Chapter 2 – The search for the Eds
Kevin suddenly snapped out of his love-sickness, and said to Nazz, "Uh, can you help us find Dork, Dork, n Dorky?"
"You mean, Ed, Edd, n Eddy?" replied Nazz. "Yes, whatever! Can you help me and Rolf out?" Kevin asked. "Sure thing, Kev." she replied. The three were about to exit the cul-de-sac, when suddenly, they bumped into Jonny and Plank. "Hey, guys!" Jonny said, greeting Kevin, Nazz, and Rolf. "Out of the way, Melon-head!" Kevin said to Jonny, pushing him aside. "No, Kevin, wait! He can come with us!" Nazz exclaimed. "What are you guys doing?" asked a curious Jonny. "We're trying to find the Ed-boys!" replied Rolf. "Can I help?" Nazz and Rolf said, "Sure!, while Kevin said "No way, dork!" Nazz suddenly made an angry face at Kevin. "Let…him…come!" Nazz demanded angrily. "OK, OK! I'll let him come with us. Sheesh!" replied Kevin. "Let's go, Jonny-boy!" said Rolf.
Meanwhile, in Dexter's lab…
"Tell, me Double D," Eddy said to Double D, "What is green and wet?" "Your tongue?" was Double D's first answer. Eddy shook his head no. "My tongue?" said Double D, sticking out his tongue to show Eddy it's green as well. Eddy shook his head again. "I give up. What is it?" asked Double D. "This!" Eddy said taking his finger that he painted green, licked it, and put his finger in Double D's ear, giving him a Wet Willie. "Good Lord, Eddy, that's disgusting!" cried Double D. Eddy didn't care, so he was laughing at Double D's reaction. "Hey guys!" Ed said. "Come here!" Double D and Eddy came to see what Dexter built: a rocket ship. "This rocket ship," Dexter explained, "is structured to be launched into the sky or into space. Well, what do you think?" The Eds made their comments. "Wow, for a little kid, you sure are smart," said Eddy. "This is brilliant, Dexter. You have outstandingly achieved becoming a genius at an early age," cried Double D. Ed made his comment: "Reminds me of the mutant rocket-man from planet Launcharoo, who saved the aliens from being eaten by a mutant duck!" The two other Eds and Dexter just looked at him. Then Dexter said, "Have the comics and TV made a hole in your brain?" Ed shrugged.
Later on, Kevin, Nazz, Rolf, Jonny, and Plank were in the middle of nowhere, still searching for the Eds. The five were tired and hungry. Yes, Plank was hungry, too. "Ugh," complained Nazz, "we're so hungry." "If I don't get any food, I won't have enough strength to punch Eddy in the shoulder when we find him," said Kevin. "Don't worry Kevin-boy and Nazz-girl, Rolf has the solution," exclaimed Rolf. "Really? Tell us, Rolf!" said an excited Jonny. "We eat…mammal flesh!" Rolf exclaimed. "Yuck!" said a disgusted Nazz. "Yum!" said an excited Jonny. "What's that, Plank?" Jonny was listening to Plank. "Plank says you're weird, Rolf!" said Jonny. "Rolf is not weird, he is a son of a sheperd!" said Rolf. Then the five(including Plank) try to survive.