Plot Bunnies From Beyond Chapter 2: Hidan X Sakura, a naruto fanfic

"Repent you fucking heathen"

That's what was yelled at me the second opened my door about 5 weeks ago. The 'person' who shouted was big, not like fat big, but like I-can-snap-your-nek-with-one-hand big. That obviously scared me, so instead of going and getting my mail like I had planned I screamed and slammed my door shut.

"Oi open the damn door!" came his slightly muffled voice from the other side of my protective barrier. He sounded so angry I thought he was just going to break it down.

"G-go away or I'll call the cops!" I weakly yelled back. Not my bravest moment but hey, he was fucking terrifying. He has to be over 6'5", and he's so muscular. Silvery slicked back hair gave him a punk look.

"Fine!"

That was the end of our shouting match for the day. I never did go get my mail.

The next time I saw him was in an ally. I was on my way home from the grocery store when I ran into a couple of thugs. Now remember, I'm not exactly brimming with courage, but I do admit I have a horrible temper which sometimes makes me say things I really shouldn't.

"Hey Girlie, watcha got in the bags there?" the one with the blue shirt. His friend wearing a Hollister beanie circled around until he was directly behind me, making me very uncomfortable.

"Just some food..." I hesitantly replied. Blue shirt grinned wider while Hollister started tugging at one of the bags in my arms.

"That must have cost you a lot of money! Do you happen to have any more for us?"

By then I was ready to start crying, but I would never do something so degrading in front of these freaks. "N-no I don't...s-sorry"

"Well maybe you should let me check, just in case ya know?
The second blue fully entered my personal space my common sense switched off.

"Well maybe you should take a shower" I practically growled as I yanked my arm away and stepped back. That obviously did not make them happy cause Hollister pulled out a knife. For every step they took towards my I took a step back until I hit something hard...and warm?

I looked up to see the shocking bright violet eyes of the creepy guy that was at my door three days ago. His anger then was nothing compared to the hostility he was emitting at that moment.

"Leave you street scum or face the consequences "He said in a pleasantly deep voice. I mean, he didn't sound pleasant, more homicidal, but you know what I mean right?

Anyway, Dumb and dumber were only mildly affected by my hero as the still came towards us, but with a more cautious step. The man behind me changed his place so that he would be blocking me from the instead. When blue punched him square in the gut I for the life of me couldn't figure out why he didn't hit the dude back. I mean he was twice his size!

Apparently that gave those two idiots a vote of confidence cause the tried to shove my savior to the side and continue toward me. But that didn't work and then, I almost couldn't believe it, the stabbed him. Right in the heart. It seemed they were just as shocked as me because they quickly ran off with matching expression of horror as he fell to the ground. I dropped the bags and rushed to his side, hugging his strangely clean not bloody body.

"Are you okay? Wait that was a stupid question, of course you're not ok! Why didn't you fight back you idiot? You could have taken them!"

"Angels aren't supposed to fight humans"

And I swear to what ever god there is I would have just got up and left this crazy psychopath for the authorities to find if he hadn't slowly stood up and casually pulled the fucking Knife out of his chest.

After gaping at him for what must have been too long for comfort he finally snapped at me to quite staring and hurry up. He grabbed my bags started walking as I slowly followed still not comprehending everything. It took me a few minuets to realize we were headed to words my apartment building.

When we were finally safe in my living room we kinda just stared at each other.

"Soo.." I started off awkwardly" You're an Angel?"

"Yes" came his bunt reply. I shifted slightly uncomfortable with the position I'm sitting in, but I don't exactly want to be sprawled out looking undignified in the presence of a holy being.

"And your here why?"

"I'm fucking being punished"

"Being punished how?"

How exciting, I have a fallen angel sitting in my house. I'm pretty sure he's getting sick of playing 20 questions with me but I let my curiosity free.

"I'm stuck on tis damn earth until I finfish my given task"

"What task?"

"I gotta save someone."

"Save them from what?"

"Evil" ...What a lame answer.

"WellthatsgreatIwishyougoodluckbyebye!" I say in one big run-on sentence. Suddenly I just want this guy out of my house.

I'm in the process of trying to pull him off my arm-chair when he speaks three despair inducing words. "I can't leave"

"Why not?" I practically whine as the bad felling in my gut grows.

"I haven't saved you yet!"

"Weill you technically you saved me from evil muggers. Although you did get your self stabbed..."

"I had hurt that asshole then I would be stuck on earth! My immortality would weaken and Id start to age like you pathetic humans and I wouldn't ba able to enter heaven again until l I actually fucking died!"

"Oh"

"So I'm stuck here until I can rid your puny little heart of hatred and evil"

It was then when it was unofficially announced the holy being was staying at mt apartment until he returned home.

Hours later I learned his name was Hidan and he really likes pineapples.

Fast forward two weeks, I'm sitting on my couch next to Hidan who is currently eating pineapple chucks out of a can and watching some crappy T.v show. It was actually quiet peaceful, that is until he opened his big mouth.

"She has a nice ass"

"Ugh you reject! What kind of angel says that?!"

"It was a compliment! What's wrong with that?"

"Just please tell me they're not all like you"

"Nope! I'm one of a kind baby"

Just for the record, I did not blush when he grinned up at me and called me baby. I was just hot is all.

Another week passes and we grow closes and close. Hidan explains a lot of stuff to me about his kind, but when I ask about where he's from or what he did to get sent here he gets really vague and stops taking to me. Geez sometimes he has more mood swings than a twelve-year-old girl.

Regardless I think I've started to get really attached to that meat head.

And that scares me.

Lately Hidan has been leaving for longer and longer periods of time. I'm just a little worried.

It's not like I actually care or anything because caring too much can get you hurt bad, and who wants that?

It's painful and it makes you want to cry and maybe even jump out of the window of your 8th floor apartment. But those are bad thoughts, and when Hidan is around the aren't, so I'm just using him right?

Nothing else.

It was something else, and now it hurts hurts hurts and nothing you do can fix it because there's absolutely nothing you can possibly do anyways so why even try.

I had just got home after another grocery run (And this time I bought more than enough cans of pineapples) when I saw him just staring out the window. He was looking toward the sky, or maybe looking towards his home? He looked so calm and so...emotionless, something I didn't think was possible for someone like him.

He slowly turned to face me, a blank look on his face that made my stomach drop. And some how I just knew what he was going to say next.

"I'm leaving...for good".

I want to say I handled it like a mature adult, but I bawled like a baby, begging him not to leave me.

Still he continued towards the door without hesitation.

"I don't want you to leave because I funnily realize what I've been feeling! I love you Hidan!"

He pause only for a second.

"I know"

And with that the door closed behind him and my world fell apart.

I laid on the floor for hours, staring into space and ignoring everything around me.

Am I so unlovable?

Why is it that everybody leaves me.

Mom and Dad left me.

My best friend Ino left me.

My boyfriend Sasuke left me.

And so did my fallen guardian angel.

My heart hurts.

I wish it would stop.

It would all be better if I died.

Maybe I could go to heaven and be with Hidan.

Ah, but Suicide is a sin.

Oh well, maybe I'll be stupid enough to fall in love with someone in hell.

I was on the ledge.

Ready to just walk off and fall

fall

But just as I closed my eyes took the final step an arm shot out from inside my window.

I was puled against a warm chest that smelled of man and fruit. Two arms held me so tightly, and my hurt melted away.

From my happy daze I heard his deep deep voice say I'm here to stay".