Nick Mallory's Words of Wisdom
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Chapter 2: Nick Mallory on Corey Riffin
Nick Mallory was busy resting on a lawn chair while he turned to the camera.
"Ahhhhh... Nick Mallory loves to rest in the sun." He said while he took his binoculars and looked far away. He set his sights on the Riffin Household while he spoke.
"Now concerning Nick Mallory's first topic, I like to talk about Corey Riffin. He's a pretty cool dude with a band. Not to mention he's got the devil of a sister. What can be more truthful than that?"
The image Nick was seeing was the image of Corey and his bandmates resting their eyes out. Corey and Laney was sleeping on the couch, Kon was sleeping on the bean bag chair and Kin got the worst end of the bunch by sleeping on the cold hard floor.
However, Corey peeked an eye on Kin, who was getting restless from his nap. With a dirty smirk on his face, Corey nearly stood on top of Kin's head.
And then, something unexpected happened.
He squatted down, and...
...
...
PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBT!
He blew the butt trumpet right on Kin's face!
"AGGGGGGGH! OH SWEET CORN NUTS, IT BURNS!" Kin screamed while his eyes burned to death. Both Corey, Laney and Kon laughed at his displeasure while he rushed to the bathroom, perhaps to get a thousand eye drops from Corey's buttface gas attack.
But the threesome weren't the only one. Far away, Nick Mallory also got quite the chuckle from Corey's prank.
"Hehe... Nick Mallory thinks fart jokes are funny." He chuckled while finally putting up his binoculars, "After all, Nick Mallory enjoys a little toilet humor now and then. Now if you'll excuse me, Nick Mallory's gonna flush out with a little tan. Catch ya later."
Sorry if that looked a little OOC of Corey, but I just had to do it so it can bring the reaction from people.
Anyway, what will Nick Mallory talk about next? R&R, everyone!
*slams the garage door down*