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After team RWBY had done their day in the academy, the four were turning on their dorm room TV again as they greeted in the start of their second session, "Hello, I'm Ruby..."
"...I'm Yang..."
"...I'm Blake..."
"...And I'm Weiss..."
"...we remember it so you don't have to.", Ruby said, "Well, we came back after a long day in Beacon, we got our comfy bed to sit on and watch, got some snacks, a brand-new second envelope with the new title, and all dressed up and ready to go! All of that can only mean one thing; MORE commercials!"
Yang happily told, "Yeah, we guess it is a weird and great idea to review commercials, but like we said before from our first session, they live in their own little world. And they're so much fun to watch and laugh at."
"The 80's and 90's gave our childhoods some really silly products and even sillier ways of advertising them to us.", Blake and Weiss romantically explains in unison.
Ruby announced, "And guess what? We're gonna look at 'em again today!", holding out the red formal and fancy envelope with the Rooster Teeth seal on it, continuing, "So, welcome to our second session of a look back in nostalgic commercials, in a segment that we, from this envelope here, like to call...", before she then opens up the red RT seal on the envelope, pulling the golden ballot up in it, for her, Yang, Blake and Weiss to see.
Again, the ballot had the second title for their second commercial review.
Team RWBY, after they looked at the ballot, Ruby then reveals, "...We'll Be Right Back!", fistpumping, "Here we go!", starting their commercial intro once again.
Weiss: After these messages... (Yang: ...after these messages...) Blake: ...after these messages... (Ruby: ...after these messages!) All 4: We'll be right back!
The four team members then all revealed another big logo for their second session before their review begins, which says;
EPISODE 2: Return of the Commercials!
(...We'll Be Right Back!)
BARBIE CAR
"Oh, figures that we start on a girl's commercial. Fucking girly ads, they just keep us from our lust of plastic weapons!", Ruby starts off the first commercial of the review, Barbie Car.
Yang afterwards said, "Yes, you can do everything with it. Drive through...glitter, pick up dangerous hitchhikers, pose it against that curious gigantic city backdrop that you have for no reason- It's a girl's dream come true!"
"Actually, the funny thing I realize about this is that, if that car was a little smaller, it'd be a boy's toy. Now how weird is that? You think we'd be all about liking things bigger and stronger, but no. They like them teeny tiny. Have you guys ever noticed that?", questions Blake.
Weiss continued, "We got the huge convertibles, boys got Micro Machines. We got the giant detailed dolls, boys get the little G.I. Joe action figures. We mean, at what point did we look at TV and say, "Ha! Fuck that giant convertible! That is a man's car.", or something like that?"
"What was up with that girl's reaction? It's like she forgot she was supposed to be impressed with the product.", Ruby asked, when seeing a part in the ad where the girl was amazed by the Barbie car.
Yang agreed, "She just sounds so entranced too, doesn't she? It's like, off-screen, the product suddenly turned into an incredible superhero or something."
"Like, "I'm Batman.", because what else can you say but...Barbie?", Blake and Weiss guesses.
At the end of the commercial with the girls amazed by the dolls as the announcer concludes, Ruby admitted, "I would say, "Wow!", if I was one of the girls in that commercial."
HE-MAN HOTLINE
"Oh, great. Another 900 number. Again, as if these didn't already have a sexual slant by today's standards, you honestly have to put He-Man in your ads now? Now you're just turning the sexual undertones into sexual overtones.", Yang groans at this hotline ad.
Blake nodded, "If I was He-Man, I would say, "Fabulous stories about what I may or may not be wearing will be revealed to you when you hold aloft your mighty phone and say, "I GOT PARENT'S PERMISSION! I...HAVE...PERMISSIOOOOOOOOOON!-!-!-!-!""", before her teammates laughed.
"And yes, PART of your money will go to the science museums.", added Weiss, after laughing, as the commercial shows He-Man and She-Ra explaining more details of their hotline.
Ruby and Yang finish this commercial, "We haven't figured out yet how to make change for a penny, but we'll figure out some percentage.", the ad ending with He-Man saying I Have the Power!, with a caption saying, And Permission!
BUBBLE THING
"That seems interesting. Two of the boys must say, "Pfft. Loser. He's new, so we hate him.", and then they would say, "Holy shit, that kid has bubbles!", supposes Blake at the start of the Bubble Thing ad.
