralph, and I will go to the ring," says Triple H as he, Laurinaitis, and Ralph Jaguar head to through the hallway...The video ends and the white brown haired, Lillian Garcia who's wearing her black dress, picks up the microphone. "And now introducing, accompanied by The Assistant-General Manager of Raw, Ralph Jaguar; and The Vice-President of Talent Relations, John Laurinaitis; here is The COO of The WWE, Triple H!," The three if them walk out on the stage as Triple H entrance song plays, and they now head to the ring.
"Here he comes, folks. The new man that's running things in The WWE, Triple H. And he's got the new Assistant-General Manager of Raw with him," says JBL. "We're very familiar with Ralph Jaguar. We watched him on Street Warriors. But what is he doing here in The WWE? That's the question that's on most of our minds," says Cole. "Maybe we'll find out. The WWE Universe seem to like Ralph Jaguar a lot here since they're cheering for him...Triple H got the microphone, now," says Jerry Lawler.
"Alright, everyone in Richmond, Virginia. Welcome to Monday Night Raw! Now, as you can probably tell by the videos that you've just seen. Yes. Some things will be changing here. One of them being is that I am now running the day by day operations of The WWE. Another is some of our staff...We now have two new Assistant-General Managers. One for Smackdown and one for Monday Night Raw. Britney Cable is the Assistant-General Manager of Friday Night Smackdown. And right here is our Assistant-General Manager of Monday Night Raw. Some of you might recognize him, but then some of you might not. Ralph Jaguar is The Legendary Mastermind from The Street Warriors TV Show. Now he's our Assistant-General Manager of Monday Night Raw...
"Like I said in the video earlier today, Ralph. If you and Britney want to be General Managers of your shows, you got to work your ways up there...Just like you worked your way up in Street Warriors." Ralph nods his head in agreement. "Now, there's another matter that we need to attend to...Currently we do not have a WWE Champion, since the previous one walked out when his contract expired. But we're about to fix that right now...We're going to start out this show by having the top finalists in the tournament Rey Mysterio and The Miz battle it out and the winner of that match will be crowned the NEW WWE Champion, and that match starts right now," says Triple H as he, John Laurinaitis, and Ralph Jaguar exit the ring. And now The Miz's comes down the allies as his entrance song plays.
"Alright! Here he is! The awesome one! The Miz!" "Wow. It's pretty obvious who you're rooting for, Michael," says Lawler. "Hey, The Miz is awesome and you need to realize that, Jerry," says Cole. "Here comes Rey Mysterio, master of the 6-1-9," says JBL. "And you've been at the receiving end of a few 6-1-9's, haven't ya, JBL?," ask Lawler. "Yeah. I got some history with Rey Mysterio," says JBL.
Rey Mysterio, wearing his red and white mask, tights and white boots comes down the aisle. "This is it, people. We're about to finally crown a new WWE Champion after all that bull crap," says Lawler. "Yeah. And it'll be real bull crap if Rey Mysterio becomes the champion, here. We need The Miz as our WWE Champion," says Cole. "Hey, Cole. Why you don't you go and grab some pots and pans and cheer for The Miz at ring side?," JBL ask. "I'm fine right here, JBL...Anyways, as you can see to our right by the table there sits Ralph Jaguar, John Laurinaitis, and Triple H," says Cole. "They really want to make sure that we crown a new WWE Champion and we will," says JBL.
"Both The Miz and Rey Mysterio are in the ring and there goes the bell...Both men lock up. Rey gets The Miz with an arm drag and now a drop kick. And there's another drop kick by Rey Mysterio to The Miz," says Lawler. "Rey maybe small in size, but he makes up for it with seed and agility," says JBL. "Come on Miz. This match isn't over," says Cole. "The Miz just got Rey with a hard cloth line and now Miz is putting the boots to him," says Lawler. "Yeah. Stomp his scrawny $$, Miz!," says Cole. "Miz just nailed Rey with a cloth line against the turnbuckle and there's that running bull dog combo," JBL says. "Miz goes for the cover...and the ref counts...1-2...Rey kicks out," says Lawler. "Keep in mind, people. This match is for The WWE Championship," says JBL. "There's Ralph looking on as these men go at it for The WWE Championship," says Lawler. "I wonder what's going through Ralph's mind as he sees this," JBL says.
"Rey's trying to fight back with punches to the Miz. But The Miz just nails Rey with a running cloth line...If Rey's gonna win this match, he needs to rely on his speed and quickness," says Lawler. "Yeah. But it won't do him any good...Come on Miz!," Cole says. "Miz goes for another cloth line...Rey moves out of the way and The Miz hits the turnbuckle hard!," says JBL. "Hey...I think The Miz just hurt his knee. He's staggering on the ropes," says Cole. "Rey just nailed The Miz with The 6-1-9! The Miz is down and Rey is on the top turn buckle-he leaps and dive bomb the The Miz!," says Lawler. "Wait. The Miz is injured!," says Cole. "Rey goes for the cover and the ref counts 1-2-3!...He's won it! We have a new WWE Champion. Rey Mysterio!" Lawler shouts. Lillian takes the microphone. "And here is your winner and NEW WWE Champion, Rey Mysterio!" The ref hands Rey The gold WWE Championship belt as Ralph and Triple H claps and John Laurinaitis just looks on.
Rey Mysterio stands on the second turnbuckle and holds up his championship belt as the music plays. The Miz runs up and nails Rey with a forearm to the back and kicks Rey down and now The Miz starts stomping on Rey. "What the heck is with The Miz?! He's such a sore loser!," Lawler yells as Ralph Jaguar runs into the ring, grabs The Miz by the back of his hair, pulls him off of Rey and throws The Miz down to the mat. "Hey! What hell?!," Cole yells as The Miz is on his knees and Ralph Jaguar nails The Miz with a hard kick to his head! "Good God!," JBL yells as The Miz stumbles out of the ring. Triple H and John Laurinaitis run into the ring. More referees run out and The Miz stands up and looks at RJ with a mean nasty look on his face. The referees restrain The Miz and Rey Mysterio stands and points at The Miz. Alberto Del Rio comes out on the stage with his red Raw Money In The Bank Briefcase and Rey Mysterio gives Del Rio a hard look, too.
"Things are getting wild here," says Lawler. "Where the hell does Ralph Jaguar get off putting his hands on The Miz like that?!," Cole shouts. "He was trying to restrain Miz. You saw what happened. He was out of control," says Lawler. "There's Alberto Del Rio and his private announcer. He won The Money In The Bank for the WWE Title. I think he was about to cash it in before Ralph interfered," says JBL. "Ralph Jaguar had no business interfering like that," Cole shouts. "He's The Assistant-General Manager. He has every right to get involve...Anyways, we now have a new WWE Champion," says Lawler. "The referees are still restraining The Miz and holding him back...John Laurinaitis, Ralph Jaguar, and Triple H are in the ring and there's Rey Mysterio holding up his newly won WWE Championship as Alberto Del Rio looks at him as he holds up his Money In The Bank briefcase and they're playing Rey's song," explains JBL. "We got to go to commercial break...Raw continues after this!," Lawler shouts.
Author's Note: Alright! There's another chapter for you. Yeah, this story started out kind of slow, but it's starting to pick up, now. I'm just getting warm and chapter 3 is coming soon.