Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): little guy I-

Kirby: (mono-tone)trap.

Roy: eh?

(alarms goes off, 2 electric tazor prongs strike Roy in the back of his shins)

Roy:ZZZZ-ZZZZZZZ-ZZZZZZ-ZZZAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAA-AAARRRRRR-RRRRR-RRGGGGGG-GGGGG-GGG! (in Japanese) That hurt! I-

Kirby: 2nd trap

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): ah CRA-

(Roy falls into a pit, but stops at his hips)

OW! Man she was right-

Kirby: eh? Who? (puts the figurines away, the bookcase returns)

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): Zelda, she said that my hips were getting big, and she was right! Crap! No more super cheesy fries for me.

Kirby: (under his breathe) humans and their body figures.

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): un, why aren't you bawling anymore?

Kirby: I let big go out, then fine.

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): okay… I think I got the gist of it… you let everything out and you're fine?

Kirby: (nods) un-huh

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): well that's a nifty ability of yours. (strains) can ya help me out?

Kirby: (super hyper) okay!

(Kirby grabs Roy's hand and starts to pull)

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): now don't-OW-E-OW!! Great I'm stuck.

Kirby: I know!

(reaches into his mouth, pulls out some rope, ties it around Roy's hand then opens the door leading to the hallway, tying the rope to the doorknob)

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): unn, is this safe?

Kirby: worked for pilgrims, work for you

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): wait-what?!!??

(Kirby slams the door sending Roy flying)

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): CCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!!

(wham!)

Kirby: head hit door!

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): (all wobble-e and distorted, and walking around) if elected miss communist, tyranny will be a thing of the past.

Kirby: eh? why talk funny? What you say?

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): (shakes head) what am I doing here again…oh! Yeah, I-we Kirby!(Quickly grabs his clothing) we gotta go get the monster…in the…pool. Yea!

Kirby: yay! Roy not brain dead!

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): come one!

(skips to the bath house, Roy has his clothing on.)

Great! He's not here any-

(BUMB! The tremor makes waves in the pool)

Kirby: osside

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): (irritated) of coarse he is!

(the two run out of the castle to find a 10 story high monster heading for the waddle-Dee town)

Kirby: a really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really-

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): (irritated) okay I get it, big creature going to destroy town. How original. (normal tone)Dose De-De-De always get destructive monsters?

Kirby: da.(looks at the monster) looks like ink blot.

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): (also looks up) indeed

Kirby: I got this guy. KABOOM!

(nothing happens)

Kaboom! I call you! Why no you say (in deep voice) "warp-star" (normal voice)and den giv me warp star!

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): un, who's 'kaboom'?

Kirby: Moai-sprit holding warp star. KABOOM! WHY NO ANSWER!?!?

(goes to a Moai mount, loud snoring is heard, camera zooms to a sigh)

"sleeping for the next full moon to build up strength, seek guidance elsewhere"

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): ya know, I don't think that the warp star is comin'

Kirby: KA…kay-yea-you-right. Moon bright for only half.

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): what dose that have to do with this predicament?

Kirby: eh?

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): excuse me, this problem?

Kirby: I benno. I just-

(monster lets out a roar that knocks down the camera)

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): it's okay I got it! (sets the camera right)

Kirby: as sayin', I benno, I just point…out

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): how are we gonna get a ride, that is fast, and has heavy fire power?

Kirby: gots a sol-cu-tion!

(Roy gives Kirby a funny look)

Err…solution! To da king's garage!

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): you've gatta be kiddin' me! What doesn't this king have, I mean, access to N.M.E., endless hallway of canned food, and now a pimped out ri-hey-wait up!

(the 2 are in a dark room. So dark they cannot see)

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): OW! crap! I stubbed my toe…

Kirby: (whines)onda bak of my heel!

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): sorry! sorry! Ah! Found the light switch.

