Heey!
Welcome back to our popular (*drop*) documentation soap opera about Yugi,
his friends, and the inescapable camping trip! Now we´ve got the deciding,
will there be a camping trip? Let´s see if Yami and Yugi are awake now.
Yugi: *sleeps*
Yami: *takes a shower*
Wow.
Yami: Hey! *covers the camera*
Damn.um *cough* Well, at least he´s awake. Oh, Tea´s awake, too! Seems like she´s cleaning.
Tea: *humms* *cleans picture frames*
Ack.let´s run, I guess she´s up to another friendship speech.*gulps* They can last for hours, you know! Well, Tristan and Joey are awake too, and they have breakfast. O.O Gimme a break - Breakfast?? Joey? Tristan? In their pajamas? Have Breakfast?? Don´t tell me they live together!! Oh. The regie told us. It´s true, they live together. With Serenity, and Duke, by the way. But Duke´s not available, because he lost when he was dueling Mai the last time, and now he has to operate the massage machine. Hm.I wonder if Marik´s awake now.
Malik: But, Isis! You can´t wake him up! Just have a look how cute he sleeps.
Isis: Don´t tell me what I´ve got to do, psycho -_- He dreams of destroying the pharaoh again, right?
Malik: *smiles* Yep!
Isis: -_- *beats the crap out of Malik*
Malik: *k.o*
Isis: Well, okay. *claps hands together* Marik! Get up! *Tipps a glass of water over Mariks head*
Marik: *mumbles* justfiveminuteslonger -
Isis: No way. Get up or you won´t get any gummy bears today.
Marik: *jumps up* Gummy bears? WHERE?
Ah, that´s the way you get him.*grins evilly* Veeeeery well.um. While Malik´s dreaming of little, flying millenia rods, and Isis feeds Marik with gummy bears, and Tristan and Joey having breakfast together *I just can´t get over it*, let´s have a look what Ryou and Bakura are doing.
Ryou: No, Bakura, wait - ah - oh, yeah, now you´ve got it - continue -
Bakura: Got it! Like I said, leave it to me *grins* Damn jelly glass.I showed you!!
Ryou: My hero! =^-^=
Bakura: Don´t even think about coming near me, Ryou. -_-
Ryou: Sorry *drop*
Bakura: By the way, the pharaoh called earlier.
Ryou: And -?
Bakura: What, and?
Ryou: What did he say?
Bakura: Oh. He asked if we wanna go camping or something like that.
Ryou: Camping? *eyes sparkling like stars* Sure we go!!
Bakura: *sigh*
Okay, after we misunderstood them -or, better, I did, I don´t know what about you ^-^- we can count on Ryou and his yami. Seems like Yugi´s the only one sleeping. I wonder how Yami wakes him up.
Yami: *bents over Yugi with a towel around his hips*
O.O uuh..
Yami: Hmph. *wrings out hair over Yugis face*
Yugi: *coughs*
Yami: Uh.did I drown him?
Yami!! You can´t drown the main character!!
Yami: I can´t?
NO!!
Yami: But I´m the almighty pharaoh!!
Yugi: Nice - could you get off me now?
Yami: Eh.yep. *gets up* I called the others while you were sleeping.
Yugi: Good. Do they join?
Yami: I had problems with the tomb robber *grumbles*
Yugi: Eh.right. We should do our packing. *grabs bagpacks*
Yami: *grabs phone*
DRRRRRINNNNG
Mokuba: YEAH?
Yami: *holds the phone about an arm-length away* Hi, Mokuba.
Mokuba: HI YAMI!!
Yami: oO Ehm, everybody´s joining. We´re gonna meet you tomorrow morning, in front of your mansion. See ya. *hangs up*
Mokuba: *drop* I was the one supposed to order around.
Let´s waste a little time on packing ^-^ First, Ryou and Bakura.
Bakura: Why do we have to pack all this stuff? *mutters*
Ryou: *packs bag* Because we go camping. We need that.
Bakura: *sits down on the bed and watches, pouting* What IS camping, anyway?
Ryou: *sighs annoyed* You drive out somewhere, the forest most of the times, put up tents, make a fire and sleep there.
Bakura: ----WHAT??
Ryou: What´s wrong with that-?
Bakura: I´m NOT going to sleep in a tent! Never ever!!
Ryou: *shrugs* You can sleep outside the tent or stay here. But I guess, Tea´s going to join, and Yami too.
Ow, bad move, Ryou --- for we all know that Yami and Bakura both got the hots for Tea and end up birching everytime.
Bakura: O.O Oh, well - but just this time, and never again.
Ryou: ^-^ *thinks* Ha, I get him with this every time.
Yeah, silent waters are deep indeed.*sigh* And that´s though Ryou and Yugi were both cute and innocent. Just to hope that Yugi stays this way.
oO?
Isis: MALIK!!
