Naruto (c) Masashi Kishimoto

Dedication: Stitch, Dessie, and a bunch of other random people we've met in our lives. Guys, thank you for dealing with our insanity.

PS: Inky would like to point out that the thrash is totally DJ's fault because she's argueing over music too much with Dessie.

Q: Nobody at school likes to play with me; they say I'm weird and that I'm a freak and a monster. How do I get them to like me? Or at least get them to stop picking on me?

A: I'm going to fucking kill Pein for making me fucking do this fucking Q&A shit…oh, just bite them.

"Hidan-sempai!" Tobi shouted running through the Akatsuki HQ (its top secret but it's really the tallest biggest building in Amegakure, its not that hard to miss, but you…aren't suppose to know that) like a squirrel on speed. He rounded a corner to see Itachi and Deidara making out. "Itachi-sempai, Deidara-sempai! Have you seen Hidan-sempai!?" Tobi shouted extremely loud, like SpongeBob when he's jellyfishing.

Deidara pulled away from Itachi, both of their lips kiss-swollen. Itachi looked extremely relieved (damn it! He wasn't gay!) and Deidara looked extremely annoyed.

"Tobi, scram before I shove a bomb up your ass and blow you to bits!" Deidara shouted, unaware that Itachi was slowly trying to slip away, Tobi stared at them, his orange mask like a giant juicy orange flavored lollipop. Oh, Deidara just wanted to lick it. Like it like he licked Itachi's erect manhood. The former Iwa-nin shuddered in desire.

"But I just wanted to know where Hidan-sempai is!" Tobi flailed, like a jackrabbit on drugs.

"He's doing a sacrifice," Deidara frowned, "I think," he added.

"Thank you, Deidara-sempai!" Tobi ran off towards Hidan sacrifice room.

Deidara turned to Itachi who was almost free from the gay psycho-bomber. "Oh, you aren't getting away from me, you naughty, naughty weasel!" Deidara grinned manically.

Tobi looked at Hidan's door. It had countless bumper stickers; do not enter signs, nuclear hazard signs, biohazard signs, and various other stuff. Ignoring everything on the door Tobi knocked on it. "HIDAN-SEMPAI!" Tobi shouted. Hidan swore loudly and yanked the door open. He was shirtless and bloodied, cause he had just finished a sacrifice.

"What do you want? I'm trying to listen to Slayer, here!" Hidan snarled. Tobi held open his arms.

"I want to give you a hug!" Tobi said brightly.

There was a five seconds of silence, before Hidan slammed the door in his face. Tobi blinked. "HIDAN-SEMPAI! HIDAN-SEMPAI!" Tobi opened the door to see Hidan playing the air guitar to the music. "HIDAN-SEMPAI!" Tobi shouted and glomped Hidan.

"Fuck Tobi! Leave me the fuck alone!" Hidan bit the masked ninja. Tobi screamed and let go of the Jashinist and ran out of the room. Hidan smirked and cackled as he continued to jam to the music.

And there is more crack from us!

So? In honor of Itachi, you can write in a question you would like the Akatsuki to answer! Make sure to have your question and which Akatsuki member you want to answer the question. Team Hebi can be a subjected to this too, since they were briefly associated with Akatsuki.

Anyways, enjoy! I hope you laughed your ass off! Cause I enjoyed to do this too.

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