Jotaro was woken up from his nap by Holly telling him that he had visitors. It didn't take long for Polnareff and Joseph to burst in the room.
Jotaro grimaced hoping to forget everything that happened but now he knew that would be damn near impossible.
''Yare Yare Daze...''
''What the hell did you do!?'' Polnareff yelled making Jotaro inwardly wince at the pitch.
''I didn't do anything...'' Jotaro mumbled.
''Yeah! I heard that that was the problem! How could you forget your anniversary AND then take someone else out on a date instead! Oh and also Kakyoin told me that you have failed to make him cum not once not twice but three fucking times! You finished and rolled over without thinking of him! Are you fucking crazy!?''
''I don't see how any of this is your business! And how could you say all of this in front of my grandpa!?'' Jotaro hissed getting pissed, he was slightly blushing from embarrassment. He's pretty sure that his mother heard as well at this point. Great. Just great.
''Listen Jotaro, I've been around the block...nothing can shock me anymore...this is nothing but child's play to me. Now I do admit that I failed to make a few ladies...reach their peak because I was too focused on myself. But...you have to grow out of that Jotaro...that's immature and selfish-
''Yare yare daze!'' Jotaro blushed a little deeper,''Mind your own fucking business you two!''
''Kakyoin is pretending to be all macho and unbothered by this but I heard crying in his voice! He sounded all stoic like normal but his voice was wavering...fucking wavering Jotaro! Kakyoin is a cool-headed and calculated individual! He never loses his cool! He LOVES you Jotaro to even be moved to tears like that. What the fuck were you thinking?''
''Kakyoin doesn't cry. You're full of shit.'' Jotaro mumbled rolling his eyes.
Polnareff sighed,''He deserves better than you. Wha are you afraid of? Are you afraid of falling in love? Is that why you sabotage everything?''
''I don't sabotage,'' Jotaro argued.
Polnareff sighed,''Look, love can be scary and it's new to you and Kakyoin...but he's really upset about this...and you made him start wondering if you were embarrassed to take him out on dates because of his gender...is that the issue?''
''No,'' Jotaro answered coldly.
''Then why did you avoid taking Kakyoin out but rushed to take out a female with practically the same damn name?''
''It was a coincidence...'' Jotaro mumbled.
Joseph sighed,''I have never been with another man...but there was a man that I had feelings for back in my day and I would have never dreamed of acting on it...but society is more accepting of this sort of thing now Jotaro...you don't have to hide and pretend to be straight...''
''Shut up old man,'' Jotaro growled.
Polnareff sighed shaking his head,''We're getting no where with you.''
Jotaro noticed the frenchman turning to leave and said,''I don't know what to do...''
''Are you asking for help?'' Polnareff asked over his shoulder. Jotaro made a sound of affirmation.
Polareff spun around happily,''Yay! Let's get started shall we! I'll teach you all about love and how to be a gentleman!''
''Yare yare daze...'' Jotaro mumbled instantly regretting asking for help.