Hello. I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm really excited to be writing again. I know it's been A LONG time since Piano Lessons. But hopefully u guys like this one just as much as that one. Even though it is about Jacob. Bella and the rest of the gang will come into play in the story. But not until later.

Stephenie Meyer owns the twilight series i am just here to make my own little spoofs off of it :

Chapter 2

Last night had been the worst night I have had in a long time. The couple in the next room were going at it for hours. I recall having to bang on the walls a couple of times trying to get them to lay off or at least go into the bathroom. I wouldn't usually conduct in that kind of behavior in myself. Especially towards a couple who are doing something out of love. They could even be on their honey moon. Or it could have been a one night stand. Who knows...

In the early morning I went to the front desk to pay for my night and give back the key. I wasn't sure if I would be spending another night here. And if I did choose to come back, hopefully I would get a different room.

When I went back to the chafe for breakfast. More people were there and every one of their heads snapped up to look at me as I entered. A young woman, not bad looking, sitting at the counter ogled with hopeful eyes. I felt bad, for she wouldn't be getting anything that those soft brown eyes desired. But when I looked down I notice I wasn't wearing a shirt. I couldn't believe I had forgot about that fact. Probably the reason everyone had been staring.

I shrugged and made my way over to the same booth I had yesterday. Charlotte came over holding a pot of coffee in one hand. She smiled a bright smile when she saw me and her red hair was flowing around her shoulders. I hadn't noticed yesterday how attractive she was. But in this light her beauty shined like the sun.

"Hello again." She said, seeming in a happier mood this morning than she had yesterday.

"Hello." I said.

"What can I get you?" she asked.

"I'll have uh..." I looked at the breakfast menu and decided on chicken fried steak with eggs and toast.

"I'll be right back with that." She said. I sat there shocked. I hadn't remembered saying anything cluing to what I wanted. And she had done the same thing to me yesterday in our conversation. I brushed it off as nothing. Perhaps she was just trying to guess right. Don't waitresses have a gift for something like that? Where they can sense what a person wants by their size and personality?

But later she came by with exactly what I had pictured in my mind. I stared at her my mouth open but she just turned with a smile and walked back to the front counter taking peoples orders.

I ate my meal with complete satisfaction. Not only was it exactly what I had expected, it was also exquisite. The taste was to perfection.

Charlotte came by when I was finished and asked if I would be having anything else. But my regard told me to be careful, to perhaps quiz her on what I'm actually thinking. Unfortunately, she beat me to the punch.

"Don't test me like that Jacob. I know you know what I can do so stop thinking like that." she smirked like a 'know it all'.

"What are you talking about?" I asked with my brow furrowed.

"You know exactly what I'm talking about. I know your lying. And I know that earlier you were thinking about trying our chocolate cream pie. I must add that you should. It is very good."

"Would you stop doing that?"

"Stop doing what?" she asked innocently.

"Reading my mind!" I whispered so no one else could have possibly heard.

"But it's so much fun!" she cried.

She turned and walked off. I knew I had to get out of here. It was too deja-voo-ish for me. Edward had had the same effect of me when I had tried to win Bella's heart and I just found the whole thing annoying. People shouldn't be able to read your mind. It isn't natural.

"Speaking of natural." she muttered as she passed me carrying someone's else's eggs and bacon.

I scowled at her as she passed. How much did she know of me anyway. She couldn't possibly know the secrets I have kept about my family's were abouts. Or the fact that I was trying to make Bella fall in love with me.

"I know everything Jacob." She whispered behind my ear. I froze and she slipped a piece of paper into my pant pocket. "Meet me here at 5:00. I get off early and since you don't know where your going I don't know where your going." She moved passed the people as she went into the kitchen.

I pushed myself up from the table, threw some cash onto it and got the hell out of there. She could read minds? What was she? She couldn't be a vampire. I didn't sense her being one. If I had it would have been a fight right there.

