Dear Fanfiction Writers,
Yes, I'm going to finally confirm it after all these years you've been patiently waiting for me to admit it. I am madly in love with Frederick Charles "Freddy" Krueger. Neither Neil or Glen could ever compare to the tall and handsome man of my demon dreams. He's no nightmare, but a lost and confused monster that is so generous and has truly stolen my heart. I know in my heart that we were meant to be from when statrted chasing after me with murderous intent. My heart skips a beat everytime he calls me 'Little Nancy'. *sighs dreamily*
I think a part of my died writing this joke. Please tell me you guys are joking also with the Freddy/Nancy fluff stuff.
Sincerely,
Nancy Thompson