Malik: Yes, sis. -_-
Malik has to be nice with her, for he doesn´t get dinner if he isn´t. ^-^
Isis: Have a look on Marik, if he packs his stuff as I told him.
Malik: *walks up to Mariks room, grumbling* Marik?
Marik: *stands in front of his mirror with his gummy bear costume* gummy bears, they´re here and there and eeeverywheeere..*sings*
Malik: O.O *drop* *returns to Isis* He isn´t packing. He´s singing.
Isis: *sighs* Again? --MARIK!!
Marik: *flinches, tries to get rid of the costume as fast as possible* Yes, sis?
Isis: Did you pack your stuff already?
Marik: Yes!
Malik: *whispers to Marik* How did you do that--?
Marik: *proudly presents his bag* I´ve got one packed everytime, because Isis has got her journey tic every two months. ^-^
Malik: *drop*
Hm, So, the Ishtar-siblings are packing. Should bet he same with Joey, Tristan, Serenity, Duke and Mai, because they´re just supporting actors and actually have parts in this story because it´s a parody and a parody can´t work well without supporting actors. At Tea´s.
Tea: Hm. Should I pack this photo, ort his one?
Hey, Tea ^-^Did you pack your stuff already?
Tea: Sure! *shows her bag*
Uh - photos? You take photos along?
Tea: They aren´t just "photos", they´re photos of my friends! And they´re important to me, because.
Ah, well.let´s get out of here. We gave a packed bag to Tea, because she couldn´t pack it herself. The photos were too important. Let´s see how Yugi and Yami are doing. We guess, the Kaiba-brothers can pack their stuff themselves, because Mokuba convinces Seto every time again to take him camping. ^-^
Yami: What´s that?
Yugi: Marshmallows.
Yami: What for?
Yugi: To eat -_- *slowly gets annoyed*
Yami: Wow, great. *pauses* But they don´t look like somebody could eat them.
Yugi: You can, trust me.
Yami: Okay. *pauses* Yugi?
Yugi: Yeah? *counts ´til ten in thoughts*
Yami: Is Tea joining, too?
Yugi: Yes.
Yami: Good. *pauses* Yugi?
Yugi: What issss it?
Yami: Oh, nothing. *pauses* Yugi?
Yugi: It´s ENOUGH! Get out! Go and count boosterpacks down in the store!!!
Yami: Uh, okay. *pauses* Eh, Yugi?
Yugi: *deathglare* I see you still are here.
Yami: Mommy ---*runs off*
Yugi: Oh Ra, to what did I give my authentication *sighs*
Yeah, that´s what I´m wondering about all the time, Yugi-chan -_-
See ya! Next episode: Camping begins!!
Yugi: *sleeps*
Yami: *takes a shower*
Wow.
Yami: Hey! *covers the camera*
Damn.um *cough* Well, at least he´s awake. Oh, Tea´s awake, too! Seems like she´s cleaning.
Tea: *humms* *cleans picture frames*
Ack.let´s run, I guess she´s up to another friendship speech.*gulps* They can last for hours, you know! Well, Tristan and Joey are awake too, and they have breakfast. O.O Gimme a break - Breakfast?? Joey? Tristan? In their pajamas? Have Breakfast?? Don´t tell me they live together!! Oh. The regie told us. It´s true, they live together. With Serenity, and Duke, by the way. But Duke´s not available, because he lost when he was dueling Mai the last time, and now he has to operate the massage machine. Hm.I wonder if Marik´s awake now.
Malik: But, Isis! You can´t wake him up! Just have a look how cute he sleeps.
Isis: Don´t tell me what I´ve got to do, psycho -_- He dreams of destroying the pharaoh again, right?
Malik: *smiles* Yep!
Isis: -_- *beats the crap out of Malik*
Malik: *k.o*
Isis: Well, okay. *claps hands together* Marik! Get up! *Tipps a glass of water over Mariks head*
Marik: *mumbles* justfiveminuteslonger -
Isis: No way. Get up or you won´t get any gummy bears today.
Marik: *jumps up* Gummy bears? WHERE?
Ah, that´s the way you get him.*grins evilly* Veeeeery well.um. While Malik´s dreaming of little, flying millenia rods, and Isis feeds Marik with gummy bears, and Tristan and Joey having breakfast together *I just can´t get over it*, let´s have a look what Ryou and Bakura are doing.
Ryou: No, Bakura, wait - ah - oh, yeah, now you´ve got it - continue -
Bakura: Got it! Like I said, leave it to me *grins* Damn jelly glass.I showed you!!
Ryou: My hero! =^-^=
Bakura: Don´t even think about coming near me, Ryou. -_-
Ryou: Sorry *drop*
Bakura: By the way, the pharaoh called earlier.
Ryou: And -?
Bakura: What, and?
Ryou: What did he say?
Bakura: Oh. He asked if we wanna go camping or something like that.
Ryou: Camping? *eyes sparkling like stars* Sure we go!!