Weiss adds when the ad says that Bubble Thing makes people curious, "If I was those kids, I would be saying, "I was so wrong to judge you, Billy. I was so wrong!""
"That kid be like, "Hey, Joey! I just got a Nintendo Entertainment System! You wanna play?"", both Ruby and Yang said.
Blake and Weiss include, "And then the other would be like, "FUCK THAT SHIT, man! That kid has BUBBLES!""
Ruby also laughed, "Imagine if he would say, "It's like my cruel, abusive family doesn't exist anymore! Thank you, Billy, you changed my life forever! Fucking bubbles."", as the four teammates giggled.
"And what do they call this incredible invention that brings people together? Bubble Thing. Wow, was the marketing guy away from work that day? That's like the most unimaginable name I've ever heard for a product! It's like calling Transformers Changie Things! Or G.I. Joes Army N' Stuff! Or Hot Wheels Road Runners R Us! Way for us to remember the product, guys!", ranted Yang.
Blake finishes up, "But hey, at least it's good.", the end of the commercial showing the Bubble Thing as the Faunus then shouted, "FUCKING BUBBLES!"
ANOTHER HOTLINE
"A third one?! Oh, Jesus, how many of these call numbers are there?! This one doesn't even look like it's trying!", Weiss argued, the start of the ad showing two sock puppets advertising the hotline.
Ruby and Yang both said as the two sock puppets in the hotline commercial fought, "How much you wanna bet this was just a local pedophile who got on public access and wanted to hear children's voices? In fact, who do you guys think is on the other end, anyway?"
"Uh...Herbert from Family Guy?", Blake and Weiss reference, "Because, if so, he is sick, guys! He is sick!", the two said, before the ad ends with the announcer finishing details.
AFTER BURNER
"Oh, hell yeah! After Burner was awesome!", Ruby cheered at the start of the Sega game commercial.
Yang pointed out, "You know, the only weird thing about this commercial is the fantasies this kid has. I mean, they're a little confused, aren't they?"
"Plus, the kid would be like, "Wow! I'm playing a video game that makes me think I'm in a cockpit...playing a video game!"", Blake imagined.
Weiss adds, "Yeah, now if you can only convince Hulk Hogan from Suburban Commando that it doesn't have fucking aliens in it."
"Well, who cares if it has issues? IT'S AFTER BURNER!", excites Ruby and hugging her friends, the end of the commercial announcing After Burner and that the challenge will be there, "Oh, and the announcer will also say even though the challenge will be there, "But the system will not.""
SKIP STIK
"Hey, girls. Looking for something more needlessly complicated than jump rope?", questioned Yang when team RWBY watches the beginning of the Skip Stik ad.
Blake and Weiss suppose, "Is that the little bitch that always needs to show off to make yourself feel loved? The kind whose mother will threaten the coach's family if you don't get a perfect score? This unnecessary edition to overachieving physical perfection is for you!"
"SCUM!", screamed Ruby and Yang in anger when the ad continues with the announcer claiming that Skip Stik is when you want to show off in front of people, before it ends.
DINO-RIDERS
"Oh, God, how did this toy never catch on? Listen to this; They were space men who take over the minds of dinosaurs and use them as weapons in their intergalactic war!", Blake told at the start of the Dino-Riders commercial.
Weiss stutters a bit, "H-h-how the fu- THAT'S THE COOLEST IDEA EVER! Like robotic knights or modern-day prehistory!"
"They had a TV show too, but that never went anywhere. Why? We mean, seriously, it's like the best combination of everything boys like! Just throw in cowboys, ninjas, pirates and the annoying of girls for making them feel confusing emotions, and it'd be perfect!", Ruby and Yang explains one of the reasons.
At the ad's conclusion, Blake shrugs, "Oh, well. All we gotta say is, as long as Jeff Goldblum from The Lost World: Jurassic Park, has nothing to do with them, these dinosaurs are awesome!"
YET ANOTHER HOTLINE
"OH, COME ON! IT'S A FUCKING RABBIT! That counts as a reason to call that number because you show a fucking rabbit onscreen?", Weiss says, annoyed by the start of this third hotline (second in this session) so far.
Ruby groans, "We mean, how lazy can these get with all these hotline ads?!"
"If hotlines ads can be as lazy, they can be like, "Hello, kids! I'm a table! Would you like to hear an exciting table adventure? 'Cause, you know, tables go on a lot of fucking adventures! So, if you like to hear about me...a table...dial this number, 1-900-IM-A-FUCKING-TABLE. TABLE AWAAAAAAAY!"", Yang exampled.
