500 Days of Genesis
Ok so you're probably wondering why the hell this took so long, well blame my computer. First it made a dying cow noise and then it died so I had to restart it and so I lost like two more chapters of this and then I redid this chapter, well guess what. I forgot to save it! So lets hope that this is the LAST time I have to redo this chapter.
Disclaimer- You seriously need your head checked out if you think I own this
Day 51-
Hangovers suck. MAJORLY. What sucks more is that I had to learn the hard way.
Day 52-
I feel like crap. Damn I got a message from Angeal.
Ah fuck, he's what it says-
Angeal- So what did you tell Genesis? He keeps on smiling like he's plotting something….
Me- ….?
Angeal- When you were drunk…..what did you tell him?
Oh shit, horrible flashbacks…
Day 53-
Well today I spent the entire day trying to remember what I told Genesis. I did not succeed.
Day 54-
I gave myself a huge headache from trying to remember what I told Genesis. Come on mind! Help! I'm too young to die of embarrassment!
Day 55-
Today I have to go back to work….I'm calling in sick. God, I'm such a coward but knowing Mr. Loveless he's going to gloat and don't you think I've suffered through enough?
Day 56-
Still at home. Yea, I know. I've got to come out eventually. Yea well I don't…Ok I do. I ran out of coffee, so here I come world…..tomorrow
Day 57-
Mr. Loveless is still as annoying as ever. Damn, I hate alcohol.
List of things I hate-
1- alcohol,
2- annoying Loveless quoting bosses,
3-being drunk,
4- Genesis,
5- saying stupid things when you're drunk and then not remembering,
6- Genesis Rhapsodos
Day 58-
I had forgotten how much I enjoyed the company of Mr. Loveless- notice the sarcasm.
Day 59-
Angeal came by and asked me if I had remembered what I told Genesis. When I told him I didn't he said he truly felt sorry for me.
I feel sorry for me too, knowing Mr. loveless he'll never let me live this down.
Day 60-
As I predicted he hasn't let me forget about what I told him. Damn it! Was it really that important?
Day 61-
Yes! Thank whatever gods there are! Thank you for taking pity in me. Genesis is going on some mission and won't be back in a week! Yes!
Day 62-
Damn you Sephiroth, Damn you. You just had to replace Genesis in whatever mission he was going to take and you just had to leave him behind. Damn you.
Day 63-
Well since Mr. Shampoo Commercial (aka Sephiroth) had to take Genesis' mission I still have to put up with Genesis taunting me. Well desperate times call for desperate actions.
Day 64-
I'm thinking of a plan to get Genesis to stop bugging me. So far all of them involve me "borrowing" Angeal's sword and running Genesis through with it.
Day 65-
So there I was thinking of ways to plot Mr. Loveless' demise when out of no where this one Amanda person calls, so I told her he wasn't there. Then an hour later she shows up and waits for Mr. Loveless and then he came. Then they shut themselves up in his office. I wonder what they're doing…….. D: !Ewwwwwwww…………………..My mind has been scarred forever!!!!!!! Ewww……
Day 66-
I asked Angeal what Amanda was to Genesis. He didn't respond. When I told him she went to Mr. Loveless' office he groaned and said, something wicked this way comes.
Day 67-
Okay so I have postponed my whole finding a way to get Genesis to stop bugging me plan and now it's time for my get Angeal to tell you everything about Amanda plan. Time to get out my grandma's recipe for chocolate chip cookies. Never underestimate the power of a cookie!
Day 68-
I finally found the recipe in book, so tomorrow I'll finally find out! Cue the evil laughter
Day 69-
I love cookies, you know why? Because that's all it takes to have SOLDIER doing whatever you want. So anyways I finally found out that Amanda was genesis' ex-girlfriend and that she had known him since he was a kid ( pretty hard to imagine Mr. Loveless as a kid. ) and that she had wanted to marry him except then he went to soldier and she became a model, but she never gave up on him. So now Angeal guesses that she's back to finally get what she wants, which apparently is Genesis. Why would anyone want Mr. Loveless, yea, he's not that bad looking, and he kisses like a god and all that but there's nothing that special about him……
Except he's outrageously good looking. Wait- what! Bad Joanna! Bad! You're supposed to hate Mr. Loveless!
Day 70-
I'm glad to say my sanity is restored. I'm now back to hating Mr. Loveless after he shut himself up with Amanda. I was really worried there when I said he was really good looking. The only thing that's good about him are probably his eyes and that's because they're FAKE!
Day 71-
Today the evil supermodel came back. She tried to be nice to me. I don't like her.
Day 72-
So today I asked Genesis what he and Amanda were doing in his office for such a long time and you know what the bastard did? He smirked….
Day 73-
Stupid Soldier. Sometimes I wonder why I still work for him. Then I remember I'm broke.
Day 74-
Angeal told me the great news- insert sarcasm- the model and the soldier are back together. Oh joy! Don't you feel sooo happy for them! Yea, well I don't either…..
Day 75-
Today they shut themselves up in his office again. They should get a room.
Day 76-
Really? Why the fuck does the model think she needs to be here every single day? I mean it's not like anything is going to happen to Genesis.
Day 77-
Today me and model talked. I know, weird right. So you want to know what she talked about, Genesis. Then she goes and asks the worst question she could ever ask.
