Author's Note: I must be incredibly bored to conceive of an idea like this, but here it is the second chapter. I hope you find it as ridiculous and silly as the previous one.
Disclaimer: I don't own any aspect of the Inheritance Cycle.
Time of Day and Terrain
In order to properly evade a Ra'zac the first thing you must do is avoid them at all costs. This is the simplest and safest approach, to avoiding an unfortunate encounter (for you). The Ra'zac on the other hand I'm sure will be thrilled to make your acquaintance. But, it's obvious that you have not avoided such an encounter because you just got jipped a pretty copper.
Since you have crossed a Ra'zac the first step you must take is determining the time of day at which you're being hunted. If you see a giant gold shiny thing in the sky its day time, a time the Ra'zac loath to be out in. If there are twinkly things and a big round silver thing it's night time and you're as good as dead. Just drop the book and beg that you're death be a quick one.
Night Time:
Really, you're going to die, I don't know why you're bothering to read this. Seriously.
Unless… you happen to be in a boat on a lake or in the ocean, then there is a chance you will survive. This will be further elaborated on in the following pages.
Day Time:
If the Ra'zac are hunting you during the day, you either pissed them off, happen to be a dragon rider, or unfortunate enough to have come across a starving Ra'zac.
Regardless as to why they are hunting you, the fact that you've managed to cross them during the day means there is a thin sliver of hope for you yet.
Since we have established it is day time, the next thing to do is to establish terrain, as different tactics work in different climates and not in others.
Terrain
The list below are the following geographical locations in Alagaesia this book references.
Hadarac Desert
The Ocean
The Air
Peasant Villages north of Uru' Baen (Carvahal)
Helgrind
Dras-Leona streets
Dras-Leona cathedral
The Woods or any Other Forested area.
Please bear in mind while you read, that this book was written to procure coppers from unwitting buyers and was written purely to entertain the reader as the advice offered is blatantly obvious common sense or utter nonsense, either way it is not recommended that this guide be taken seriously, and if you do happen to take it seriously we wish you the best.
This has been your last warning. From here on out you will be trapped within the confines of these pages, unable to look away.
Author's Note: and so the real fun begins. The following chapters, I promise will make the first two worth reading. The next chapter should be out, any time between today and tomorrow.