Chapter 2 –

"Nearing the destination"

The next few days at the hotel went by fast. I slept with kakuzu

After hidan's 'moment', since I really didn't want to put up with

Him anymore. I guess kakuzu didn't sleep well last night,

because he keeps glaring at me every chance he gets. "What

the hell is wrong with you kakuzu?!" I yelled at him. Hidan gave

me a look that said 'you're gonna get yourself killed.' Kakuzu

just kept walking, ignoring me. "hey, I asked you a question."

"I never thought our mission would be such a pain in the ass.

I mean being stuck with hidan alone is a living hell, but with

You, you just add to the hell. And besides, he won't even pay

Attention to the mission. All he can think is 'when can I touch

Yukiko next'. You're a fucking destraction." "well, it's not like

I wanted my father to sell me to anyone, let alone a freak like

You!" "I'm not a freak and I suggest you keep your mouth shut

Before I rip it off!" kakuzu screamed at the top of his lungs.

~ooh, looks like I hit a nerve there…that was…amusing~ I

Snickered in my head. "oi, kakuzu, the wench isn't yours

To boss around, and she isn't a fucking destraction."

"yeah whatever, I don't want to argue over some stupid girl,

So both of you 'can it'." He stated. I turned to hidan as I quietly

Asked, "does the akatsuki have any female members?" "there

Is konan, but she's always in pein's office, doing Jashin-knows-

What." "how many members are there?" "well if you include

Me and my dumbass partner, konan, and pein, there are 10

Of us." "kakuzu, are any of the guys pervs or do any of them

Actually have good manners." You said looking at hidan as

You did so. "some are, kisame, probably not, itachi won't,

Tobi's too much of a good boy, zetsu won't, he might try to eat

You though, pein might, you know about hidan, I won't, sasori

And deidara might, though I highly doubt that sasori would try

Anything. Does that answer your question? Now leave me

Alone." My mouth went agape as I thought about living with all

Of those men, even if some of them aren't perverted. Hidan

Decided to add to this thought as he said "the only reason they

Would try to touch you is because you're hot and can't get

Laid." He said smirking. ~remind me to make sure he pays for

That~ "says the perverted vampire who tried to rape me." I

Retorted, leaving hidan in a disappointed, annoyed face.

~bingo, payback stings doesn't it hidan?~ I chuckled at

The look he was giving me. "maybe if you acted like you were

My girlfriend they wouldn't try anything, they know not to

Mess with the jashinist when they see him." "thanx hidan,

And I guess you want something out of this?" "well, you

Wouldn't have to put up with the others, right? I mean

I would need at least a kiss." He said, a smirk tugging at

His lips. Kakuzu rolled his eyes. "hey kakuzu, do you think I

Could just stick by you, your partner is a real freak." Hidan's

Eyes bulged out of his head as he looked hurt. "I'm not as

Much of a freak as the money-bastard you're talking to…"

"fine" I heard come from kakuzu.

It wasn't much later when we reached the hideout. As we

Entered, I saw a girl with long, blonde hair. "is this konan?"

The blonde girl looked insulted. "deidara here isn't a woman,

But he sure does pass as one, eh deidara-chan?" "don't call me

That, un. And no, I am not konan." "oh, sorry deidara." "it's ok,

I make an exception for hot girls like you." He said with a pervy

Smirk on his lips. "would you like to get to know me better?"

"umm…no thanks." I said as I started to walk off with kakuzu,

Leaving kakuzu at the entrance, getting into another fight with

Deidara. As we walked past the frontroom, I saw about 5 guys

Watching tv. ~so that must be where they all hang..~ I was brough back to reality as I bumped into someone. I looked up

To see red eyes glaring down at me. "s-sorry." I apologized.

"hmph." ~they all have no manners, huh~ he continued

Walking. I was finaly to their room, and I went to the bathroom

To take a shower. When I came out I saw kakuzu laying on the

bed, on his back, with his eyes closed. Hidan wasn't in sight,

so I guessed he was in the frontroom. I crawled onto the bed

with kakuzu and fell asleep.

--two hours later—

I woke up by a guy in a lollipop mask yelling "you are a pretty

Girl and tobi is a good boy!" I held back a laugh as deidara came

In the room, covered from head-to-toe in pink paint. "Damnit

Tobi! I swear this time you're dead, hmm!" tobi hid behind me

Seeking protection. "no sempai, tobi is a good boy! Did you

Meet the pretty lady?" "tobi, don't change the subject, and

Yes, I did meet yukiko." "leave him alone deidara. For me?"

You saw his face lighten up as he asked "what do I get?"

"nothing" a voice from behind me said. ~that's right, I forgot

All about kakuzu. I fell asleep next to him.~ "no fair, why do

You get her kakuzu? I want a fuck toy too, yeah." He whined

"no, she's mine." His arms wrapped around my middle

Protectively as he said this. I blushed. Deidara grabbed tobi by

The collar and stormed out of the room. Kakuzu's arms were

Still around my waist, as I fell back down on the bed. Hidan

Came back in the room, and as soon as he saw our position,

He glared at the form behind me. He whispered to himself

"lucky bastard" I smiled and leaned back into kakuzu, my body

Flat against his.

Ok, that's it for chapter 2, did you like it? The next one is a citrus, those of you who like those. (like me) remember, this is my first story, so no flames please.