" So what do you feel about Genesis?" I think we all know the answer to that one. I told her that I hated him and spent most of my time plotting his demise. She laughed. I told her I wasn't kidding.
Day 78-
Funny, today she didn't come to his office. Well at least today it actually smells like fresh normal air instead of stinky flower perfume.
Day 79-
No sign of the model. Too bad, she was really starting to grow on me- not.
Day 80-
Ok, something strange is definitely going on! The evil supermodel hasn't been here in three days. Ok, so think. What could have made her leave? Hmmmm…….. Was it something I said?
Day 81-
I talked to Angeal today during a break and I asked him if he knew why Amanda didn't come to Genesis' office anymore. He told me she doesn't think I'm a threat anymore.
Huh? I don't get it…Oh…! She thought I liked Mr. Loveless?!
Day 82-
I'm beginning to doubt Amanda's sanity. Well actually I've been doing that since she decided to get together with Mr. Loveless but now…I think she needs to get her little blond head checked out.
Day 83-
I don't know if I should be insulted or feel good about the fact that Amanda doesn't consider me a threat anymore. I think I'll feel good about that because I don't like Mr. Loveless. I'm serious, I don't.
And no, I'm not in denial.
Day 84-
Today the evil supermodel came back.. As usual they shut themselves up in his office, seriously. Can't they at LEAST go someplace else?
Day 85-
So I asked Genesis why he and Amanda couldn't least get a room. He then asked me if I was jealous. I told him no and then he replied then why do you care? I said I didn't give a damn about what they did.
I don't care! I really don't! Well if I don't then why do I have to keep telling myself that over and over?
Day 86-
I finally found out what they were doing. They were talking about Loveless. Boy, don't I feel dumb.
Day 87-
I feel so stupid, and Mr. Loveless isn't doing anything to help.
Day 88-
He asked if I was jealous, again. Doesn't he take no for an answer? I seriously need to get him to stop bugging me.
Day 89-
I'm such a genius! I thought of the perfect plan! I'm going to "borrow" Loveless. This is my best plan ever!
Day 90-
Maybe "borrowing" Loveless was a bad idea. I'm now running for my life…well more like hiding for my life. Luckily Genesis doesn't know where I live.
Day 91-
I hate stupid Mako infused SOLDIERS, want to know why? Because if they feel like it they can break into your house. Of course I had to learn the hard way. I had come home from getting some food so of course I didn't expect him to be in my kitchen waiting. That's why I screamed and punched him in the face. At least that bought me time to run into my room and get Loveless and a lighter. I was doing just fine threatening to burn it if he came any closer when my neighbor knocks on my door. While I was distracted Genesis knocked the lighter out of my hands. There went my weapon. So before I could even threaten to rip up his stupid book he tackles me. Do you know how much it hurts when a SOLDIER tackles you?
Needless to say he got the damn book.
Day 92-
I'm still aching from that tackle. What's worse is that he didn't even say sorry.
Day 93-
Coffee is not my friend. Well today was just another normal day until the evil supermodel came along. Remember that little incident with Loveless? Yea well turns out she found out. So she's getting all angry at me telling me to stay away from her boyfriend we I tell her that nothing happened. Apparently that was a very bad thing to say because next thing I know a cup of coffee is being thrown at me. The worst thing was that this was all in the cafeteria, meaning EVERYONE saw it.
Who would have known Mr. Loveless could cause this much trouble? Besides he tackled me! How is that anything to be angry about? Unless she thinks me and Genesis….Eww…. That's just sick.
Day 94-
Stupid supermodel. Does she really think that I like him? After yesterday's little show, I'm going to stay far, FAR away from Genesis.
Day 95-
I have decided to ignore Mr. Loveless. Are you happy now, you evil supermodel?
Apparently yes because today she came back. I hope you two live happily ever after- IN HELL!
Day 96
Angeal told me to stop talking it so immaturely. What I'm not being immature! I don't want more cups of coffee thrown at me!
Day 97-
Nope, still not talking to him. Serves him right.
Day 98-
Still ignoring him. He keeps telling me I'll eventually give up. Ha! As if! I hold the record for the silent treatment.
Day 99-
Yes! Tomorrow Mr. Loveless leaves on a mission and now even Sephy won't be able to stop him from leaving! Hmm, for some reason I'm feeling kind of…sad?
Holy Shit! No! I'm actually going to miss Genesis! That is very, very bad….
Day 100-
Today was just a normal day except Genesis wasn't there because he had some mission. So of course I wasn't expecting anything interesting to happen so imagine my surprise when I find a rose on my desk and then underneath it is a note.
This is what it says-
I found out why you weren't talking to me, I'm sorry that Amanda did that but now I see that she's too…controlling for me which is why I broke up with her. But of course you don't care right?
" Even if the morrow is barren of promises, nothing shall forestall my return"
P.S. Hold my hair.
He's so wrong, I do care but I would just never tell him that. So I get the fact that it's from Genesis and all that but what's the whole hold my hair my supposed to mean?
Unless it's…..Oh, Genesis, I'm so going to kill you!
Can you guess what he meant by that "Hold my hair"? Hehe, I had so much fun writing this, so you know what to do. Please, please review. Your reviews keep the updates coming.