Hello everyone! Here's the second chapter of The Set Up! Today we have Kyubii to do the disclaimer
Kyubii: Roar, sasusakuislife doesn't own Naruto
Me: Thanks kyubii!
Kyubii: Rawr.
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Ch 2
The Set Up
"Hmmmmm..." The pink-haired medic awoke to see Sasuke carrying her down the street. What the heck? Has Sasuke decided to go back to Orochimaru and take me with him?
"Your'e finally awake..." Sasuke stated, only to find his eyes burning BADLY. "GAH, WHAT THE?" When he was finally able to open his eyes he saw a scared Sakura holding a bottle of pepper spray. "What the heck Sakura, ARE YOU INSANE?" Sasuke roared. Again, Sakura squirted the liquid into his eyes.
"STAY AWAY FROM ME EVIL MAN! YOU WILL NOT TAKE ME TO THAT FREAKY PEDOPHILE OROCHIMARU!" she screamed as she spritzed the pepper spray again and again. Ugh. I save her from that freak Tobi and she repays me with spraying me in the eyes with pepper spray? I'd prefer a kiss or two... WHAT THE HECK AM I THINKING? Sasuke then tried to grab Sakura, but all he got was her loud screams in his ear. "NARUTO, KAKASHI, LEE, NEJI, SHINO, KIBA, ASUMA, FOURTH HOGAGE'S GHOST, ANYONE! SAVE ME!!!" Sasuke was finally able to clamp his hand over her mouth and get her to stop screaming so he could try to explain.
"Sakura," he said. "You got kidnapped by Tobi and I saved you and you got knocked out, and so I was carrying you back to your house."
"Oh..." she said. Suddenly she cried "OH SASUKE cry I HURT YOU! sob WILL YOU EVER FORGIVE MEEEE? wah." She then started hugging him and crying even harder, causing Sasuke to blush a deep red. What? he thought, Uchiha men don't BLUSH! What's happening?
"Er..." Sasuke stuttered, "I-it's ok S-sakura..." What the beep, Uchiha men don't stutter either! "C-come on, l-let's go to your h-house," Sasuke stuttered again, cursing at himself silently, and then carried a sobbing Sakura back to the village.
As Ino walked up to Naruto, she murmered to him, "Well that didn't turn out as planned..."
Suddenly, Tobi came running up saying, "GUYS!!!! THIS FRIGGIN MASK WON'T COME OFF!" Naruto screamed like a little girl, Ino looked shocked, and Lee peed in his pants. Tobi then sighed, "Guys, I'm not Tobi... I'm Kiba."
"Oh my gosh, KIBA'S BEEN EATEN BY TOBI!" Ten-Ten screamed.
"No Ten-Ten," Neji said calmly, "KIBA IS TOBI!!!" Lee responded by peeing in his pants again.
"GOSH GUYS, I AM KIBA!!!! I FREAKIN BOUGHT A TOBI COSTME TO MAKE SASUKE THINK THAT NARUTO'S LIE WAS TRUE, AND NOW IT WON'T COME OFF!!!!" Tobi- I mean Kiba screamed
Everyone else responded , "ohhhh," and then proceeded to taking off the mask
::two hours later::
They had finally pried the mask off of Kiba's head, only to find a Deidara mask on "OMG KIBA!" Lee yelled, "THAT IS SO UNYOUTFUL!"
::1 week later::
The gang had finally gotten the masks off. It seems that Kiba superglued every single Akatsuki member's mask to him and everyone, sounding like Shikamaru, thought it was troublesome. And to think Neji came up with the genious idea of using a paperclip, string, and chewing gum to get the stuff off.
"Kay guys," Ino said, "On to plan B!"
"And what might this youthful plan B be?" Lee asked.
"Stand them on a deserted island." Ino replied evilly.
"This is going to take awhile..." Hinata said dubiously.