I pulled out the piece of paper and unfolded it to see neat little words. "Meet me at the Deer ridge park. I'll be waiting at the swing on the west side." I folded it back up and stuffed it into my pocket. Should I go? It might help me get rid of some of this confusion. But why hadn't she just left me alone! This was the reason I left La push! So people like her would get the hell away! All of this supernatural stuff is making me sick. And hell, I'm one of them!

With a groan of annoyance, I turned towards the hotel and got another room to stay in. One more night wasn't going to kill me. But when the clerk handed me the same room I had last night, I told him I wanted a different room. He nodded and gave me a room on the second floor.

When 5:00 was rolling around, I clicked of the tv that I had been watching the last couple of hours and left my room to go meet Charlotte at the park.

I had no idea how to get there or where it was so when I was walking on the side of the road I pulled out my hand and waved at a car passing. It was the woman at the chafe and she smiled as she stopped. She rolled down her window and asked if I wanted a ride. I shook my head. I would not get into this car with this woman. God knows what could happen if I did that.

"No thank you. I actually need directions to Deer ridge park?" She reached for a pen and paper in her purse. She scribbled something on it and handed it to me. And then she smiled what I thought was a stupid smile, but what she thought was flirtatious and drove away saying "Call me any time."

I looked at the paper and the directions where right on top but under it was her name and phone number. Christ! I groaned and walked up on the side walk towards the park.

Of course Charlotte was sitting exactly where she said she would be sitting. Right on the swing. She smiled when I approached and asked where I had been. When I told her she started laughing. Apparently everyone knows Ms. Jones. Because everyone has been laid by her.

"So what did you want to see me about?" I said.

"I'm glad you got right to the point." she said looking down. I went over and sat down on the swing beside her. "You know about me right? That I can read minds?" she asked.

"Yes. I've known other people who can do your talents and some have other ones as well. But they aren't like you."

She looked up at me reading my thoughts and I nodded. "I already knew about vampires and werewolves Jacob. I can read everyone's minds remember?" I nodded. "And I know why you came here. Well not that you came here, but why you left. I'm so sorry."

I looked away towards the tree line. "So you know that I'm a complete fool?" I asked.

"No. That you did anything and everything to win Bella's heart. But she chose Edward instead. But the fact is Jacob, you did win her heart. Just not in time. And if Edward had died when he was supposed to you would have been with Bella. You DID win her heart. Don't ever think you didn't." she smiled at me but then it turned to a frown.

"The real reason I came out here with you is to tell you why your so confused about me. You don't think I'm a vampire do you?"

"No I don't."

"Your wrong." she whispered. I jumped up and crouched down at her baring my teeth. "No! Jacob please listen to me! I'm not like them. I don't even drink blood!" I stopped crouching and just looked at her in confusion. "Please. Sit down and I'll explain." I hesitated but finally sat back down.

"My father was a vampire. I am half vampire." she said. " I don't drink blood and I don't shine in the sun. But I do live forever once I become how old he was. 22." she looked down.

"Why are you telling me this?" I asked.

"Because your the only one I can tell it to. Do you have any idea how it is not to have someone around you who is like you? To not be able to tell someone who you are without striking a panic?"

"Yes I do." I said.

"And I know who your looking for Jacob." I looked at her and my eyes narrowed. "You are looking for your imprint are you not?" I just stared at her.

"She lives in a town 50 miles west from here. Thats all I can tell you. I can't even tell you her name or the town's name. Do you understand." she asked.

"Why?"

"I just can't Jacob. You wouldn't understand the consequence of me telling you. But I can tell you what I just did." She smiled and I smiled as well.

"Thank you Charlotte. Thank you for helping me."

"Your welcome. I presume you will be leaving tonight or tomorrow?"

I thought about it for a moment. "Tomorrow I think. I already paid for a room at the motel."

"Will you be coming in for breakfast?"

I shook my head. "No I don't think I will." She smiled as she read in my mind that I would be long gone in the morning. I would be in search of the one I needed to find.

