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Hon-Die demon!-CRASH!
I groaned and tried to bury my head back under my pillow and sleep, but that stupid alarm clock already woke me up. Then I brightened up as I realized today was the last day of my "prison time"
"Hell yeah I'm free! Freeee-ow!"
My celebration was cut off by the reminder that my alarm clock was not above killing me in revenge. I scowled at it before jumping up to get ready.
Time skip
I sighed as I tried to ignore all the idiots at school who had nothing better to do than share their personal life with random people. Suddenly I noticed one of the other girls walking towards me.
Goawaygoawaygoawaygo-dammit
Sadly for my desire to be left alone she stopped in front of my desk.
"Whatcha gonna do this summer, grow potatoes?"
Her minions snickered in the background and I narrowed my eyes at her.
"Why? Need to practice for your future job?"
She stared at me like the pathetic girl she was, so I clued her in.
"McDonalds, I knew you were stupid but not that much."
Her face turned red, but before she could do anything-briiing-off went the bell, just as planned.
"Goodbye, I hope your boyfriend doesn't find out you've got someone else on the side"
I laughed and walked out, tomorrow her boyfriend would get an INTERESTING message from someone "only wanted to help". I walked home cackling to myself, celebrating another idiot taken down, but just as my house came into view-CRACK!-I stopped for a second, listening for another sound. It wasn't an animal, that's for sure. It occurred to me that standing in one place on an abandoned road might be a slightly bad idea, so I decided that I'd teach these morons to stay off my turf. It would be even better if it was one of those idiots from school. I heard voices, so I crept closer
"-not konoha for sure, trees are too small"
Deep voice, male
"But what are we supposed to do then?" female
"It's simple; we'll find a civilian and ask for directions"
Female, military?
"If we need a civilian, why don't we ask that one that's spying on us?"
Male-wait a minute
I froze as I realized I'd been spotted, and then slowly started walking away.
"I suggest you stop now, if you cooperate this will go easier on all of us."
Oh hell no! See ya sucker!
To be continued…