(all the lights turn on to a 40x20ft garage with the king's car, that looks like a jalopy re-designed, colored with red and yellow and has a self operated cannon turret behind where the driver's seat is suppose to go)

I can drive(really fast and under his breathe) although-not-legally. (normal tone) Can you shoot?

(Kirby gives a look as if saying "big freaking DUH!")

Okay then, we're good to go!

(Roy hops in the driver's side, attempts to reach the steering wheel, but comes too short, Kirby hops in the turret)

Kirby: un…seat a-gust-tor

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): I know, the seat adjustor. Hey, Kirby, what-not that I expect you to know, but what dose "S" on the stick shift mean?

Kirby: ide-ways.

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): (curiously) sideways?

Kirby: da. Is use-fu for straph-ing

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): strafing, I think you mean.

Kirby: da.

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): and how do you know this?

Kirby: (nervously stammering) um, un, hmm, (screaming) you know nothing! (normal tone) we get monstar.

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): right.

(Roy starts the car)

Kirby: WAIT!

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): what?

Kirby: 'eatbelts

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): I hope you mean seatbelts.

(Roy and Kirby fasten their seatbelts)

Crap, we forgot to open the garage d-

Kirby: 3-2-1-go!

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): wait-what!?

(Kirby presses a button on the turret, that is labeled "super kick", the car speeds forward)

Holy- CCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

("BOOOOM!" the car is outside and Roy is ducking down while driving though the ludicrously long driveway)

Kirby: eyes on raaod!

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): oh yeah! ( looks up) I hope there isn't a scratch on the car.

Kirby: is un-break-a-bell!

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): and you know this how?

Kirby: you know nothing. Monstar! 5000 paces and closing!

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): I have to get closer.

(Roy accelerates, constantly changing gears)

Whoa, there are 7 gears!

(the car drives to 50 feet close to the tar-like monster, and the car tops It's speeds)

Kirby: taking shot! Jump!

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): wait-what?

Kirby: unda your 'ight 'ingar

( the car jumps 40 feet into the air)

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): is there anything this car can't do?

(the turret shoots a beam, sending the car far back, but puts a 10 feet "I can see you" hole though the monster)

Kirby and Roy: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(thump!)

(the car came to a complete stop, Roy and Kirby has these blank faces)

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): ohh-ho-my!

Kirby: (jumps into the air and clicks heels) who up 'or 'ound 2!?!?

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): (stammering) r-r-r-r-round 2!?

Kirby: da, monstar not dead, just got HUUUUGE hole in'em!

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): (sighs) fun.

Kirby: YEAH! GREAT HUH?!

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): not if you loath whiplash.

Kirby: wha whiplash?

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): oh yea, that's right, you don't even have a neck.

Kirby: quiet!

(Roy accelerates the car)

Kirby: aren't-cha-glad-I reminded you to fasten seatbelt?

(this warning is for all the stupid people that can/will try this stunt. Don't try it, mainly because this is a fan-fic, not a "try this stunt at home" example. This car is totally souped up. Unless you can bend reality, DON'T TRY THIS! YOU'RE AN F!#$! IDIOT IF YOU DO!)

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): yes I'm glad, I be right about onda side of the road.

Kirby: monstar! 6000 paces and closing!

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): Kirby, did-ja notice that the nearest town is like…a ½ hour drive? Why is that?

Kirby: I benno…wait, I-no that-monstar 3000 paces and closing!

(Kirby and Roy get close to the monster again)

G.P.S. voice: you are…15 minutes away from…loyalist town.

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): OHH-HOO! CRAP! We have 15 minutes to destroy this monster from destroying the town! Any other weapons we have? A freeze ray? Magma cannon? Something that'll help destroy a goop-monster?

Kirby: 'emme see…

(Kirby looks though the weapon choices it beeps every time it changes)

Kirby: 'eeze 'ay out, 'agma out, hmmm…is goopy monstar all watery?

Roy(in Japanese w/caption below): unn…I…think…