"Ok, i'll go first. Since I am the oldest"

Zuko scoffed.

"Oldest my foot"

Sokka grinned evilly.

"Ok, so when we were in the New Water city, well uh. Yeaaaah."

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Sokka looked around.

Where the heck had everyone gone?

Then, just out of the corner of his eye, he spotted Toph walking down the street.

"Oi, Toph!" He yelled, successfully gaining everyone's attention but hers.

(Insert smacking sound)

"Owwwww. Let me tell the dang story, will ya? jeez"

He ran down the street, following the pink robe.

"What the hell Sokka? I don't wear pink!!"

(Insert more smacking)

"Jeez! green, pink, same diff!"

He followed Toph around a few corners, then she stopped at a dead end, and turned around.

"How come I have no memory of this?"

"Shut up Toph, you're about to find out"

(Insert smacking sound)

"I see that i've caught you now, friend of the Avatar"

"'Giggle'. Oh my gosh, it that 'giggle' how she talked?"

"Will you stop interrupting me Toph?? And no, that isn't what she said, but I can't remember what she was saying, I wasn't paying attention!"

"Typical"

"Shut up Katara!!!"

Slowly, she advanced on him, then pushed him against the wall, pressing her sultry lips against his.

"What the heck Sokka? You're turning this into porn!!"

Ok, not really. She slammed him into the wall and french-kissed him. blunt enough?

"Yes, but what the heck is this?? You were with us the whole time!"

"Yeah, you're right Katara, This is the dream I had while I napped in the hay cart, happy?"

"So you've never kissed a girl?"

"I.... didn't say that"

"Then tell us that story"

"I can't remember it"

"Ok, You lose"

(Insert Face-palming)

"Ok, Ive never kissed a girl besides you Katara! Happy??"

"Mildly"

Sokka moodily poked the fire with a stick.

"Hehe" his eveil mind thought. "Maybe I should runt hem through with this, then pickpocket them all MUAHAHAH!"

"Um, Sokka?"

"Oh crud, was that out loud?"

(Insert sound of cracking knuckles)

"Yes"

(Insert Sokka's screams of pain)

"You guys are mean!!"

"Yeah, live with it. Zuko goes next" Toph finished.

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