Chapter 1: The Cave
One lazy summer afternoon, Cool Cat was exploring the woods in his town. He had a plush dog that he called Toto after the dog in his favorite movie, The Wizard of Oz. As he was walking he heard a voice call out:
"I smell a dirty dog!"
"OOOOH NOOO TOTO," Cool Cat moaned, "Its Butch The Bully!"
It was indeed Butch the Bully, and he was looking for trouble. As much trouble as his one dimensional personality can handle.
Cool Cat ran into a nearby cave. He ran until he couldn't see the entrance. Then he started looking around the cave. Then he found a huge red crystal. It seemed to be glowing. He reached out to touch it, but his arm disappeared! He was getting sucked in! And just like that, he was gone.
"Okay Spike," said a small purple dragon to himself, "today is the day you will finally tell Rarity how you feel about her."
He and a white pony with a purple mane were walking together. Spike was carrying an empty basket, and they were headed toward a cave.
"Thank you so much Spikey-Wikey," Rarity said in her most posh voice, "For helping me collect gems for my new dresses I'm making."
"Anything for you , Rarity." Spike Said as they entered the cave, "Rarity, can I tell you something?"
"Of course you can spike. I'm all ears!" She said as she started digging.
"Well, I just wanted to tell you tha-"
"Oh, my," she interrupted, "look at that huge red crystal! It's simply divine!"
Never mind," said a disappointed Spike to himself, "I'll tell you later."
As Rarity started mining the crystal, it started making a sucking noise.
"That's odd," She said, "Why is it making that noiAAAAAH!"
What looked like a giant orange cat in a t-shirt popped out of the gem, shattering it to little fragments of crystal. Rarity fainted dramatically, while Spike stood there flabbergasted.
"Toto," Said the cat," I have a feeling we're not in Kansas- I mean California anymore.
Hi. I'm Cool Cat! And I love aaaall kids!"
Cue the My Little Pony theme song.