Blake and Weiss both sigh at the end of the ad when the announcer says to get parent's permission to dial, ""Preferably while they're asleep.", he should add."
COCOA PEBBLES
"Awesome! Another Pebbles commercial! Fred would say, "Hey, Fred! It's the same old shtick again, but Cocoa!"", Ruby anticipated the second Flintstones cereal commercial.
Yang, after seeing a bit of the ad, apologizes, "Ok, we're sorry, we gotta address something with these commercials. Here, you got Barney, who's going to these extreme lengths to get Fred's cereal. ...Why doesn't he just go to the fucking store? We mean, my God, it's incredibles the lengths he'll go to. We mean, his face is on the fucking box! You think he'd be able to get a few free ones every once in a while!"
"And for that matter, why does Fred keep eating into his habit? Why doesn't he just crack and tell him what he really needs to do?!", Blake and Weiss agree and corrected.
Ruby and Yang both said, "If that would happen, Fred be asking him like, "Okay, Barney, uh, before I chase you around in some comedic routine, I-I just want to ask you one thing. Look at yourself. Just really, look at yourself. I mean, my god, Barney. My God. You're a pathetic wreck. I mean...that stage alone. How much did that cost you? Hundred, maybe, thousands of dollars. And...you keep doing this every week! Week after week, you blow your own money away when you could be spending time with your family! This is why you're defaulting on your mortgage, Barn. This is why Betty has to strip.", and Fred then would take out some money for Barney, "Here's, there's, uh...$20 dollars. That's... That's good for a couple boxes. Go. Go to the store. Get a few. Enjoy yourself. ...You have a problem, Barn. You have a real problem, and it needs to be addressed. I mean, seriously, Barn, what is it about my cereal that sets it apart from other cereals?""
"And Barney would answer him while smiling, "'Cause it came from your wife's box."", heartedly and hardly laughed Blake and Weiss, hugging each other in romance.
Ruby and Yang smirks, "And Fred says back in a badass way, "Ok, Barn, you're going down.", BEFORE HE PULLS OUT HIS GUN AND CHASES HIM FOR HIS COCOA PEBBLES, "I'll make you eat your wife's box!", END QUOTE!", the four team members of RWBY dying with laughter and happiness, the end of the Cocoa Pebbles ad shown.
SMOOSHEES
"Huh? What?", Yang stops laughing with Ruby, Blake and Weiss when seeing the start of the Smooshees commercial. "Maybe it's us, but this commercial seems ungodly cruel."
Blake and Weiss thought of the horror, "We don't wanna even know what has happened to those Smooshees. We feel bad for them."
"Yeah. It's best if we watch this through...", Ruby and Yang considered, the four watching the conclusion of the Smooshees advertisement.
TOOTSIE-ROLL POP
"Here's a classic. It has a great setup and a great punch line, with animation similar to both the Peanuts cartoons and SchoolHouse Rock! It's a wonderful commercial.", Blake said at first at the Tootsie-Roll Pop ad's start.
Weiss, as the girls watch more of the commercial showing Mr. Owl and Mr. Turtle interacting with a boy, "But, you see, we don't think that's the real question here. We think the real question is, WHY THE HELL IS THIS BOY NAKED?! Nobody addresses this?"
"Yeah, even the turtle, when he first comes out, is like, "What the fuck? Put on some clothes, boy! I can see your junk!"", Ruby imagined.
Yang secondly said, "The other scene we like on the other hand, is when the owl opens his eyes. We don't know, are we the only ones who find it a little creepy? Like, let's say, The Terminator? Finding out Mr. Owl to be a T-300 actually is a bit scary."
"Well, it's still a classic commercial anyway. And the important thing is about this ad, is that we always look forward to watching it whenever it's on, despite all the bad things about it or not.", Blake finishes this ad as it ends.
MCDONALD'S
"Oh, yeah. This is part of those McDonald's commercials that try to advertise to the teen demographic. We guess they were trying to make the McDonald's logo arches a household symbol.", summarized Weiss at the beginning of McDonald's ad.
Ruby continued, "Yes, this not only shows that you can do one-fourth of the YMCA song, but also proof that your mother drank while she was pregnant with you!"
