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Tris POV

"This is Dauntless daycare, right?" He asks, and I blush. "Yup. Trust me it's not usually this crazy." That's a lie. I hear Lynn snicker behind me. "Yeah right, this place is usually crazier." Lynn says, and I send her a look. She shuts up and I turn my attention back to Four and his…Wife I guess?

"Ignore her… So what may I do for you on this fine day?" I ask, trying to sound proper which ends up failing. I hear Christina snicker, and come over to me. "Tris, let me handle this." I huff and walk away, Christina jumps climbs over the fence like it's the easiest thing in the world. I try to get over the fence again, and still end up failing.

Lynn pushes the button and the gate opens. She snickers. I walk back and see somehow the kids are all silent on the floor. "Miss Trissy. Uriah's scaring me." One of the girls says. I look around and see Uriah shoving pencils in his ears, and up his nose. He catches my eye, and stops. My mouth hangs wide open, as he slowly pulls each pencil out of his ears and nose.

I pull his arm, and lead him in the back "Uriah! You're scaring the hell out of the kids, and the new customers." I say, and whack him in the head. "OW!" He yells, and the kids giggle. "Go back in there, and feed them snack!" I whisper yell. He mumbles something about how I'm no fun, and he walks away.

"SNACK TIME!" He yells, and the kids cheer. "IT'S CAKE DAY!" Marlene yells, and comes in with dauntless cake. The kids cheer even louder. Uriah snatches the cake from Marlene "NO! THE CAKE IS ALL MINE!" He yells, and Marlene tries to pull the cake back. Once again the kids start chanting fight. I look over at the new customers, and see the women look at us in disgust "Maybe we should just drop her off at Nita's." But Four shakes his head.

"This is perfect. It's entertaining too." He says, Christina sends me a look, as I see the bitch walk through the door, Peter. I try to take the cake from Marlene and Uriah, but it ends up flying out of all of our hands and hitting Peter right in the face.

Everyone shuts up, even the kids. The kids walk over and hide behind Shauna and me. "Is Peter gonna burry us, like Zeke told me?" One of the boys asks. I shoot a look towards Zeke, who slowly walks away. "Of course not!" I say, a little too loud because Peter glares at me. "Oh hey, boss." I say, trying to smile innocently. "Marlene, Uriah, and Tris. In my office." He hisses, and we all look at each other.

This is like being called into a principal's office, who spends his time sharpening knives. We all head in, and sit down. "Are you trying to chase new customers away?" He spits, and we shake our heads. "Not at all! These two boneheads, were acting up, AGAIN." I say, and Uriah and Mar looks at me like I've grown two heads.

"Well I know that. But don't make me lower your pay." He says, and gets up to go talk to the new people. I let out a breath I didn't know I was holding. "Asshole." I mumble, and walk out. Four sends me an amused look, and I walk back to the kids. "Is Peter gonna burry us?" The little boy asks again.

"Nope, at least not today." Peter says, and comes up behind me. The kids scream and run behind me again. Why must it always be me? "Oh, hey Peter. Don't you, uh, have something you need to do?" I ask, crossing my fingers

"Yeah, but I need you to introduce the new kid." He says, and walks away without telling me the kids name

"Hello, what's your name?" I ask, getting down to the little girl's height. "My names Emily!" She says, and the other kids say hello. "Emily, wanna know what Zeke told me when I got here?" Jake asks, and I suddenly hope he keeps his mouth shut. But of course he doesn't "What?" Emily asks.

"Welcome to hell!" He says, and I send him a surprised look. "Jake! Don't use that word." I scold him, and he just laughs. "But Zekey, and Uriah use it all the time." Another little girl says. I shoot Zeke an I'm-gonna-kill-you glare, and he slowly backs away.

"TIME FOR FUN!" Uriah shouts, making the kids scream. All the kids hide behind Marlene, Shauna, and Will. Zeke and Uriah both share a look, and chase the kids. They scream and run. Uriah runs into Zeke, and they both fall into the sandbox. "Why is the sand wet?" Zeke asks, and Sarah giggles.

"Jake peed in it." She says, and everybody erupts in giggles. "WHAT?!" Uriah and Zeke yell and race out of the sandbox. I put my head in my hands and walk to the bathroom. I close the door, and wash my hands. I walk back out, and literally one word runs through my head Chaos. Marlene's trying to pull a kids finger out of the drum cymbal, Uriah is stuffing cheese sticks up his nostrils, Shauna is lecturing the kids about farting, and Zeke has taken out the class spider and is chasing kids around with it.

"Oh my god." I say, and just sit down. I look towards the door and see Four and his 'wife' Lauren watching us. While Lauren looks unamused, Four is sitting there cracking up. "HEY TRIS! SAY CHEESE!" Shauna yells, and icy cold water is dumped on my head. "AH!" I yell, and run around shouting how cold the water is.

I look and see that Uriah's the one that dumped it on me. "URIAH!" I shout, and tackle him. The kids gather around us and chant the word fight once again. I pin Uriah down, and he screams like he has rabies. "GAH! Help!" He yells, and then I feel tons of weight pummel me to the ground. I see that all the kids have jumped on top of me.

Now Uriah and I are pressed up against each other. It doesn't bother me since he's basically my brother, and that would be like gross, if I had a crush on my brother.

I finally get all the kids off me, and breath. "Wow, Tris finally acted like a child! This should go down in history!" Will shouts, and everybody cheers. I look over at Christina and see she's stuffed her butt with fake bouncers again. I face palm, and go over to her. "Christina, you realize that the kids actually use that." I say, pointing to the kids.

"Yeah, but it's not like I have cooties." She says, making a disgusted face. I hear a loud crash and see Zeke and Uriah have knocked of all the toy boxes, and are rolling around wrestling. "Oh my freaking God."

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