TIGERSTAR'S MAJESTIC COMMERCIALS (or so Tigerstar says)

by Sliver Frost

"Hello people! This is a company Tigerstar is opening so if you want something to be made into a commercial, review-" the camera cat barely finished before being cut off by the director Tigerstar. "What's a people?" (Rated T for deaths by Tigerstar)

2. Scourges claw sharpening service

Scourge's Claw Sharpening Service

"I still don't like the fact that Scourge is the director of this commercial." Tigerstar mumbled.

"As your director, I demand Tigerstar to be the actor for my commercial." Scourge sneered. "I demand you Tigerstar."

Tansyheart handed Tigerstar the script and he read it with horror in his eyes. "I-i-i have to let YOU sharpen MY already MAJESTIC claws?" Tigerheart stammered.

Scourge leaped gracefully onto the stage and gave the camera cat a thumbs up to start recording. "My devious rouges are you not a great enough fighter? Come to your local dump to get your claws sharpened for fighting. I'm sure you know me, THE Scourge." He beamed a smile at the camera. "The only cost is 8,000,000 dollars but I'm sure all you can manage."

"YOU CALL YOURSELF THE SCOURGE? THEN I AM THE ONE AND ONLY TIGERSTAR!" Tigerstar yowled furiously. "MY CLAWS ARE ALREADY SHARP WITHOUT HIS DUMB SERVICE!" Tigerstar raised his fourth claw up to the camera slowly.

"Tigerstar! There could be kits watching this! What if they stuck up there fourth claw to their parents?" Tansyheart scolded.

*Hawkfrost appears using his magical Darkforest powers* "Hey daddy watcha doin?"

Tigerstar stuck his fourth claw up to his son. "Daddy swears! MOMMY HELP"

*Sasha magically appears using her rainbow sparkle powers* "What did miserable Tigerstar do to you Hawky?"

"HE SWORE!" Hawkfrost cried.

"I AM MAJESTIC SASHA AND BTW I NEVER LOVED YOU!" Tigerstar growled.

"YOU ARE MISERABLE AND I NEVER LOVED YOU EITHER!" Sasha growled back.

"MAJESTIC"

"MISERABLE"

"MAJESTIC"

"MISERABLE"

"YOUR BOTH MISERABLE PARENTS!" Scourge screeched. "Sasha abandoned both her kits while Tigerstar attempted to make them evil!"

Hawkfrost put his paw on Scourge's shoulder. "I think we all know who's the new and better director here."

"Don't you dare say Scourge Hawky." Tigerstar hissed.

"Of course its me Tigerstar." Scourge laughed.

"What? No its me mousebrains!" Hawkfrost said shoving his snout proudly in the air. "DUH"

Tansyheart quickly ended the recording but not quick enough to here Tigerstar say "TEAR HAWKY APART AND MAKE SURE WE LET HIM ROT IN THE YUCKY PLACE CALLED STARCLAN." Scourge and Tigerstar lunged at Hawky-

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Lionblaze turned off the TV to save his kits from seeing anymore.

"Aww dad they were about to kill Hawkfrost alive! That's entertaining!"