Bakura: *sigh*
Okay, after we misunderstood them -or, better, I did, I don´t know what about you ^-^- we can count on Ryou and his yami. Seems like Yugi´s the only one sleeping. I wonder how Yami wakes him up.
Yami: *bents over Yugi with a towel around his hips*
O.O uuh..
Yami: Hmph. *wrings out hair over Yugis face*
Yugi: *coughs*
Yami: Uh.did I drown him?
Yami!! You can´t drown the main character!!
Yami: I can´t?
NO!!
Yami: But I´m the almighty pharaoh!!
Yugi: Nice - could you get off me now?
Yami: Eh.yep. *gets up* I called the others while you were sleeping.
Yugi: Good. Do they join?
Yami: I had problems with the tomb robber *grumbles*
Yugi: Eh.right. We should do our packing. *grabs bagpacks*
Yami: *grabs phone*
DRRRRRINNNNG
Mokuba: YEAH?
Yami: *holds the phone about an arm-length away* Hi, Mokuba.
Mokuba: HI YAMI!!
Yami: oO Ehm, everybody´s joining. We´re gonna meet you tomorrow morning, in front of your mansion. See ya. *hangs up*
Mokuba: *drop* I was the one supposed to order around.
Let´s waste a little time on packing ^-^ First, Ryou and Bakura.
Bakura: Why do we have to pack all this stuff? *mutters*
Ryou: *packs bag* Because we go camping. We need that.
Bakura: *sits down on the bed and watches, pouting* What IS camping, anyway?
Ryou: *sighs annoyed* You drive out somewhere, the forest most of the times, put up tents, make a fire and sleep there.
Bakura: ----WHAT??
Ryou: What´s wrong with that-?
Bakura: I´m NOT going to sleep in a tent! Never ever!!
Ryou: *shrugs* You can sleep outside the tent or stay here. But I guess, Tea´s going to join, and Yami too.
Ow, bad move, Ryou --- for we all know that Yami and Bakura both got the hots for Tea and end up birching everytime.
Bakura: O.O Oh, well - but just this time, and never again.
Ryou: ^-^ *thinks* Ha, I get him with this every time.
Yeah, silent waters are deep indeed.*sigh* And that´s though Ryou and Yugi were both cute and innocent. Just to hope that Yugi stays this way.
oO?
Isis: MALIK!!
Malik: Yes, sis. -_-
Malik has to be nice with her, for he doesn´t get dinner if he isn´t. ^-^
Isis: Have a look on Marik, if he packs his stuff as I told him.
Malik: *walks up to Mariks room, grumbling* Marik?
Marik: *stands in front of his mirror with his gummy bear costume* gummy bears, they´re here and there and eeeverywheeere..*sings*
Malik: O.O *drop* *returns to Isis* He isn´t packing. He´s singing.
Isis: *sighs* Again? --MARIK!!
Marik: *flinches, tries to get rid of the costume as fast as possible* Yes, sis?
Isis: Did you pack your stuff already?
Marik: Yes!
Malik: *whispers to Marik* How did you do that--?
Marik: *proudly presents his bag* I´ve got one packed everytime, because Isis has got her journey tic every two months. ^-^
Malik: *drop*
Hm, So, the Ishtar-siblings are packing. Should bet he same with Joey, Tristan, Serenity, Duke and Mai, because they´re just supporting actors and actually have parts in this story because it´s a parody and a parody can´t work well without supporting actors. At Tea´s.
Tea: Hm. Should I pack this photo, ort his one?
Hey, Tea ^-^Did you pack your stuff already?
Tea: Sure! *shows her bag*
Uh - photos? You take photos along?
Tea: They aren´t just "photos", they´re photos of my friends! And they´re important to me, because.
Ah, well.let´s get out of here. We gave a packed bag to Tea, because she couldn´t pack it herself. The photos were too important. Let´s see how Yugi and Yami are doing. We guess, the Kaiba-brothers can pack their stuff themselves, because Mokuba convinces Seto every time again to take him camping. ^-^
Yami: What´s that?
Yugi: Marshmallows.
Yami: What for?
Yugi: To eat -_- *slowly gets annoyed*
Yami: Wow, great. *pauses* But they don´t look like somebody could eat them.
Yugi: You can, trust me.
Yami: Okay. *pauses* Yugi?
Yugi: Yeah? *counts ´til ten in thoughts*
Yami: Is Tea joining, too?
Yugi: Yes.
Yami: Good. *pauses* Yugi?
Yugi: What issss it?
Yami: Oh, nothing. *pauses* Yugi?
Yugi: It´s ENOUGH! Get out! Go and count boosterpacks down in the store!!!
Yami: Uh, okay. *pauses* Eh, Yugi?
Yugi: *deathglare* I see you still are here.
Yami: Mommy ---*runs off*
Yugi: Oh Ra, to what did I give my authentication *sighs*
Yeah, that´s what I´m wondering about all the time, Yugi-chan -_-
See ya! Next episode: Camping begins!!