Lincoln wakes up, finding himself lying on a metal bench, as he sat up, he looked around his surroundings, where there's plenty to chairs and white plating, with aliens walking and talking around the place.
"you're awake, perfect, I was shtarting to worry" Lick said who was next to Lincoln, "Lick, where are we?" he asked, "we're in interdimenshional cushtomsh, it'sh a portal equivalent of an airport, I had to drag you all the way here, which was hard, you really need to work out."
Lincoln stood up from his seat, only to feel pain in his stomach, he felt the something inside him, "Lick, what did you do?" but Lick ignored Lincoln's question and walked towards the long line to go through security, Lincoln joined too, still feeling pain, as they waited, Lick starts talking once again, "I don't like being here any longer, I don't like being told where to go and what to do" "so Lick, where's your seeds?" "oh, they're in a place where nobody would expect, jusht don't worry Lincoln."
"okay next" a bug like alien told Lick and Lincoln as they were next to get though, but then stop them, and pointed to Lincoln, "except you, you have to go over there" "why doesh he hash to go over there?" Lick asked with a sense of an anger tone, the alien bug replied, "random check, he has to go into the new machine," "what new machine?" "it's a machine, it detects every inside of your body,"
Lick was suddenly eyes opened then grab Lincoln by the shirt and shouted "RUN LINCOLN!" with that, Lick pushed the bug alien and ran towards the security check with Lincoln following behind, "alert, alert!" the bug behind them shouted as he called for more reinforcement.
Lick and Lincoln starts running and dodging laser fire from the bug aliens, avoiding getting killed.
When Lincoln had to move around a huge ugly creature, Lick notices a soda machine and starting drinking it without using a cup, "come on Lisa!" Lincoln noticed and shouted, Lick stopped when lasers were fired at them and resumed running.
As they run, they approach a loud speaker, as it was about to activate, Lick quickly pull out two headphones, "wear theshe Lincoln!" she said as she wore her headphones, but he wasn't paying attention, and when it activated Lincoln gotten great pain from his ears, Lick quickly put on his headphones for him, stopping the pain altogether, as they looked back, the bug aliens tried to chase them, but was also effected by the speaker, as they felt so much pain that they exploded.
"keep going!" Lick said as she grabs hold of Lincoln's hand and drag him with their chase.
They keep dodging as they had to slide under two aliens, avoid laser fire from the now flying bug aliens and leap over a huge spillage of toxic waste.
Lick and Lincoln finally arrived at the portal, where Lick start pressing buttons on the control pad, "grab a gun Lincoln, cover me ash I enter coordinatesh to our home world" she pointed to a gun that was on the floor in front of Lincoln, he grab the gun but was afraid of using it, "I don't want to hurt anybody-""they're robotsh Lincoln, shoot them they are jusht robotsh!"
With that Lincoln open fire at an upcoming bug, where he was shot in the leg, the bug starts screaming and another bug tried to help the bug, the bug then shouted, "Glenn's bleeding to death, someone call his wife and children!"
"they're not robots Lick!" Lincoln shouted at Lick, "it'sh a figure of shpeech Lincoln, they're bureaucratsh, I don't reshpect them"
Lincoln keep shooting at the bugs, thinking that it was insane, how can Lick get into this trouble? Why would she do this? How can she do this? So many questions that raced Lincoln's head.
As Lick finally pressed some buttons, the portal turned from blue to green, with that Lick grab on Lincoln and bring him into the portal for their escape, they leap into it and left the place
Lick and Lincoln arrived back at school, where they were at the cafeteria, everyone saw the portal and was surprised at both Lick and Lincoln. "wow!" Clyde, who watched Lincoln coming out of the portal and was excited, "Lincoln did you came out of a portal? That is so awesome!" "yeah, but you wouldn't believe what I've been through" "you can talk about it la- a-a-ate- er, come on Lincon I need to get those sheedsh" Lick interrupted as she once again dragged Lincoln out of the cafeteria but then was stopped by their parents who wasn't happy at them.
"oh hay mom and dad, oh my gosh Lincoln, why are you here and not in classh? Your parentsh would be mad at you…" Lick tried to convinced the parents but failed, "…no?"
