Sanji's Revenge. Song: Alice Human Sacrifice, by some Vocaloids. And I don't own any Vocaloids, sooooo…
Hi KimyonaGirl! Ack! It's been a month? Sorry, I've been…pretty busy. Angst, camps, school ending…oh, and a couple blisters on my right pointer finger. Meh.
So, this is the next chapter, since KimyonaGirl gave me inspiration. This actually came out of a dream I had (NO PUNS), and i've had it for a while, so this is gonna be kinda creepy horror-y? meh.
Sanji was pissed. Very, very pissed. Why? Well, if ya read the last chapter (Duh?) you would know it's because Zoro and Luffy made him pass out and puke by SINGING. And then when he woke up in the infirmary, no one would believe him. Well, he though Robin did, but he wasn't sure. So when Ace and Shika dropped by, Ace to check on Luffy and Shika because she was bored, he was the first person to get to them. Or so he thought. Really, as soon as Luffy even thought he saw Ace he would go crazy, so Sanji was the second person to get to him, and to Shika on that matter as well. Though he still managed to convince the two that he was innocent and not trying to frame the other two of the Monster Trio, so he was happy. Now, he just had to find a way to get back at them, which Ace, Shika, and surprisingly Robin chose to help him with. So they created a horrible, horrible plan, that required each of them, Robin for her Devil Fruit, Ace for his, Sanji for his, well duh, revenge, and Shika for her powers of awesomeness, which included being awesome at singing. Sometimes. The plan was set into action a week after they had left The Island Of Awesome Random Stuff, and during a full moon, which was good for Shika, since then she was really, really hyper, and her powers were at full strength.
It began with Robin screaming.
"Robin!" The crew plus Ace, shaking off their sleep, shot out into the open, searching wildly for the owner of the screaming, who they found on the figure head being held by a dark figure.
"Robin! Hold on!" Ace hurtled towards the figure, flames streaming from him, only to pass right through it, and fall into the sea below!
"ACE!" Once more, a collective shout was torn from the crew. Sanji rushed towards the side of the Sunny and jumped into the dark waters. As he did, tentacles of shadows slowly began to climb up the side of the Sunny, as Robin and the creature disappeared into the slowly growing wall. The remaining crew tore apart to each side of the ship, staring at the walls that were growing out of nothing. Then, a strange, serpentine voice began to speak.
"Somewhere, there was a tiny dream. Such a tiny dream it was,
No one knew who had dreamt it. The tiny dream began to think.
'I don't want to disappear this way.
How can I make people dream of me?'
The tiny dream thought and thought, and then came up with an idea.
'I'll make humans get lost in me, and let them create the world.'"
A strange sound began, like a jumping rabbit hopping from one rubber drum to another. Unnoticed by the crew, a small tentacle began to grow from the now complete wall behind Nami.
The first Alice bravely entered Wonderland, sword in hand.
Cutting down countless creatures, she left a bright red path in her wake.
That Alice is in the forest,
"Hm?" Nami slowly turned around.
Locked away like a criminal.
Aside from the path she made in the forest, there is no sign that she existed.
With a slight gasp she disappeared, covered in shadows.
"Huh? Nami, are you okay?" Chopper turned towards where Nami was once standing, only to find that she had disappeared.
"NAMI!"
The voice started again, but this time…deeper, and frailer.
The second Alice meekly sang a song in Wonderland.
Spreading out countless notes, he gave birth to a mad world.
"Guys, stay sharp! Whatever that thing is, it got Nami!" Luffy shouted as the six remaining formed a circle in the grass.
A small, childish voice spoke.
"heehee! You should hurry, you only have until the end of the song to get yours crewmates! So sad though, that means that no matter what you do, you're going to lose two crew members!"
The deep voice began once more, his notes crawling through the air.
That Alice was a rose,
Shot down by a madman.
He makes one bright red flower bloom, and admired by all he withers.
"FRANKY!"
"What?" Zoro, Chopper, Brooke and Luffy turned towards Usopp, who trembled on the ground, watching Franky disappear into darkness.
This time, the young voice that had warned them began the third verse.
The third Alice was a young girl, a beautiful figure in Wonderland.
Deceiving countless people, she created a strange country.
That Alice was the country's queen,
"We can't stop it! Hell, I can't even tell who it's gonna take next!" Zoro ground out, a sword in each hand, while a small skinny shadow stretched from each of his katana's shadows silently towards the oldest member of the crew.
Possessed by a warped dream.
Fearing her decaying body, she ruled from the summit of the country.
Zoro turned at the last moment to see Brooke collapse and shatter into black shards as he hit the deck. "NO! DAMMIT!"
This time two very young voices began, one female, the other male.
Following the small path through the forest, having tea beneath the rosebush
The invitation card from the palace was the Ace of Hearts
The note dragged out, sounding sour and twisted at the end.
"SECOND GEAR!"
Was all that managed to be said before the song began again and as two arms sprouted behind Usopp and Chopper in their respective shadows.
The fourth Alice was twin children, entering Wonderland out of curiosity.
Passing through countless doors, they had only just recently come.
A stubborn older sister and an intelligent younger brother.
They came the closest to being the true Alice, but...
They won't wake from their dream. They're lost in Wonderland.
"AAAIIIEEEE!"
Zoro and Luffy whirled around, only to find that not just one of the others, but both of them were sinking through the floor, covered in shadow-y appendages.
"NO!" Luffy screamed, falling to his knees. "NO, NO, NO, NONONO!"
Zoro stood still, too shocked to notice that light was beginning to filter though the dome. "W-…Why?"
Then the dome shattered. All around them were raging white flames, somehow not burning the ship. In the distance directly in front of the Sunny's figurehead, a small black dot appeared, rapidly growing larger, before turning into a giant seething black wave. Zoro and Luffy turned to it as a lean, skinny, and tall figure grew from the masts shadow in front of them. The creature grinned, its teeth unnaturally white and wide. The mouth opened and spoke in a familiar voice of one shit-cook just before the wave over took the Sunny.
"April Fools, Luffy, Zoro."
oh, i feel evil...don't worry, the wave wasn't actually a wave, it was a shadow of one that shocked Zoro and Luffy into fainting. and Sanji was the guy that spoke at the end, duh, Ace did the flames, Shika did the awesomeness and the shdows, plus she was the singer, execept for the twins, at that time Sanji was the male voice. and Robin was the one that was kidnapped (...duh? again?) and she did the arms thing with Chopper and Usopp. was this good? im not sure. review for another one!
(p.s., now that i think about it, there is a OP Alice Human Sacrifice on Youtube. go check it out! now! shoo! why are you reading this? oh yeah, review first of course!)