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Not again… just five minutes more…

"Kyon-kun! Wake up!" With that, I was already laying on the floor, like every morning. But today was Friday, so that means I'm closer to sleeping more than just 8 hours. Unless Haruhi shows up with another plan, then I won't even sleep. I hope she doesn't enter the classroom full of enthusiasm, that's the beginning of the end. But enough predictions, I'm still laying on the floor and it's very cold. And I'm hungry so I guess I'll start this day…

It's have been a while since that awful week of February, and the month is going smoothly. I just hope that this isn't the eye of the storm, the calm before the storm, or whatever, you get the point right? But sixth sense is telling me this calm won't last very long, and I'm usually right when this stuff happens. I hope I'm wrong…

After having breakfast, and preparing everything for school, I made my way to the high school. Normally the first streets I usually go into are empty, but this time I feel like someone was watching me. I kept looking back but no one was there.

Great, now I'm paranoid. My neck hasn't even start to itch! I should really stop watching that series. But really, I can really feel some person watching… now I have a seventh sense? I was ok with only six… well technically this would be the eight sense and-

"Ok, who's there?" Well, now the neighbors are going to think that I'm crazy, but I swear someone is watching me. Agh, maybe I haven't slept well… yeah, that's it.

After that, the feeling was gone. Maybe I'm really crazy… well, after being stabbed twice, having to save myself, going back in the past and restoring the world twice, I'm surprised I'm not in an asylum. All thanks to her…

After crossing the road, I recognized a girl reading a book, which looked that was waiting for me. Now that's strange, what's Nagato doing here? I knew it something IS wrong, and very wrong. I have never seen her in my way to school… Is anything wrong?

"No" I can sense that lie with eyes closed, Nagato. Then why is she here? All my possibilities are bad… nobody is trying to kill me right?

"No" Well she is telling the truth, and she hasn't moved her eyes from the book… Let's start moving, or we are going to be late…

It was awkward, I have never gone to school with Nagato… or a girl in that case. I have to go with Taniguchi or Kunikida, and they always have the same conversation. But it can't be that bad right?

So… What book are you reading today?

She brought the book up, and I couldn't understand a thing. It wasn't Japanese that's for sure… but hasn't she read that book before?

"Yes" She sounded very sad "I have already read all books in this town"

What?! That's right… when that infamous August happened, she was always reading a book... And with the pace she reads books, she would end them very quickly. Why don't you search some online books? I'm sure there are plenty of books there for you.

"How?" Well… you open the internet, and in a search engine you put… I'll teach you later. I'm surprised that she spent so much time on a laptop but didn't open internet. What was she doing then? Maybe I should ask her

She just nodded and closed the book. I guess she hated those books now, having to read them that much. She looked happy… even though she doesn't express her emotions, I can read her very well. I'll add that ability to my sense list.

Hmm… Nagato, what do you do on a computer then? You used to use it a lot, but you stopped.

"Games" What kind of games? You need to add more words. Except when explaining something about Haruhi or dark matter…

"…I'll show you" Was… Was she blushing? I swear her cheeks were a 0.01% more red than usual.

After that, we reached the entrance and we parted our ways. Maybe Nagato is letting more of his emotions out, and for some reason she wanted to be with me. Well, that's good. I don't know why I got so worried. She was very lucky because Taniguchi didn't show up.

"Hey Kyon!" Speak of the devil… Why is he with that angry face?

"You got to tell your friend these things, man!" He instantly put a mischievous face. What's wrong?... Don't tell me?!

"I always thought you liked Suzumiya but then I see you with Yuki Nagato! Since when have you been going out with her!? Have you kissed her? Have you-" No, no, no, you got that all wrong! I'm not going out with her! Don't say those things that loud! Everyone will hear it! See? Everybody is staring at us! Don't start whispering!

I tried to explain the situation to him, but he didn't believe me. After all, it can be misunderstood easily… But I'm not dating Nagato. Not saying it would be a bad thing, but I don't want everyone to know some lies. I hope this doesn't reach Haruhi… last time I was with Asahina-san and the punishment was surreal. And I don't want a sequel.

We went up to the classroom, and I was crossing my fingers. Everything will be all right…


(Haruhi's POV)

Another day… looks like is going to rain… Where is Kyon when you need him? He's late as always, but I need to tell him my awesome plan to search mysterious J! I decided to not tell them his real name because it wasn't even his name. He thought he could fool me like that! Not anymore!

I heard the door open and I decided to look if it was Kyon. No luck I guess, it's just Sakanaka… Looks like she something has her worried, it's JJ ok?

"Em… Suzumiya-san, are you ok?" Hm? Why does she ask that? I know that I haven't slept a lot thanks to… that dream, but I had worse.

"I'm great but I barely had any sleep. Why do you ask?" This is bugging me… What's wrong?

"Well… I just thought that you would be sad because Kyon…" She stopped when she saw my clueless face. She got even more worried.

"AH! Sorry! He'll tell you anyways!" She covered her face and went to her desk. What… What the hell was that? Kyon… what have you done!

The door opened again and voila! Here is lowest member of the Brigade! And coming with good news I hope!

"Hey" He walked up and sat down in front of me, like usual. Then he looked at me with a confused look.

"Well? Did something happen?"When he tells me whatever he did, I'll tell him my new plans.

"Uh? Oh.. Not really" What? Then what was Sakanaka talking about?

He isn't your friend. Friends don't lie to each other. He's lying so he can't be your friend!

Wh- What was that? It's… that girl again, but she is a dream!


(Kyon's POV)

"Well? Did something happen?" Crap! Does she know? She looks normal… But if I tell her she'll punish me! I don't want to be in that pain again… But sure, it was Taniguchi's fault so nothing happen.

