Ch. 2

"GOOD MORNING" yelled Tobi.

I didn't realize who he was or where I was so I punched him in the gut. Hard.

Oh and the reason why I didn't punch him in the face is because I realized he was wearing a mask. And the mask looks hard and I didn't want to find out if it was.

"Umm, Tobi are you ok?" I asked hoping he was.

"Tobi's gut hurts." he said obviously in pain.

"Umm go see the doctor person thing here." I said.

For the first time I look around the room.

There were shelves everywhere, with all sorts of things on them. One of the shelves had some test tube on them. Others had chemicals in them; I think some even had blood. Gross.

"Hey Tobi, I'll take you to the doctor person thing." I said, I mean come on, I'm the one who hurt him. I can't turn the blind eye on him.

"Thanks Koya-kun." Tobi said.

"Soo, who's the doc around here?"

"Kakuzu is"

"ok I'll take you there" I say and then pick up Tobi and look at the doors on the outside for name tags or something. Which, lucky for me, there are.

I walk along reading the doors and when I get to the one that says Kakuzu I stop. I knock on the door with my head and the door opens up.

"What the hell did you do to Tobi?" the silver haired guy asked.

"Are you Kakuzu?" "That old fag? Hell no I'm Hidan." he said.

"Ok where's Kakuzu?" I ask losing patience very quickly.

"Hey Kakuzu the new girl is here and she's here with Tobi." Hidan yelled to the person inside, and then said to me "Come on in."

Then who I assume is Kakuzu walks in.

"Where should I put him?" I wondered aloud.

"On this bed." Mr. Mask said. "What happen to him he?" asked me, noticing I'm still in my PJ's.

"He woke me up and he scared me and I didn't know where I was so I punched him in the gut." I said sheepishly.

Kakuzu just looks at me like I'm insane.

"What?" I demand.

He just shakes his head, "Go back to your room he'll be fine."

Well that's good I think as I walk back to my room. And then I changed into the best fighting clothes I had.

It ended up being a pair of nice, comfortable jeans and a lose top, not one of those annoying tight tops that I think are stupid.

I wish I had known that I was going to be taken by these people because then I would have known to pack the ninjaish clothes I have at my house.

But then again I probably would I have thought the person was crazy. I mean seriously a person walks up and says something like 'You will be kidnapped by a group of S-ranked criminals. BEWARE!!!' yeah, not to convincing.

So then I come out wondering where to go because there are no instructions on what to do when you get up so I decide to go and see Tobi. Again.

And the silver haired person named Hidan opened the door and asked "Why the hell are you here again?!!"

"Umm, to see Tobi?" Yep intelligent me, answer his question with a question.

"So," I say trying to ignore the fact the he was looking at me like I was an idiot, "is Tobi still here?"

"No, Kakuzu sent him back to his room."

Oh well that's good, I thought as I wander around looking for Tobi's room.

I can't find it so I go and knock on the door that says ZETZU (yes in all caps) and pray to dear god that this person doesn't put a kunai through my head.

The person named Zetzu answers the door.

"What do-Who the hell are you?" this strange person asked, me wondering why he is black and white.

"My name is Koya", I said, "I am trying to find Tobi's room."

"Well that's convenient, we share a room. Yeah, that annoying bi- Don't swear. Fine that annoying boy kept us up half the night." The plant man replied.

"Oh, how is he?" I asked, hoping I hadn't hurt him to bad.

"Oh he's fine-Why do you want to know?" the black side demanded.

"Um, I kind of punched him in the gut this morning." I said sheepishly.

Was I going have to tell everyone here that?

"Why did you do that?" Zetzu asked, "I know he's annoying but most people don't punch him."

"He woke me up by yelling 'good morning' in my face."

"…, HA that loser deserved it!!! No he didn't" Zetzu said, arguing more with himself then me.

"Umm, how is he?" I ask.

"Oh, he's not here, he's making breakfast for everyone."

"You mean he is the only one who cooks here?" I ask surprised.

"No, Uchiha cooks too. Yeah he's girly some times, other times he's scary as fuck." said the plant man.

"Wow the things you learn about S-rank criminals." I said awestruck that Itachi cooks.

"You're telling me? I live with the guy and I'll never know how he can be a deadly killer if cooks such good food." Zetzu said, "Maybe it's because he likes killing the meat."

All the things you learn about these people, I mean who knew emo boy's brother is an awesome cook.

You think you know these people and then WHAM, wake up slap, you learn that Uchiha cooks and Kakuzu a doctor. Yeah I'm confused.

This day can't get any weirder. I walk into the kitchen and smell a wonderful sent.

"What are you people cookin?" I ask the chefs as I walk in.

Itachi just glares.

"And hello to you to Chef Uchiha." I say tipping an imaginary hat to him.

His eyes flash red.

"WTFH???!! YOUR FREAKIN EYES JUST TRUNED FUCKING RED!!!! You Have Pink Eye!!!" I scream loudly.

Leader-sama walks in and looks around. "What happened here? Why did you scream?"

"That fuckin chef has PINK EYE!!!! And he's Freaking Cooking!!!" I screeched.

Leader-sama looked amused. "He doesn't have pink eye, he has the Sharingan."

"What the hell is that?" I ask looking at the chef with pink eye.

"The Uchiha clan has a special kekkei genkai that allows him to read his opponents movements, it also gives him the ability to reverse genjutsu and read ninjutsu." He said smugly, as if he himself had the kiki gunku or whatever it was.