The five stood in front of the pink doors of music room three. Izanagi looked between the thing Teiljo gave him and the locked handle. "How do you even use this thing?" he asked.

Kentaro held out his hand and Izanagi happily handed the device over. The silver-haired third year looked it over. "It must be a magnetic unlocking device. Put one end on the lock and spin it around," he suggested.

"No, I think it's a skeleton key. You put that part in the keyhole and basically pick the lock," Kyoko said. She stole the mysterious object from her twin to demonstrate, but it didn't work straight away

"See, it doesn't even work your way. It's obviously a magnet based unlocker," Kentaro argued with his sister.

"Who are you calling idiot? I know how locks work, you obviously don't. Every burglar in every book always picks the lock, not magnetically." Kyoko argued back.

"Guys, keep it down, the host club will notice we're out here," Akiko said quietly.

Nobody paid attention to her. "I've looked up how locks work, you numnut! It's a metal spring based system that a magnet should be able to interfere with."

Kyoko rolled her eyes. "I hope you're aware almost everything on the internet isn't true. Books are much more reliable, so I'm the smart twin."

"Oh yeah, if you're so smart, dodge this!" Kentaro yelled and kicked his sister in the leg.

"You jerk!" she yelled back and pushed Kentaro to the ground. They started going into a full-out brawl on the floor, ignoring the unlocking device that just fell out of the door.

Izanagi buried his face in a hand. "I'm surrounded by idiots."

Suddenly, Akiko tensed up and jumped behind Daisuke. "T-Tamaki's coming to tell us to go away." She stuttered in fear.

"Now you've done it!" Kyoko yelled.

"You're so dense! You started it!" Kentaro yelled back.

The door for music room three opened to reveal the handsome blonde known as the king of the host club. "I'm so sorry ladies, but we're not open for business right now," Tamaki said. Right after he finished, he noticed outside the door wasn't a bunch of customs, but people he's never seen before. Not to mention that more than half of them were boys.

"Hey, stop fighting for half a second, this our chance! Charge!" Izanagi said and ran into the room.

"Okay," Daisuke said sing-songidly. Akiko was clinging onto Daisuke out of fear, so they marched into the room together.

"Last one there is an idiot!" Kyoko yelled and ran through the doors.

"No fair you jerk!" Kentaro yelled and ran after his sister.

Completely white and frozen, Tamaki stood there holding the door open in confusion, allowing them all to come in.

"What!? Did you guys follow me? Eavesdropping is one thing, but stalking!" Haruhi started lecturing.

"You know these people?" Hikaru and Kaoru asked in unison.

Kentaro and Kyoko stared at the identical twins. "So, those two actually talk in unison?" Kentaro questioned.

"It's kind of suspicious," Kyoko said, narrowing her eyes at the Hitachiins.

Izanagi snapped his fingers to get his club members' attentions. "Focus, we're here to free Haruhi and become famous," he said.

"Free me? what are you talking about?" Haruhi asked

"Mrs. Fujioca, we're here to send you to send you to Heaven. Or maybe Hell. Anywhere but in that body," Daisuke said.

The Kentaro, Kyoko, and Izanagi deadpanned. "Bad wording," Izanagi mumbled.

Haruhi took a step back. "What the hell? Are you saying you're trying to kill me?"

Tamaki got back to his senses and ran over to the ghost club. "And what do you mean by 'Mrs. Fujioca'? Haruhi is clearly not married! Daddy would never allow that!"

"And he's totally a man." the identical twins added in unison.

Honey's face got covered in shadows as he placed down Usa-chan. "Don't even try to hurt Haru-chan."

"Yeah," Mori said.

Izanagi was shaking his head and made his arms form an X in front of him. "It's not like that."

"Daisuke-chan is an idiot," Kentaro continued.

"Haruhi is actually possessed by the ghost of her mother and has been for about ten years," Kyoko finished.

The female host blinked in surprise at the accusation. "What?"

Pure white and dripping sweat, the host club king looked at the newest member. In a voice brimming with fear he asked "Is that true, Haruhi?"

"There's no such things as ghosts, Senpai," she said.

Daisuke pointed a finger at Haruhi accusingly. "That's exactly what a ghost would say."

"For once, Daisuke's right," Izanagi said.

"Besides, we have evidence you're a ghost," Kentaro told the hosts

"Just try explaining why Haruhi has female vocal cords," Kyoko said, crossing her arms cockily.

Haruhi smiled nervously. "I don't have female vocal cords," She lied.

"Yeah, you guys are crazy." the twins said in unison.

"The second we hear Haruhi's voice," Hikaru said.

"We think 'wow. What a masculine voice'," Kaoru finished.

Kyoyo and Kentaro narrowed their eyes at the twins. "Talking in unison, finishing each other's sentences, always being together... Not to mention, they're siblings that never fight. Awfully suspicious, don't you think? In our files, you guys are ranked highly likely to be supernatural," Kyoko said.

"Yes, and being so against Haruhi having female vocal cords is the final proof we need. You two are obviously demons and now you guys protect the ghost of Mrs. Fujioca," Kentaro added.

The Hitachiin twins hung their heads and sighed. "These guys are crazier than we thought," they mumbled together.

Tamaki's eyes were pure white with think black borders of fear. "It makes perfect sense... maybe Haruhi is a ghost and the twins really are demons..."

"Tamaki, there is no such a thing as ghosts. Please stop being an idiot," Kyoya told his friend. He then lifted up his glasses, the shine now hiding his eyes, and he looked at the Ghost club. "In the meantime, I'll call Ouran's security officers so we can continue our meeting." From his blue school uniform, Kyoya pulled out a phone.

"No, wait!" Izanagi pleaded, "We need to bust a ghost!"

"It's not fair to Haruhi that he doesn't get to live his life out because his mom is unwilling to move on. We need to do this for the real Haruhi." Kentaro said.

"If it ends up that none of you are supernatural, we'll be your servants for a couple days. I know you need a new 'dog' since Haruhi became a host." Kyoko said

Izanagi turned to the fraternal twins beside him. "We will?"

"Yes," Kentaro and Kyoko said simultaneously.

"If you change a couple of days to a month, we could make that deal," Kyoya said.

The Ghost club members all looked at each other. They formed a little huddle.

"You know, being a dog for a month isn't that bad," Kentaro said.

"And it would be infinitely worth it if we could save poor Haruhi from his mom's ghost," Kyoko said.

"And dudes, being a dog would be so cool. We could, like, bark and stuff," Daisuke said.

"Not to mention," Kentaro said a little louder than normal to refocus the rest of the club, "the other supernatural creatures that could be here."

"Yes, but you're missing the biggest point," Izanagi said, "If there actually is no such thing as ghosts, I have to do work for a month for these pretty boys."

"First of all, there is a such thing as ghosts," Kentaro said

His sister nodded. "And secondly, when we show proof of ghosts you'll be known worldwide," she added.

After a sigh, Izanagi let out a reluctant "Fine."

Kentaro and Kyoko turned to the Host Club. "We accept the conditions!" Kentaro said.

"We will expose you all for the supernatural creatures you are," Kyoko said.

"Wait, all?" Izanagi questioned.

Tamaki somehow turned even whiter. "We're all supernatural?"

"Of course," Kentaro said.

"And we'll get you all," Kyoko said.

A/N: Wow, that sure took a short 's almost like it's easier to rewrite an already written story than it is to start from scratch. Next chapter will be from scratch, however, so it'll most likely take a lot longer. Thank you for the comments, by the way. I would love to know your thoughts on this chapter too. Till next time.