She looked at me suspicious glance. She saw through me?! No, no, look normal, if you are weak now she'll-

" Haruhi? Are you ok?!" She suddenly got all white and looked at me scared. I tried to help her, but she backed off. Haruhi?

"I…I'm fine, I just need to sleep" She regained her colors, but I was still worried. I mean, she must have a fever or something, I don't think that's normal.

"Kyon, did you lie? If you tell me right now that you told a lie, the punishment won't be that hard"

Shit, I better tell her… or I'll end up in the fire instead of the oven.

"Good morning class" Okabe-sensei entered the class in the exact moment I accepted defeat. I'll tell you later Haruhi.

"You know what? I don't care" As she said that she hided in her arms and started to sleep. Lying doesn't get you anywhere it seems, and I need to tell Taniguchi to stop spreading lies, because I don't want to end up with a knife in my back. Or being reduced to atoms.

The time for the break was almost upon me, and I don't want to admit it, but I'm scared. She sounded like she was being forced to say it. Maybe she doesn't like people lying to her. I feel bad… Even though I said that she was practically god, she didn't believe me. What's the point of saying the truth if someone thinks is a lie? Like giving the antidote to someone, but that person thinks it's even more poison.

The bell started ringing which means now we have a break. I guess I can tell Haruhi tha- Ok she's gone. Damn, how does she do that? One moment she is sleeping and the next second she is running for the exit. I bet she uses hacks… Wait…

"So is it true that you are with Nagato-san?" Kunikida now is not the moment to tell me those things. No, it's not true.

"I knew it, usually whatever Taniguchi says is a lie so nobody believes him." Kunikida said while he was opening his meal.

"Hey! I don't tell lies everyday!" Then why does it look like everybody believes that? I'm getting weird looks every time. Honestly even if that was true, I don't think it's that big of a deal.

"Probably some people saw you with her and started a domino effect" Don't start talking like Koizumi, I have enough with him. Anyway, do any of you know how to stop this nonsense?

"I don't know, just wait some days and everyone will forget"

After that we chatted about some random topics. How was your day? Did you saw that match yesterday? It looks like a water cooler gang. Anyhow, there were 5 minutes left. I guess I could try to explain the situation to Haruhi, or at least have a strategy about her.

"We have a problem" Out of nowhere Koizumi appeared with his usual smile, but you could see it was faker than every day. If it is something about those rumors I swear they aren't true!

"Well, the thing is in how to explain that to Suzumiya-san." We left the classroom so no one could hear us.

"I have two plans. We could make even a bigger rumor so it can overtake this one." That seems more complicated than it should be. "Or you can tell her the truth in a way she doesn't make a big closed space" And that one is probably the best but the hardest. I don't want to lie her anymore.

"But that isn't the problem here." What do you mean this is not the problem?

"Why do you think Nagato was waiting for you?" That doesn't look like a problem, I would call that an upgrade. Nagato is doing what she wants, so that means she is tapping her feelings.

"Nagato-san unfortunately doesn't know how to control her feelings, so she could be very unstable" He looked very concerned about this. But I know her, she won't do anything stupid. If so, I'll tell Haruhi my trap card.

"That's the thing, you see…" What do you mean by that?

The bell was screwing with me and it ringed. Koizumi went to his class and I returned to my desk. Haruhi came ipso-facto after that. And now, unless you want me to tell you the magnificent world of the mathematics, I guess I'll skip forward.


End of class. Friday. Best moment of the week. I don't think I need to explain that. Haruhi made her way to the club (Thanks for waiting) and I was left alone walking to my doom. I know what to say but I don't think I can prevent a big closed space from appearing. I hope Asahina-san isn't there to watch how I'm being tortured by a sadistic Haruhi.

This is it. There is no backing up this time. I knocked a few time waiting for a response of an undressed Asahina-san. I waited a few seconds and opened the door, as there wasn't anyone responding. By some kind of witchcraft Haruhi wasn't there, there was only the silent Nagato. I looked at her seeing that she didn't have a book in her hands and was staring at me.

"Sorry for all those rumors, even I was surprised when I saw you there" She just nodded.

"I'm allowed to do that again?"She tilted a bit her head making her look very cute. B-back to the topic. I'm sorry Nagato, but if you keep doing that we are going to get in a big problem.

"I understand" I could feel the disappointment in her voice. But, I can still show you how to use the internet! After I tell the truth to Haruhi.

"Ah? So you did lie to me after all?" How did she open the door without me noticing it, escapes my mind. But now that she is here, I guess I'll tell her the truth.

Sorry about that… I walked with Nagato to school, and Taniguchi made the wrong impression. Then some rumors were made and… you know the rest.

She was still a bit mad. She walked to her desk, dropped the bag and then started to think

"Do you feel bad about what you did?" Now this feels like some kind of sect. Well, yeah we're friends after all.

"Friends?..." What's wrong with her? She looks very strange since the morning "Yeah! We are friends! But that doesn't remove your punishment… after all you lied to your chief!" She started to smile devilish.

Ah… I was almost saved. Why do you hate me god?! Oh… that's right, she is technically god.

"No" As I heard the voice that said that word, both Haruhi and I were shocked.

"Y-Yuki-chan?"


Yay! Cliffhangers! Everybody loves them! No? Ok...

This chapter was longer than it should be, but who doesn't like long chapters? This has a bit KyonxNagato and it wasn't supposed to be that way, but then an idea come to my mind and ZAS. But probably will be some KyonxHaruhi just 'cause I want to... if not well... the world goes to hell. For some reason i want to swear a lot in English...

In the next chapter... more nightmares! Everybody loves nightmares. Except Haruhi, she won't like them. Like 0%