France opened the bathroom door, only to find England standing in front of him, his face extremely red.
"It's about time you got out of there."
"Were you spying on me?"
"NO!" denied England, although the look on his face surely proved that he was in fact guilty.
"Just admit it; you have been spying on me! Or are you just admiring my tattoo again?"
England sighed in defeat. "Fine, I was, and I would also like to mention that I have a very disturbing image of you on my phone, and if you tell anyone about this, I will show that picture to everyone."
"Why do you have a naked picture of me on your phone?"
Oh crap. "Um… No reason, just black mail. You never know when you may need it."
Meanwhile, during the meeting…
"Where are those two idiots? They are ten minutes late for the meeting." grumbled Germany, impatiently checking his watch every two minutes.
"That reminds me, speaking of those two idiots; I think it's about time that they confess their love to each other."
"I bet a hundred bucks it won't."
"The two of them are already living together, so hopefully it won't be long before something happens."
The door suddenly burst open, in walked England followed by France.
"England thinks I'm sexy! England thinks I'm sexy!" France teased, annoyingly poking England's back. England quickly covered his ears with his hands to drown out France's incredibly irritating voice. "La, la, la, la, I'm not listening. Blah, blah, blah, blah, this isn't happening!"
"Admit it, you think I am attractive! Why else were you staring at my body?"
"Shut up! It was only time!"
"You know you want me, don't you England?"
England turned red, with both anger and frustration, or perhaps he was blushing? "Yeah, I want you! Now shut up already! Just the sound of your voice makes me want to-" his voice trailed off, suddenly staring all the countries sitting before him. Was every one looking at him? Oh crap!
"Ok, I don't really know what is going on, but now that everyone is here, we will continue with our meeting." said Germany.
The two idiots quickly sat down, pretending that their whole conversation never happened.
After the meeting America walked over to where England was sitting, and sat beside him. "So dude, is something going on with you and France?"
"No."
"Well that is too bad; you two would have made a cute couple."
France, over hearing the two of them, decided to join in the conversation at that point.
"You hear that England? We would have been a cute couple!"
"That reminds me, America, a have a picture of France that you just got to see!" said England, whipping out his phone, pulling up the picture on the screen, and showing it to America.
"Hey! I remember that!" America pointed to the screen. "Isn't that the tattoo you got from a long time ago?"
"England I am so going to kill you for this..."