(From this point on I have changed my stories genre a little, which I know isn't very professional but what I wanna aim for is more of an old school episode of Southpark, I'd say more but that would give away the plot.)

Chapter2:

Eric's heart beat increased as he awaited her answer, there was an awkward silence. What was Heidi thinking?

"Back in a minute boo, I need to take a dump," She stated. Eric paused for a second and began to laugh hysterically. " So So funny," he chuckled. His smile faded as he remembered he was still awaiting Heidi's answer.

"What if she won't take me back, what is she ignores me or even falls down the toilet like Clyde's mom," he began to panic, he paused shortly as his expression became menace. "If she does then I will take Butters down permanently, the stupid, jealous butt fucking son of a bitch,"Eric growled. The clock ticked second by second minute by minute as he waited silently.

"Hey boo,I'm back,"

"Hey," Eric replied cheerfully. He was glad to be talking to her again, but the same worry still lay in his mind.

"Oh my Gosh I just took the biggest crap,"Heidi exclaimed with a chuckle.

"What!" Eric exclaimed in surprise-he then remembered how often he said women were funny, so he began to give her a fake laugh but it soon turned into a real one as he imagined his beautiful girlfriend shitting explosively into the toilet.

"Your so funny Heidi," he complimented.

"And smart too right?" Heidi asked.

"Yeah of course you are, your Emoji analylis was so genius," he replied.

The moment finally came.

"So tomorrow, you wanna go to Mcdonalds-huh?" Heidi asked, she had no emotion in her voice. Was she implying she was: afraid, angry, happy or sad about the thought of it? Eric began to wander.

"Yeah-It will be nice, I have been such a dick lately and I just wanna see you again, you tell me some super funny jokes and we just have a good time," Eric explained.

"Sure thing boo, But do you promise that you'll tell me everything that's going on, because I just wanna help, you know that right?" Heidi queried.

"Yeah, I remember-you and me don't keep secretes,"

"That's right, Goodnight babe, I love you," Heidi smiled as she began to make herself comfy in her stupid spoiled whore duvet covers.

"Goodnight Heidi, Sweet dreams," Eric finished as he hung up the phone. He scrambled out of his bed and began to pick up his toys. With Clyde frog in his left hand and PollyPrissy Pants in his right, he climbed back into his bed, and with that he tucked himself in his tokens life matters duvet and shut his eyes.

Meanwhile 4 houses down the lane, everyones favorite blonde was stood in his bed room dancing and singing.

"Lu lu lu, I got some apples, Lu lu lu, I broke them up two, Lu Lu lu now he's one of the rest of the boys, lu lu lu moowaaahahahah," Butters laughed evilly. His eyes glowing satanically red. He leaped onto his spinny chair and flew across his bedroom towards his PC, he logged in and opened a file named: 'How I'm going to get Eric back for all the things he has done to me.' He clicked it and a Microsoft word 2003 page began to load. (Ha poor)

"Oh my God so slow!" Butter shouted as he smacked his mouse furiously on it's mouse mat. His mouse mat was bright pink with a picture of Pinkie pie and Apple Jack on it, with the words 'I 3 My little pony' written along the top of it.

The next day soon came by, as the sun began to rise above some distant tree's melting snow at every mountains summit. A flock of doves flew by as Heidi happily skipped along the avenue to her boyfriends home. Boom! She hit something.

"Boo, are you alright," Eric asked as he saw his girlfriend stumbling left and right.

"Eric?" She questioned. As her blurred vision soon became clear. "Whaa!" She began to fall backwards.

"I got ya," Eric said as he caught her in his arms. Heidi looked upwards and gave him a kiss on the lips, Eric smiled and leaning forwards gave her one back. He helped her to stand on her feet sturdy.

"You alright now," Eric asked in concern.

"Yeah, thanks boo," She replied kissing him once again. "Cheese burgers and chocolate milkshakes are a waiting us- lets go," she finished with a smile. The pair stood hand in hand in hand and walked down the street happily. But the…

"What the?" Butters said as he saw them through his bed room window. But I got them to break up. Heidi was crying about it. I guess they made up. Butters thought. "But Ha not for long!" Butters grew a devious smile as he began to turn on his assistant Alexa.

"Thanks to Eric and the boys I know how to use you now, and so you will obey my every command- as Professor Chaos takes over this puny little town," Butters laughed evilly once again.

"Alexa, What is Heidi Turners Mobile phone number," Butters asked, as he rubbed his hands in evil delight.

Since Butters was dumped by his girlfriend Charlotte; a brown haired Canadian he had been fighting his heart break. From rallying Wieners out, to being a gentlemen. Or at least pretending to. With his real intentions undercover. Butters found it unfair that someone as bad as Eric ended up with a girlfriend, why the rest of the boys in Southpark had been dumped. After confessing how unfair he believed it was to his best friend Kyle Brofsloski the two had decided to formulate a plan to make Heidi and Eric break up. However both of them have their real intentions hidden.

"Stupid fatass, I'm gonna make him pay for everything he's ever done to me," Butter boomed.

"Alexa, does not give away personal information," The computer replied.

"Oh son of a biscuit!-Fine guess I'll do it the old fashion way," Butters finished. He picked up his phone and began to dial Kyle.

"Hey Kyle,"

"Oh Hey butters- How is operation Alpha going?" He asked.

"Not to great, Heidi and Eric are back together, I just saw them kissing,"

"What how? You did everything I said right-right?" Kyle asked perplexed.

"Yeah I completely warped his mind, made him think Heidi was out to get him, but now they're somehow back together," Butters explained.

"Oh jeez, this is bad, erm-okay- begin plan B," Kyle finished as he hung up. And with that Kyle walked towards his bedroom window.

"Everyone around me gets an awesome relationship-except me, I can't get what I want, because he's straight. Damn it! I love you Eric, and no matter what I takes, I will your heart," Kyle laughed evilly.

It was now late morning, Eric and Heidi we're sat in Mcdonalds eating lunch together. It was fairly quiet with it being only 11am, which gave Eric the perfect opportunity to be completely honest for the first time, and let Heidi know how much she really does mean to him.

"You've started dipping your french fries in the bbq sauce too?" Heidi asked as she smiled, sipping her milkshake.

'Yeah, It's the best, Boo try it!" Eric replied with a smile, and with that she stole one of Eric's french fries and dipped it in his BBQ sauce tub.

"Wow that is good," she said as she swallowed the french fry. There was a sudden ding, it was Heidi's phone.

"Oh- It looks like someone has messaged me on Messenger," she said in surprise. As she removed her Samsung s8 galaxy from her pocket.

"Oh cool, your still using the phone I got you for your birthday," Eric smiled.

"Yeah, How did you managed to buy yourself and buy one for me as well anyway?" Heidi asked.

"I just asked for my allowance for the next 6months earlier it took a few but moooomms but i got there," Eric explained.

"Your the best Eric,"Heidi said. She reached over the table and kissed him on the lips. Soon after Eric stole her milkshake-he had several sips and began to tease her with it. They both giggled.

"Oh it's butters," Heidi said as she clicked on the notification.

"What the fuck does that little shit want!," Eric finished.

To be continued..

Things are getting pretty interesting now. Chapter 3 out soon. I'm at college the next 3 days so this chapter may take a little longer to arrive. Thanks for reading. Remember to leave a review, and add into your favorites so you can see it first, when the new chapters are up.