I hope you all are ready for the next chapter, because here it is! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of Stephanie Meyers lovely characters (though Edward is mine, not Amanda's)

There I stood, backstage of a small night club right outside of Forks. I finished buttoning up my white shirt and concentraded on blocking out all of the thoughts going through the peoples heads

Adrenaline was pulsing through my veins (or it would if I was alive) as we prepared to go onstage for our first preformance infront of anyone other than Carlisile. "Lady's and gentlemen," the owner spoke into the microphone, making a sharp squeal at first, "We would like to give a warm welcome to a hot new band, The Kooks!" Some people in the audiance clapped for us, but mainly it was silent, everyone waiting to see if we were good enough to deserve an applause.

We stepped onstage, all of us going to our instruments, that's when people really started to take in our unnaturally beautiful looks.

"I wonder if they are any good," someone whispered.

"I don't know, but they are sure something to look at," another woman said. Jasper and Emmett had heard it too, and we all were on the verge of laughing, which calmed us down immensly. Jasper walked up to the microphone, guitar slung over his shoulders by the strap.

"Ello everybody!" Wow, that accent is hott!! I heard some comments like these go through my head, "I would like to thank you all for lettin' us play 'ere tonight. Our first song tonight is gonna be the first song we ever wrote together," Jaspered said in a thick British accent, "It's named after our drummer," he motioned to me, I waved my hand once in the air and smiled, "for he was the first one to come up with it. So 'ere it is! Eddie's Gun!" He counted off our beat and we began.

"Did you see the way she looked at me? Honey bee got two lies and she's got me.

I tried to love her back and then I shrunk back into my wrap, and in the barrel of my gun, I hope I'm not the only one.

Yes I see the way she looked at me. Oh she's got an eye for an awkward guy like me.

I tried to love her back and then I shrunk back into my wrap, and in the barrel of my gun, I hope I'm not the only one. And in the barrel of my gun, I hope I'm not the only one..." We continued with our song, and when we were done, an enourmous applause errupted from the crowd.

We sang a few more songs, consisting of She Moves In Her Own Way, which I sang, Sofa Song, and Ooh La. When we finished, hearing the thoughts of the people, I knew this was a great idea. We waved, and thanked everyone again, then walked off stage.

Emmett slapped me on the back, "Nice job man!"

"You too, hey, where's Jazz?" We looked around, then, saw a huge group of girls, and in the middle of them all, we saw Jasper's blond hair. He jumped up and caught our glances, giving us a pleading look, as to say 'save me'. Emmett and I began laughing, but our booming laughs brought attention to us.

"IT"S EDWARD!! I LOVE YOU!!" One girl shreiked, hurting my over sensative ears.

"AND EMMETT!" another added. "LET'S GET THEM!" Suddenly we were being mobbed by a bunch of wemon, we tried to get away, but they grabbed onto the back of our shirts, hanging on with all of their might. I heard a slight rip, then another, Emmett had heard it too, I glanced at him, knowing what was bound to happen if we tried to pull anymore. The girls obviously had heard the ripping too though, and even though we didn't move, they all pulled, until our shirts ripped (A/N haha!!) and we had thirty or so girls oogling at our well developed muscles, Jasper couldn't contain his laughter, and was rolling around on the floor by the time they got to him.

Emmett and I only watched as he met the same fate as us. Then realized that this was our chance to get away. We ran out of the room at vampire speed, and out to my silver volvo, jumping in and racing home.

We burst through the front door, laughing like maniacs, until my cell phone rang in my pocket, I grabbed and looked at the name. Alice, of course she would have seen us..

I fipped it open, "Hello."

"HOW COULD YOU LEAVW HIM THERE?!?!? GO GET HIM NOW!" The phone was a foot and a half away from my ear and I could still hear her perfectly, Emmett was about to say something, but I shushed him with a finger.

"Alice, could you please explain what you are talking about?" I asked, even though I knew fully what she was talking about.

"Edward Anthony Masen Cullen!" Ouch, she used my full name, "You know exactly what I am talking about! Get my Jazzy right NOW!"

"Sister of mine, you are being absolutely absurd, Jasper is here with us." I said very matter of fact.

"Oh really," you could tell she didn't believe us, I was trying as hard as I could not to laugh, as was Emmett, "then let me talk to him."

"You can't" I said a little to quickly.

"Why not." she said in a mocking tone, "Because he's not there?"

Emmett grabbed the phone from my hands, "No, because he's going...to the bathroom!!" We both burst out at the impossibility of his explination. We heard a soft giggle over the phone, knowing Alice, amidst her anger, had still found Emmett's idiocy funny. But she stopped laughing abruptly.

"BRING HIM BACK!" then she hung up. We were rolling on the floor now, Carlisile had come down to see what was the cause of our outburst.

He noticed Jasper was missing, "Where's your brother?" Emmett and I stopped laughing and in a very serious tone Emmett said to him, "He had to go to the bathroom."

Carlisiles face twisted with confusion, and then started laughing, we joined. We're not going to get him, are we? Emmett's voice came into my head. I turned to him "Never."

We were sitting on the couch when Jasper did come in, he was shirtless, missing a shoe, his hair was an utter mess, and he had lipstick all over him. He took one glance at us, chatting away happily, and glared. He sent waves of lust to wards us, trying to get back at us for what we had done. I closed my eyes and tried to resit the heavy emotion he was sending. Realizing that we were fighting back, he made it stronger, I stuck my hands in fist's and clenched them to my sides.

I opened my eyes to see Emmett really, really close to my face, only about two inches, if that even. I could tell by his thoughts that this was a hard struggle for him. His hand suddenly was on my leg. Oh no, he did NOT just try to make a move on me. I smacked him in the face, which made a loud cracking sound, almost like a tree falling down. Jasper just laughed, obviously pleased with himself. His momentary pleasure weakend the hold he had, and Emmett and I flung ourselves at him.

We were all rolling around on the floor when Carlisile came down again, "Booys." He said in a fatherly tone, we stopped immediately and sat up strainght. Before he could say another word, we had all run off to our showers, turning them on quickly and hopping in.

This meant war.

I surely hope you all enjoyed this chapter, I had a good time writing it! I don't know if Emmett and Edward will turn on each other or not, but we will see! If you have any ideas for some of the pranks they can do..TELL ME!

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