Okies, here's chapter 2! i would have updated earlier, but my internet suddenly just died so i had to wait until my uncle help to get it going again before i could start updating.

Anyways, enough of that, let's get to the edward-bullying :D

Edward sat at the dining table, his left hand supporting his head while he drank coffee with a bored expression. In the meantime, Roy was still pulling hair out of Ed's ponytail, and successfully plucked out 624 strands of hair in the process. Edward's expression changed from bored to annoyed to pissed, and he slammed down the now empty mug on the table.

"STOP!! PULLING!! MY!! HAIR!!!!" he yelled at the black haired kid who was clinging on to his back. Roy stopped, frightened by the sudden change in volume. Edward glanced down at the boy, who now had tears welling in his eyes. Edward finally realized what he did, and got off the chair to kneel at Roy's height.

"Oh dang… Uh, don't… don't cry… please?" He tried to comfort the boy, but he only succeeded in making Roy tear up even more. Edward groaned. "Uh… if you stop crying I'll... um… give you anything you want…?" He tried again, and thankfully, Roy stopped crying, a cheeky smile now on his face.

"Oki… Me stop crying if Ed wears miniskirt…" he said, and smiled even wider. Edward flinched, and his face darkened.

"No."

"Please…?"

"No."

"Pretty pretty pweese?"

"I said NO! And those puppy dog eyes won't work on me!"

"……"

"… Oh…… OH DAMMIT!! ARGH NONONO… DON'T…!!"

"WA!!!!!!!! ROY WANTS MINISKIRT!!!!"

"AHHH STOP CRYING!!!"

"ROY WANTS MINISKIRTS!!!"

"OK OK FINE! MINISKIRT! ARGH! Stupid Tucker…… stupid kids…… stupid stupid stupid…… stupid miniskirt… stupid everything… There. Happy now?"

"YAY, MINISKIRT!"

"Ugh."

"Eddie's wearing a miniskirt!!~ Yay~ yay~ yay~!"

"… I feel so exposed…"

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Roy grinned on the sofa as Edward ran around in a miniskirt trying to get Winry and Armstrong to sit still. He turned to the blonde toddler next to him.

"Hallo." He greeted. Riza just continued reading her book of fairy tales.

"Hallo?" He waved a hand in front of her, and she finally noticed him.

"Hi." She said, before going back to her book. Roy pouted.

"You're boring!" He exclaimed. Riza glared at him.

"No I'm not." She retorted. Roy snickered.

"Bookworm!" He laughed at her loudly, until the hard-cover book was thrown at him. Roy was pushed back a bit by the impact, and tears formed in his eyes.

"At least I'm not a cry-baby." Riza replied with a strong stare before turning back to the story book that magically appeared in her hands. Roy wiped away his tears and puffed up his cheeks.

"I'm not a cry-baby!" He insisted. Without glancing up from her book, Riza scooted over and whacked him softly on the head. Roy burst into tears.

"Uh huh." She said. Tearing her gaze from her book, she looked up. "Edward, I want milk." She demanded. Ed stopped for a while, sighed and looked at her.

"Can't you get it yourself? Uh… and why is Roy crying again?!" He groaned. Riza smiled innocently.

"Never mind him, he'll stop crying eventually." She said, still smiling.

"Huh? Yeah, but-"

"Edward Elric, I want my milk." Riza repeated once more, threat evident in her voice. Edward twitched, and finally he gave in, sighing.

"Alright, alright… In a glass or a bottle?" Riza thought for a while.

"Bottle. And make sure the milk is warm. Or else." She instructed before going back to her book. A vein throbbed on Edward's forehead.

"Yeah, sure…" He turned, and his eyes narrowed. "Great, now I'm taking orders from a five-year old…" He mumbled before getting started on the milk.

After a while, Roy decided that Riza was an evil, emotionless weirdo and that he should go pester Edward some more. So walking up to him, he flipped Edward's skirt while said alchemist was pouring milk into a bottle. Edward dropped the bottle in shock.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" He yelled at the boy, a faint blush on his face.

"I don't care, make another bottle." Riza called from the sofa, still reading her book.

Roy grinned at Edward. "Ed wears blue undies." He said simply, before taking off his pants and showing off his blue, miniskirt-print boxers. He grinned even wider. "Roy has blue undies too! ROY AND ED HAVE BLUE UNDIES!! YAY!!~" He yelled suddenly, and started to run around the living room without his pants. Edward groaned, before an idea came to him. He ran upstairs and grabbed the camera.

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Tucker looked up from the tube of purplish liquid in his hands.

"Weird… for a minute I thought Roy said that he and Ed have blue underwear… Hmm… Well, that can't be right…" He stirred the mixture for another 5 seconds before holding it up to a rock.

"Let's see if this works…" He dripped a bit of the liquid onto it, and after a while, the rock crumbled into dust. Tucker's eyes widened in shock.

"NOOOO!!!!!!!! ALPHONSE!!!!!!! HE'S DEADDD!!! EDWARD'S GONNA KILL ME!!! IT'S ALL MY FAULT! I DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE!!!!" He broke down and started crying.

"Um… Tucker-san? I'm over here…" Al called from the shelf. Tucker stared at the rock on the shelf, then at the dust in his hands, then back at the rock. Wiping away his tears, he chuckled.

"Hehe, woops… Wrong rock…" He took Al down from the shelf and poured the liquid onto him. The rock turned into a metal piece.

"Okay… so now I need a more concentrated version of this…" He noted and went back to work.

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Edward had taken about 15 photos of Roy in his underwear, which he planned to use for blackmail purposes. As he flaunted some of these photos to the still pants-less Roy, the five-year old had discovered that the gloves he wore were there for a purpose other than keeping his hands warm.

The next thing he knew, the photos in his hands, as well as the miniskirt he was wearing were both on fire. Roy laughed as Ed ran around like a headless chicken trying to put it out. Annoyed by all the ruckus, Riza snapped her book shut and climbed onto the kitchen counter. She grabbed the pitcher and poured its contents onto Edward as well as the burning photos before whacking Roy's head, hard.

"I'll keep these. Just in case the house burns down." She pulled the gloves off a protesting Roy and put them in her pocket. "And Edward…" She turned to glare at him.

"It's been 27 minutes and 48 seconds, and I still haven't gotten my milk." She growled. Edward gulped and scrambled towards the kitchen. Riza walked back to the sofa where her book was waiting and climbed up.

"Boys are such idiots…" She muttered under her breath, flipping the book open to her page and continued reading.

Haha, and yes, Riza got her milk in the end :P

I just realised that I totally forgot about Winry's grandma… and Nina… and that I used the word "before" a lot… woops? o.o

So anyway, that was chapter 2, I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I did writing it! x]