"Lisa Marie Loud, I can't believe this, you taken Lincoln away from school?" Rita said as her and Lynn Sr. were packing Lick's stuff from the basement (which is where Lick's lab was at). "well you know you shouldn't tamper with my shtuff, it beyond your reashoning," "Lisa if you can't be on your best behaviour, then we can't let you use the basement as your laboratory" Lick's dad said, which only made angry even more, "are you crazy?" she shouted, "oh yeah, and because of today, you'll have to go back to school" "mother, don't be shtupid" Lick said as she facepalms in frustration, "I'm a shcientist, I make robotsh for fun" "well you can do that in a more safe and secure kindergarten" Lynn Sr. said, packing another part of Lick's stuff.
At this point, Lincoln felt a bit sorry for Lick, in that moment, Lincoln would go on her side, "come on mom, dad, Lisa just want some help," "Lincoln, can you stay out of it, she's the one who taking you away from classes," Lynn Sr. tried to reason with Lincoln, but then Lick interfered "what, sho you're shaying that I'm making him shtupid," "well he's not getting any smarter" "well I prove it that he'sh getting well educated when he'sh with me, Lincoln what's the shquare root of PI?" Lincoln turn to see Lick talking about difficult math, "Lick, I really don't think I can- ""the shquare root of PI, Lincoln"
"one point seven seven two four five three eight five" Lincoln was completely blank out when he tried to answer the question, but when his sense came back, he realized he figured out the answer, "did I really said that?" Lynn Sr. pull out his calculator and typed in the square root of PI, which showed the answer Lincoln said, "oh my gosh, he's right" "Lincoln, tell mom and dad the firsht law of thermodynamicsh," Lick said, Lincoln blanked out again and gave the answer, "the increment in the internal energy of a system is equal to the increment of heat supplied to the system," Lincoln's sense came back and was very surprised, "I wouldn't believe it, I've gotten so much smart!"
"shee parentsh, whenever I'm out there, doing unbelievable shtuff, Lincoln ish learning, getting shmarter from experience, I can shee him doing great thingsh in the future" Lick explained, Rita and Lynn Sr. looked at each other, thinking about this, one of them sigh, "all right, I think we kind of overreacted, you can have your lab, but Lincoln has to go to school" Lynn Sr. told Lick, "that's okay, I don't mind having Lincoln on weekendsh, I mean, you're my dad and all, I just want to let you know that for now on, I'll be clear communication and openly honesht one hundred percent for now on," as Lick made that claim, Lana came downstairs on the steps, "Ruby Chimen was frozen to death today!" she said then ran upstairs again "nooo ideeea whaat you're taalking aboooooout" Lick lied with a smiling grin on her face.
With that, the parents left the basement, Lincoln was very surprised of what he can do, "wow Lick, I didn't know going adventures would make me smart" "full dishcloshure Lincoln it'sh not. Temporary shuperior intelligence ish jusht a shide effect from the mega sheeds dissholving in your inter inteshtinesh" "wait what!?" Lincoln couldn't believe what he heard from Lick, the seeds was inside Lincoln all along, "yeah, and when it wearsh off, you're going to loshe most of your motor skills and a lot of brain functionality for 72 hoursh, shtarting r-r-r-right about now" Lick said as the effects wear off and Lincoln couldn't control himself, he find himself saying gibberish while moving and twitching around his arms and body as he lies down on the floor.
"I'm shorry Lincoln, it's a bummer, in reality you're jusht ash dumb ash they come, but I needed those sheedsh Lincoln, nee- (burp) ed them really bad, and I had to washte them just to get our parentsh off my back, sho we have to get more. And afterwards we will go on even more adventures Lincoln, we're going to have sho much great adventures for my shcience Lincoln."
Lick keeps on talking while Lincoln keeps moving around on the floor, drooling and twitching.
"and you're going to shut up about them becaushe the the whole world, the who univershe, everyone, they're idiotsh that doesn't understa-a-a-a-and anything, and they would deshtroy ush Lincoln,"
"but if you shtick with me, we can do anything we want Lincoln, anything I want, anything you want, it would be just Lick and Lincoln, you and me, we're the only friendsh we got."
Lick keeps on talking.
"it'sh just Lick and Lincoln, Lick and Lincoln and their adventuresh, Lick and Lincoln forever, Lick and Lincoln thingsh, me and Lick and Lincoln a hundred timesh over and over again Lick and Lincoln dot com, double you, double you dot Lick and Lincoln and their adventuresh dot com…"
This goes on for some time… so better to end the story here
And that is the first episode of the merged crossover of Loud House & Rick and Morty, Lick and Lincoln, I would of course do Rick and Morty episode remakes, but sometimes I would try to make an episode that I thought of myself. I hope you enjoy and hope you would follow me as we explore this AU.
LIIIIIIICK!