"Seriously, how the hell would you react if someone just came up to you and did the McDonald arches, forming the M over your head with both arms while standing still?", questioned Yang.
Blake again imagines, "I bet that one of two people would say hi, but kept sputtering, and the other says, "Spit it out, man! What is it?", who the other man kept sputtering and forms the McDonald's arches while still standing, before the second yells after a moment or two, "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!". That, is what's wrong with this commercial."
"Huh. Nothing much else you can say, but...do the arches.", Weiss shrugged, the end of the commercial showing a monkey standing on a park bench and does the McDonald's arches.
ZELDA RAP
"Really? We're giving Zelda, a mystical story about a faraway land, a rap song?", Ruby exclaims in shock at the start of the Zelda Rap commercial.
Yang admitted, "Oh, boy! This guy in this commercial and Kazzam the genie should do a duet together."
"It's not even the worst; It's just...the idea of giving a fantasy game a rap seems really silly to us.", Blake opinions.
Weiss noted, "We mean, you know in Japan where the game originated, they probably treated it with a lot more respect, and is a LOT better than this.", as the four team members of RWBY watched the Japan version of Zelda Rap, the four confused, shocked and then happy when hearing the catchy rap in Japan's version.
"Well, excuse me, princess!", joked and rapped Ruby at the end of the ad.
GRAPE ESCAPE
"Ok, yeah, you know how they always say that TV and movies are rotting your brain? There's just too much violence? Why don't you go play a board game or something? Yeah, all right, take a look at this board game!", wondered Yang, as the commercial shows one of the clay grape's head being cut off during the board game. "WHAT THE?!"
"MOTHER OF GOD!", screamed Blake and Weiss as they embraced each other when seeing this.
Ruby even yelled when seeing another grape get squashed by a boot, "GOOD LORD!"
"Seriously!", Yang was shocked by this commercial as the girls watched this to the end, "Grape Escape?! The main thing that's wrong is that it's because killing things that are smaller than you GIVES YOU POWER.", cringing to the last part with Ruby, Blake and Weiss, before they finish reviewing the ad.
GUESS WHO?
"Oh, yeah, you all know this game and all have a great time playing it, like other classic and fun games.", Blake memorized when the Guess Who? ad starts, "Like most kids, though, we, team RWBY, always wanted to take the game a little further."
Weiss asks the first request, "Is your person Jewish?", as a boy in the commercial answered no.
"Has your person slept with mommy?", Ruby and Yang both asked, a girl this time answering yes in a uh-huh way, "And it'll be all so funny if Jules Winnfield from Pulp Fiction asks if he looks like a bitch!"
Blake and Weiss came up with the third question, "Is your person serving time for multiple homicides?", getting the answer of yes from the boy in the Guess Who? commercial.
"Is your person the subject of several disturbing documentaries?", Ruby and Yang ask their last question, once again getting yes, "Congratulations! You're Charles Manson! It's a joke, by the way."
Blake finishes up when the end of the commercial happens with the announcer saying Guess Who? and that game cards do not actually talk, "If they do, you should probably seek help."
BURGER KING KIDS MEAL #2
"Really? They went from He-Man cups that you're supposed to swordfight with to environmentally aware trading cards?", sarcastically said Weiss, the commercial with Burger King starting again, considering the differences between the first and second Burger King commercials they've watched.
Ruby and Yang answer the fact that there's 17 cards in 4 albums and one for each kids' meal, "And this is why you'll never be as popular as Happy Meals!"
"Actuals odds of getting assaulted by a gorilla in a Burger King are now only 1 in 5. Still feel bad for those people who were actually assaulted by a gorilla in real life.", sorries Blake and Weiss, the end of the second Burger King advertisement shown.
CORN POPS
"Oh, yeah. Remember these commercials?", Ruby quizzed at the start of the Corn Pops cereal ad, "Always starring the mentally tormented kid who has a fucking fetish for a children's cereal?"
Yang summarizes, "It always starts off with some kid discovering there's no Corn Pops, and then we take a disturbing look into his deep, dark psyche.", as the four watch more into the cereal commercial.
"These kids are freakin' nuts! We mean, if you were watching this, you'd think it was something out of a scary film or a psychological thriller or something.", Blake honestly points out.
Weiss grins, "That kid must have said, "Pops! I gotta have my Pops!""
