Dipper groaned, "AAAAAAAAH," he yowled as he passed out. He was given a vision by Soos. "DIPPER! YOU ARE ON A MISSION TO DESTROY THESE!" he pulled out a roll of paper with the names of the planets written down on them. Dipper grabbed a spoon and woke up.
"Wait, why do I have a spoon?" Dipper asked himself. He lifted his hands up, "ABRA KADABRA, ALAKAZAM!" he yelled as he made the spoon expand in size. He rode on the spoon through space as the spoon left a trail of rainbows behind. The rainbows trailed back to Gravity Falls, destroying all of the beings who liveGd there.
Dipper stepped off his spoon once he got to the home of the planets and hung onto the spoon. "LOOK OUT, HERE I COME!" he yelled as he grabbed Saturn with the spoon, and threw it in the air towards Pluto, which was crushed under the weight. Saturn then fell into a black hole.
"THE ENEMIES! AGH!" Dipper yelled. He was countered by five angry nyan animals. The animals were a cat, a dog, a rabbit, a bear and a fish. Though he was outnumbered, Dipper used his spoon to shovel the animals away and into the black hole.
As Dipper flew back down to Earth, he passed an elf having a tea party with a caveman and an octopus. The elf smiled, "Hey Dipps, care to have some tea?" He asked as Dipper passed.
"I'm not fond of tea, thank you very much."