"So this is good bye eh?" she asked.

"Yes Charlotte. This is good bye." I smiled, stood up and gave her a kiss on the cheek. Then I walked away and when I turned around, she was gone.

I made my way up to my hotel room and walked in to find a gift laying on my bed. I picked it up and there was a card on it. I opened it.

Jacob,

This is for you when you find that special someone. Please take care and visit sometime. I would be happy to make one of those pies you love so much.

Many blessings,

Charlotte

I dropped the card and picked up the box. I unwrapped it and inside was a new set of jeans, boxers and a black t shirt. I laughed to myself thinking that she didn't want me looking like I did now when I met my imprint. I put the clothes back in the box and moved them off the bed. I clicked on the tv and layed down to make my final stay in the Deer ridge motel.

I didn't remember falling asleep when I woke up the next morning. Groggily I rolled over in the bed and looked at the clock. 7:32 am. Not as early as I had hoped but oh well.

I got up and went into the bathroom. After using the toilet I turned on the shower and jumped in. It would be my last chance for a while to take one. And after I got out I dried off and put on the new clothes that Charlotte had left for me. And I was surprised she got the sizes right.

I cleaned up the room and went to return my key to the front office. The man there asked me if I would be staying another night but I refused and went off on my way.

I would miss Deer ridge but I knew that It would be nothing compared to what I would be finding in a couple of hours time. If the town was a small as this one there would be hardly any trouble finding my imprint. Though now when I was so close to finding her. It scared me to hell. What if she was like Quill's? What if she was a baby and I would have to wait 18 years for her to grow up? Or what if she's an old lady and I've missed my chance? I shook it off and decided that I would never know unless I went out there and found her myself.

I walked to the tree line, or rather trotted. Once I was safely in the brush I undressed and snapped the clothes to my leg with a bunjie cord and changed into the big bad wolf. Once the change ended I began off in a sprint. The sooner I got to see her the better. The insides of me were twisting and turning with excitement.

My mind was going all over the place with thoughts: what she would look like. How old was she. If she would like me back. If she was already married. If she had kids. Or if she was a complete slut.

But no. I could sense that she would not. My imprint would be a small beautiful thing. Around her early twenties. She would be single and no man would ever know if she was good or bad in bed. She would be innocent and I would be the man to take her innocence from her.

I smiled in a wolfy grin as I jumped over a fallen tree limb. She is waiting for me. My heart pounded. And pounded with every push of my legs. Couldn't I go any faster? But I was going faster. I was going as fast as a werewolf could possibly go. I was even going faster than Edward could go.

But when I came upon a road I skidded to a stop so fast that my feet got caught on a tree root and I went sprawling alone the edge of it. I jumped to my feet and sniffed as well as looked around to make sure no one had heard or saw me. Luckily the road was vacant and I was alone.

I rushed back into the trees and changed into human form. I got dressed and ran a hand through my hair. God, I was a mess. My heart would not keep quite and my hands were shanking from the excitement.

I walked along the road until I found town. It was a quiet little town probably smaller than Deer ridge. Which that sooted me fine. The faster I found her the better. I walked around town for a bit. And it was strange. No one was out. Everyone must still be sleeping. Though It couldn't be more than a little past 8:00.

I walked past a forest edge that seemed too beautiful just to pass and so I walked into it along that path that I presumed a lot of families went on for picnics and hikes. I walked on for about ten minutes before I heard a rustle of leaves. I looked around and stopped mid stride.

There sitting by a tree not twenty feet away was 'her'. I was sure of it. My heart pounded so hard in my chest I thought it would explode. She was a small thing maybe 5'3" with golden hair going in curly waves to the middle of her back. She was reading a very big book and she didn't notice my approach.

My mouth became dry and I cleared my throat. She heard me and instantly looked up and her mouth dropped. I smiled and I walked toward her. She sat frozen against the tree and I stood right above her.

"I'm Jacob." I whispered with all the love I could put into it.