"And then he'd say, "You're TEARING ME APART, Corn Pops!"", laughs Ruby with her three friends, referencing one of the worst movies ever, The Room. "Man, that The Room movie was horrible.", she then says as the four watch the end of the cereal commercial.
FUN FRUIT TREES
"Ah, yes. The Fun Fruit Trees.", Yang presumed.
Blake guesses, "We guess the idea behind these things was that...we don't know. You make them laugh, and they drop Fun Fruit candies."
"We don't know. We always find these things a little creepy. We mean, REALLY creepy.", warned Weiss.
Ruby joked around again, "Point taken. I must say, "You're TEARING ME APART, Fun Fruit Trees!", and again, that movie The Room was terrible."
"They just seem unnatural. Every time they appear, we keep thinking they're gonna do something out of an Evil Dead movie. Yeah! Fucking scary.", Yang admitted again, with her friends agreeing before the Fun Fruit Trees ad concludes.
SONG OF THE SOUTH TV SPOT
"Oh, boy. Better enjoy this movie while you can, folks. 'Cause, sadly, you will NEVER see it in theatres again! It's actually a great film, in our opinion.", Blake said at the start of the Disney movie's, Song of the South, tv spot.
Weiss cried tears of joy, "Oh, we love this movie! This was one of the most cheerful combinations of animation and live-action back then!"
"The announcer would say during this, "Did we mention that even though we're only showing the animated scenes, they're about as long as this commercial?", said Ruby.
Yang smiled, "That's right! The rest is live-action, and dealing with incredibly slow-moving racial relations. Honestly, we don't like racism. Faunus is people too. We still wonder if this movie is still fun for kids."
"Thanks, girls.", Blake blushes, Weiss planting kisses on her face, "But not to mention, the announcer would narrate, "Warning, this Academy Award-winning movie Disney would soon be ashamed of. It may or may not be racially insensitive, honestly, it's so hard to tell, but Disney's not gonna take that chance, anyway. See the film that millions of people around the world are calling...OKAY!"", before the movie's TV spot finished.
CABBAGE PATCH KID TWINS
"All right, this is an ad for Cabbage Patch Kid Twins.", Weiss correctly guessed.
Ruby agreed, "Yeah, it's innocent enough, but look at how this ad begins.", as the commercial's beginning shows a dad calling the mom (wife) a grandma.
"Now, what if, for the sake of argument, she didn't know this was a joke? If your husband called up and said that your daughter, would you react so pleasantly?", Yang imagines.
Blake examples, "If the dad says the wife is now a grandma, she'd be like, "What? WHAT?! Baby, who touched you?! Who knocked you up?! Frank, please tell me what's happening? Have you called the authorities?""
"Yes, and then she says, "Frank, did you try to hang up on me? It's still on the hook! Give me some answers, damn it! It was Uncle Bill, wasn't it? I knew his checkered past would ruin this family! Oh, God! My little baby girl's been deflowered! I don't want to live! I DON'T WANNA LIVE!"", accepted Weiss while the end of the Cabbage Patch Kid Twins ad was displayed.
THE WUZZLES
"Remember the Wuzzles? These toys were so popular, they got their own Disney TV show. And who can blame them? These were toys that combined two kinds of animals, like half hippo and half rabbit. Nothing really wrong with these, except for one lyric that drives us nuts.", Ruby reviewed at the start of the commercial.
Yang remembered, "All right, that was okay. And that was good, too."
"CHEATER!", yelled Blake during the commercial when the four girls notice the girl in the Wuzzles ad when she misspoke a animal. "Cheater, cheater, cheater! Sorry. She misspoke."
Weiss calmed Blake and then said her opinion, "Really? They couldn't come up with something to rhyme with roo? That's got to be one of the easiest words to rhyme!"
"Let's try this song. I got a Wuzzle, I'm gonna snuggle, so much he can do! See, isn't that hard?", Ruby and Yang wisely said.
Blake and Weiss answer, "It's incredibly easy! Or how about... I got a Wuzzle, I'm gonna snuggle, we don't care about rhyming! Buy our shit, they would say."
"Oh, well. It's still a clever idea either way.", Ruby shrugged and smiled, the end of the commercial with information shown.
NERF GUNS
"Oh, God, this boy is fucking nuts!", exclaims and said Yang, as the four saw the start of this Nerf ad.
Blake asked, "And where the hell is this kid? It's like he's in the lair of a Batman villain like in Batman, Returns, Forever, & Robin, or even the Nolan movie trilogy!"
