A/N: ok chapter 2 boredom got the betterof me so I did another chapter any way ……. special thanks to poeismyhero for sheer awesomeness and ability to make me want to write more so enjoy…………… HAHAHAHA

Disclaimer: I don't own the Dark knight, the joker, batman or Heath Ledger (though I wish I did)


Fox: (in the R&D) his voice is on the ferry but that's not the source…

Joker: at midnight I blow you all up if however one of you presses the button ill let that boat live. So who's it gonna be? Harvey Dent's most wanted scum-bag collection or the sweet and innocent civilians? You choose. Oh and you might wanna decide quickly because the people on the other boat may not be quite so noble… (Squeal of intercom)

Both Ferries: confusion

Ferry C:

Random civilian: (stands up)

Officer: stay back

Bastard: wait now who are you to decide we aughtta talk this over at least

Woman: we don't all have to die those men (pointing to other boat) had their chance

Officer: we are not gonna talk about this

Bastard: why aren't we talking about it

Other random civilian: they're talking over the same exact thing on the other boat

Random civilian: let's put it to a vote…

Ferry S: General confusion

Random officer: (shoot his shot-gun)

Ferry C:

Another woman: we don't have time for paper ballots..

Officer: I want everybody to put their vote on this piece of paper (tosses said paper to the civilians)

DEVIL13: random thought but… he has a very small piece of paper that he throws out to the people. How do they all get their votes on that paper?

Officer: if anyone's got pens pass it along

Random officer: (collects votes and puts them in his helmet)

Bastard: (writes quickly then hands in his vote)

Officer: we need to get these votes in quickly…

Other random civilian: (can't decide what to put)

Ferry S: more confusion (close-up at clock 17 minutes)

Ferry C:

Random dude: the tally is 140 against 396 for…

DEVIL13: they can really fit that many people on one deck that ferry?

Random dude: I think they just made up the numbers to sound cool

DEVIL13: ok whatever

Bastard: (nods approvingly)

Woman: (looks scared)

Ferry S:

Scary looking dude: (sits there)?!?!

DEVIL13: what the hell did they put that in for? The seconds it would take to look at him?!?

Ferry C:

Black lady: so go ahead... do it

DEVIL13: no I am not racist its just that she is black

Random dude: we're still here (pause…) that means they haven't killed us yet either…

DEVIL13: that idiot!!! Youd think he would know that if they haven't killed them yet and he's not gonna kill them they still have a fucking chance to still kill them? And then take the fact the Joker said he would kill them both at midnight!! BAD REASONING ASS-FACE!!! Ok I'm calm now… moving on..

Ferry S:

Scary looking dude: (gets up)you don't wanna die but you don't know how to take a life(raising his eyebrows) give it to me. These men will kill you and take it anyway…

(close-up of clock 2 minutes left)

Ferry C:

Bastard: no one wants to get their hands dirty. Fine I'll do it. (gets up) those men on that boat they made their choices. They chose to murder and steal. It makes no sense that we should die too. (grabs detonator)….


NOTHER CLIFFHANGER (again if you were stupid enough to not watch the movie) but then again you don't know how and what I'm going to do HAHAHA