Episode 5: Yeerks Infiltrate Hollywood
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You may be wondering why Noname let me do this. You know why, he could not escape what we call school exams plus, my parents are both TEACHERS !!!!!!!! So he let me do the series, but one more thing, every fanfic writers hate their stories COPIED! These stories are copyright; and anyone who copies these stories will be prosecuted, period. I'm to Noname like Tom is to Jake, although I'm not a human controller. Hope you like this story, Noname laugh himself to death. I'm new but that does not mean I'm a newbie. I discuss with Noname about his stories. If you don't believe me, e-mail him or review him. Anyway, let's get on with it.
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The Animorphs were sitting around in the barn chatting.
K.A.A: Meet Gottaname.
Animorphs: Hi!
Jake: Phew, I thought that it was Noname.
K.A.A: He's Noname's brother and the new fanfic writer who is taking over the series.
Animorphs: Oh no!!!!
Gottaname: Oh yes!!!!
K.A.A: See ya guys and gals!!!!
K.A.A takes up her suitcase and catches a cab to the airport to board her flight to Hawaii.
Gottaname: This is going to be torture!!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake: he's worse than Visser 1 and Visser 3 and the whole Yeerk empire!
Gottaname: This story is called "Yeerks Infiltrate Hollywood "!
Erek walks into the barn and Gottaname disappears.
Erek: Hi guys! You guys look like you've seen a ghost!!!!
Jake: We saw the new fanfic writer, and he just said that the Yeerks infiltrated Hollywood.
Erek: Hey! I was about to say that!
Rachel: Holy Shit!
Erek: Oh well, the Yeerks are going to infested Arnold schwarzenegger, John Claude Van Dam and the other actors.
Ax: Do this people have enormous power?
Marco: Enormous? These guys and gals control the WORLD!
Cassie: Did they go unwillingly or ...
Erek: Wwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeellllllllllllllllll, they went unwillingly. The Yeerks had to put Arnold in a cage for
Hork Bajir because he tore a normal cage open like a bag of chips. The rest went down fighting. The Yeerks hope to
infest them tonight. By infesting them, the infested movie stars can get more people to join the sharing worldwide.
Suddenly, a pothole opens and suck the Animorphs into it.
The Animorphs find themselves in the Yeerk pool facing an army of about 40 Hork-Bajir led by infested
Schwarzenger.
Schwarzenger/Sub-Visser 23: Aha! I've caught you replusive Andalite bandits! I'm going to expect a major promotion!
Scharzenegger/ Sub-Visser 23 grabs Marco and begins to strangle him.
Marco: HELP! HELP! GAK! GAK! ACK!
Rachel: History repeats itself (read episode 3.)
Tobias: Geez, even if Marco an irritating, Blood-sucking worm, someone should help him before he gets injured.
Marco: Hey! Who are you calling a worm? Gak! Gak!
More Yeerk infested movie stars surronded the Animorphs.
Jake: Gottaname, you bastard! You're put us in an impossible situation!
Gottaname: Oops! And so I did, I'm gonna even the odds.
Suddenly, the Animorphs found themselves in Andalite morph holding shredders.
Gottaname: There you go guys, have fun!
Marco: Cool, phasers on stun captain.
Rachel: Yyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!
Rachel swung her tail blade at lighting speed and chopped off a Hork- Bajir's head.
Rachel: Come on you filthy bastards!
Visser 3 started swaggering towards the Animorphs with an army of 60 Dacon beam armed Hork-Bajir.
Visser 3: Ha Ha! I've finally caught you Andalite Bandits! I wil hand your heads to the council of thirteen on a platter!
Jake: If you want us Visser 3, come and get us!
Visser 3: Brave words Andalite, but when I get you you will regret it!
Visser 3 orders his troops at the Animorphs. The bloody battle, the shouting and cursing starts.
Jake: Watch out! That Hork-Bajir is trying to gut you, Rachel!
Tobias: Marco! A Hork -Bajir is trying to Dracon you! Try to get out of the way!
Rachel: Yeah, yeah I know.
Marco: Hey! I need some help here! The Hork-Bajir are trying to jump on me!
Ax: You should use your tail, Marco.
Marco: Oh the tail, I forgot.
Cassie: Look, Visser 3 and his troops are retreating
Visser 3: I shall come back unstoppable and I shall give your heads to the council of thirteen on a
platter!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rachel: Yeah, and pigs may fly.
Hours later, in the barn…
Erek: So what did you do with the infested movie stars?
Jake: We knocked out those actors and left them in a junkyard. Ax drugged them with enough drugs to keep them
knocked out for days.
Macro: Too bad I couldn't get Arnold's atuograph before I knock him out
Suddenly, Gottaname appears.
Erek: Oh, so you're the new fanfic writer
Gottaname: Anyone wants lunch? I'm hungry after I wrote your story. Taco Bell, my treat.
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Sorry to those who have been waiting for another episode. I'm still working on the Indiana episode. For those who are concerned about Noname, he may still continue to write the Aftermath series but not the #TYSIH series. He said that he could not right 2 series at one time. I'm his ELDER BROTHER and i'm not joking, I'm serious! The next episode is about everyone's most hated childhood writer, Enid Blyton (Heck! If I didn't spell her name right email me!)Yucks!