The Junjou Romantica Playlist of Pervy Song Parodies

by Spockaholic

A series of raunchy song parodies, brought to you through the miracle of procrastination and writer's block.

2. My Shinobu

...with deepest apologies to The Knack and Shungiku Nakamura

My Shinobu (a parody of "My Sharona")

Ooh, my little pouty one, my pouty one
When you gonna leave me alone, Shinobu
Ooh, you make me feel so old, feel so old
Terrorizing me in my home, Shinobu

Never gonna top, give it up, such a manly cry
I never get it up, for the touch of a younger guy
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my Shinobu

I'm a little old for you, don't you think?
Old enough to call you my son, Shinobu
Keeping girls away from me, it gets to me
Trying not to think of your bum, Shinobu

Never gonna top, give it up, such a manly cry
I never get it up, for the touch of a younger guy
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my Shinobu
M-m-m-my Shinobu

What you gonna cook for me, cook for me,
Is it stir-fried cabbage again, Shinobu?
Is it d-d-destiny, d-destiny
Don't you see I'm not into men, Shinobu?

Never gonna top, give it up, such a manly cry
I never get it up, for the touch of a younger guy
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my Shinobu
M-m-m-my Shinobu
M-m-m-my Shinobu
M-m-m-my Shinobu

Ooooooo-ohhh, my Shinobu
Ooooooo-ohhh, my Shinobu
Ooooooo-ohhh, my Shinobu