Senseless Harry Potter 'What if's 2
From the minds of two Idiots.
What if...
Cedric's fist kiss was a Death eater?
What if...
Seamus didn't set fire to his eyebrows every year?
What if...
Neville ACTUALLY killed Harry?
What if...
Sirius was a Playboy?
What if...
Hagrid and Dobby got together?
[PLOT TWIST]
They also had children. Dobbgrid and Habby.
What if...
Umbridge was a He?
[PLOT TWIST]
No one is suprised.
What if...
Lilly seduced James?
[Senario]
Lilly: Hi, so James...
James: What?
Lilly: I really like your-
Snape: She likes your hair; But it will never truly be L'Oreal material like mine. *hairflips*
James and Lilly: ...
What if...
Cedric got told off for sparkling in the corridors?
What if...
Snape's Button was hiding on page 395?
What if...
Slytherin lost the game to Hufflepuff?
What if...
Hufflepuff was a kind of drug?
[Senario]
Ron: OMG GUYS~! Today I went and smoked some Hufflepuff which I bought off Snape.
Snape: D-don't lie Ron.
Ron: ROFL i'm not lying!
Snape: Ten points off-
Ron: Yo momma.
Hermione: Derp! I have some too~! Lets all be friends everyone!
And on that Bombshell...