"That tough boy in the commercial would be like, "Yes. No waiting.", and he would shoot everywhere saying, "Die! Die! Anybody die! Nerf will leave none alive.", Weiss quoted.
Ruby reacts in surprise with the other three girls in a part where a modified Howie scream is heard, "WHAT IN REMNANT, KID! We thought this was just a game!"
"And in the end, it's Nerf or nothing? And we must say, by nothing, we mean DEAAAAAAATH!", roared Yang at the end of the Nerf ad with enthusiasm.
ALIENS TOYS
"All right, Aliens! Now we're talking! James Cameron is a masterful director of Aliens, Terminator 1 & 2, The Abyss, Titanic, even Avatar! Oscar-winning film for sure!", Blake excites in the beginning of the Aliens toy commercial.
Weiss states during it, "Wait, wait, wait, w-w-w-w-w-wait. The ultimate space marine is named Atax? It sounds like...discount tampons you get in the dollar store."
"And oh, really? An alien disguise suit? Why didn't they think of that before? This may never have been used in the movies at all!", Ruby facts out.
Yang impersonates, "If I was the command officer in Aliens, I would say, "All right, marines. Here's the plan; We are gonna dress up in alien costumes, get a bunch of garbage bags and the world's biggest...you-don't-want-to-know, and we are going to sneak into the alien's nest. They don't have any eyes, so they'll never be able to spot us. Any questions? Yes, Hudson? And shut up!""
"Ah, yes, and bottling! Yes, of course, alien costumes and bottling! This is the future of our military, folks!", Blake snapped her fingers to this as the commercial makes it to it's conclusion, "If this is how it's gonna look, I think Hudson said it best. You know what this movie says in one part, Game over, man!"
JOHNSON BOAT
"What? ...What?", Weiss confused at the start of the Johnson Boat ad with the singer singing, You, your mate and your Johnson.
Ruby t-o-ed, "WHOA! HEY! KEEP IT CLEAN! Gah, it's a disturbing commercial. Does it get any creepier than that?"
"And then your wife found out what you were doing with your Johnson and...well, let's just say, you and your Johnson won't be hanging out with your kids anymore.", Yang thought.
Blake says, "Commercials like this do make you wonder, though. Are they aware what's going on? We don't know, we almost think they planned this so that people will talk about their product more, like, they meant for it to have a double meaning. But we don't know, maybe we're sounding like conspiracy nuts."
"We mean, again, can you think of any other commercial that can be taken the wrong way so easily?", Weiss ideas and asked, the ad ending.
WUNDER BONER
FINAL COMMERCIAL OF THE REVIEW
"OKAY!", screamed Ruby when the four girls react in shock to this commercial for the Wunder Boner fishing tool. "You want to know what we're talking about! Nobody's that naive!"
Yang reasoned, "You're trying to play all that innocent when you know that everyone's gonna be snickering at your commercial, and thus, remembering your product better."
"A-YOOOOOOUUUU KNOOOOOOOW!", blurted Blake during the commercial.
Weiss blamed on the ad, "You know what we're talking about, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
"STOP SAYING THAT!", pleaded Ruby when they heard the Wunder Boner word again, "We don't care if your wife would like one of those, just...keep your fucking Wunder Boner to yourself!"
Yang supported, "We mean, seriously! You can't even say that word without having somebody crack up!"
"Like, Wunder Boner.", Blake examples, an audience laugh track heard.
Weiss pointed with her thumb, "You see?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO! NO! NOOOO! CUT TO SOMETHING ELSE!", begged team RWBY, the end of the Wunder Boner fishing tool commercial shown finally, concluding their second commercial review session at last, as the team relieves.
Ruby finishes off the second commercial review, "Phew. All right, guys. Fucking Wunder Boner is where we cross the line. This was our look at our second commercial review session. I hope you guys had a lot of fun, thanks for joining us and...we hope that...you, and your Johnson and your Wunder Boner had a fantastic evening. Anyways, we're team RWBY, I'm Ruby..."
"...I'm Yang..."
"...I'm Blake..."
"...and I'm Weiss."
RWBY all said, "We remember it so you don't have to... Wunder Boner. Really?", they also ask themselves, getting up from the chairs before they resume their duties for their day in Beacon.
End of Episode II: Return of the Commercials (AKA: ...We'll Be Right Back!)
A third one is coming!