AL: Is Alice Longbottom. (James' Girlfriend)
JP: Guys I have a random question.
AP: What is it?
JP: If you were a worm how long would you want to be?
LP: Wow that is a random question.
AP: I would want to be about 5-7 inches.
JP: Why?
AP: I do not know. But I think it would be pretty cool to be a 5 to 7 inch worm.
LP: I think we should see how long Teddy would want to be.
TL: How long I would want to be what?
JP: I will ask the question again. If you were a worm how long would you want to be?
TL: I would want to be about 20 feet.
JP: Why would you want to be that long?
TL: I would like to see people's reactions to a 20 foot worm. Worms are only like 3-5 inches. Although I did once see a worm that looked to be about 6 once, I was walking down the street in the rain.
LP: Why were you walking down the street in the rain in the first place?
TL: I happen to really like walking in the rain.
AP: Sure you do.
TL: I came up here to tell you guys something but now I forgot what I was suppose to tell you. It probably wasn't that important anyway.
LP: It probably was important but who cares.
JP: So how is being engaged?
TL: It is…how do I explain this? Awesome yet depressing. I mean once I get married to Victoire I am not a free man anymore yet I will be with the one I love.
JP: Aw that is so cute, I want to puke.
AP: Hey that rhymes. Puke and cute. Ha.
LP: Albus it is not that funny.
AP: No I mean James wrote a poem.
JP: No I didn't.
AP: Yes you did look.
That is so cute,
I want to puke.
TL: That can't be a poem. It is a sentence.
AP: It is too a poem.
JP: Wow I am so awesome I can write a poem without knowing I am writing a poem. Chuck Norris can't even do that.
AP: Who is Chuck Norris?
TL: Actually James Chuck Norris can do that. For Chuck Norris can do anything.
AP: Seriously who is this Chuck guy?
LP: I doubt Chuck Norris can do everything. Kids just make up things he can do. Here is one. Chuck Norris can believe it is not butter.
JP: Oh that one was nice!
TL: Are you talking about that stupid annoying 'I can't believe it's not butter, butter' commercial?
LP: Yep.
AP: Guys who is Chuck…oh whatever. You guys aren't listing to me anyway.
JP: You finally caught on now Al?
AP: Well sorry if I am a little slow.
TL: It is alright Albus.
AL: Hey James!
JP: ALICE! What are you doing hear? I thought you were still in America.
TL: Now I remember what I was supposed to tell you. James Alice is coming home early because she didn't want to miss your birthday. Oh and Happy Birthday.
JP: My birthday was last month.
TL: It was? Wow I have got to get out of my house more often.
LP: I think Teddy needs to see a doctor.
AL: A mind doctor.
JP: Anyway Alice it is nice to see you. I like what you have done with your hair.
AL: Aw thanks.
AP: PLEASE STOP! MY EYES!
LP: Lay off of them Albus. They are just kissing.
TL: Yeah you should be lucky. It is not like they are using tongue.
TL: Woops spoke to soon.
AP: MY EYES!