I dedicate this chapter to Megan Geyer.
I crawled on my hands and knees toward the house. Sensing that someone was near, I threw myself sideways into a bush to avoid detection. A thorn bush. "Muffin!" Bucker gasped, as I landed on top of him. "Shh.." I whispered in retort. The door to the house burst open and Jasper Cullen came flying out. He landed about six feet from where I hid, hitting a tree.
"AND STAY OUT!" Alice yelled from the doorway before slamming it. "Dang," Jasper murmured, rising to his feet. He smoothed out his hair and pulled the leaves out of his black leather jacket. Once he finished removing pieces of tree from his clothing, his gaze settled back on the house, glaring. "Fine then Alice," he called jeeringly, "I'll just go ride my motorcycle naked!" What a come back. He then proceeded to stomp off toward the Cullen's garage.
"Remember this was your idea," I whispered to Bucker. "Killher," he replied, licking his bill. "Why did you just lick a dollar bill?" I asked him wondering at his sanity. "Killher," he repeated, this time licking my arm. "Eww!" I gasped and pulled away. I glared at him. "We are so not killing Bella." I told him for the umpteenth time. He grinned, (or was he trying to bite my nose off?) and said, "Muffin." I was so mad, I grabbed him by the leg and chucked him at a tree. I missed, and Bucker went through the window, into the Cullen's house, and hit someone in the head.
"Oh my gawd!" I heard Rosalie scream. "It's a PLATYPUS!"
I heard Emmet gasp. "It hit me in the head!" I grinned. I Scrambled to my feet and yelled toward the house, "Shoulda had a V8, dumb***!" Turning, I sprinted toward my waiting broomstick, (I finally fixed it. YES!) jumped on and flew off into the sunset. Actually, I collided head on with a tree. The last thing I heard was Edward saying, "Damn platypus! It ate my muffin!"
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