Chapter 2 – In Soviet Russia Nu Spams Your Drives!

"What's the matter comrade Tager? You seem shocked." Oh, he felt shocked alright. Who wouldn't after the seeing who it was that was laying waste to the laboratory, though for now all she seemed to be doing was playing around with the guards that had remained.

Tager was afraid of saying it. "Nu…" A half contained laughter came through the communicator. "Ahahahaha, if when there is a strange invisible barrier around you can hardly beat her imagine what it is like on normal circumstances."

"Shut up! Nobody asked you for your opinion!"

"Comrade Tager, what is wrong?"

"Oh my, I think you talked to loud."

"Leave me to my misery."

"Won't you help them?"

Tager took a deep sigh, he could at least try something, he had some pride. So he stepped out of hiding, filled his lungs and shouted in Nu's direction. "Stop right there you psycho robot-bitch! I will not let you do what you want in this land!" In response, the girl slowly turned around, and suddenly started to speak in a weird robotic fashion. "Identifying… Identifying… Identified. Target identified as Iron Tager, threat level zero. Continue bullying defenseless soldiers for fun."

"…"

"Ahahahahahaha! She just said your threat level is zero, what are you going to do about it? You know, I have been asking AKSYS to let me buff you up for some time now."

"Shut up, ill beat this bitch!"

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REBEL 1

Drive, drive drive drive drive drive…………………………………….

Nu wins.

REBEL 2

Drive, drive drive drive drive drive drive drive…………………

Nu Wins.

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"So, how does it feel being at the bottom of the totem pole"

"…"

"You need to think of some other of getting her away from that place, I think you will need help from the scientist inside."

"How can she use her powers anyway? There shouldn't be any Seithr here…"

"Oh, I'm sure the author thought about something stupid like it leaked through the portal or something like that, but I believe it has something more to do with the fact that without the other character's powers, much like without me, this would be a terrible story."

"…"

"Comrade Tager! This is terrible, if you were beaten whatever shall we do? What is that girl anyway?" Tager only sighed. "A demon from the future made by those Americans! But worry not, I still have a plan, I am quite confident in my artistic abilities, you have some cardboard, paper and colored pencils?"

"Huh? Somehow I kind of do have those with me, strange if you ask me."

"Okay, I also need you two to choose who will lure her."

"Lure her?"

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Nu had grown bored with attacking the men with the rifles. She really wanted to see Ragna, somehow she had a feeling that he would have been sent to same place as she was. Suddenly a voice caught her attention, she hopped it wasn't that stupid Iron Tager again.

"Hey long time no see!" Her heart skipped a beat, Ragna! Somehow he seemed strange, a little static, and his voice seemed forced, but that wouldn't stop her!

Her voice was unexpectedly childish. "Ragna! I'm coming for you!"

Ohohoho, try and catch me!" She wouldn't let him get away, for some reason he seemed to be running without moving and without turning around. Ah! A chase, how romantic! "I won't let you get away!"

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"So, what do you suppose she will do to the guy once she realizes she just chased after a cardboard Ragna?"

"… None of my business, I don't think there will be anything left for anyone to see. Anyway, Comrade, if possible I would like to speak with the resident scientist of this lab."

"Of course Comrade Tager, you saved us all, except for poor Sergei I guess… He was a good man."

"Oh yes, very brave."

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Near a cliff, one girl was weeping copiously among a red tinged snow, bits and pieces who could be a human body part were all around. "Waaaaaaa, how could you throw Ragna off the cliff! How mean of you, I want to put you together just to kill you again! But I will not give up, Ragna wouldn't die from that, and to think he had actually been kidnapped how couldn't I have realized?"

Nearby a ghost of a Russian soldier stood perplexed. "She didn't realize it was cardboard… Damn, I thought if I threw it down the cliff she would jump after. Oh well, time for me to go to Vodka Heaven!"

Tager's awsum adventure chapter 2 end.