I do not own Bleach or the characters, but it is fun making them do funny, crazy, etc. The only characters I own are the made up ones which help the Bleach's characters along in the story.

Kenpachi: There's another one! (He cracked his neck from side to side getting ready to pull his weapon again.)

Yachiru: Oh come on Ken-chan. The last one wasn't that bad. We found Ichigo and the shop. The Maze was easy.

Kenpachi: Yeah, we did. Yes, the Maze was easy. I didn't understand why these weak humans complained about going through it.

Yachiru: I don't know why they complain, but no worries Ken-chan. I bet this time she might make it more interesting than the last one. (Smiling away trying to calm her best friend down.)

Kenpachi: *sigh* Well she better do it or else. (Putting his sword back to where it came from)

Yachiru: Yay! She will. (She smiled on the floor then grabbing a cookie in her mouth while Kenpachi sitting near the table drinking his tea.)

Enjoy ^_^

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Meaningful Short Cuts

They came to the human world to make sure the hollows weren't running amuck and help Ichigo and his friends out. The last six months Tōshirō Hitsugaya and Rangiku Matsumoto had been helping Ichigo and his friends. Now it was Kenpachi Zaraki and Yachiru Kusajishi's turn to look after them and kick some hollow ass. They were at the Yumisawa Children's Park in the town of Karakura. It was dark out and some of the lamps were on shining on the play ground equipment. Yachiru smiled and shouted running towards the swing set. She looked around trying to see what this thing can do. Grabbing one of the metal chains holding the seat up, she swung it forward. Her eyes were amazed by how it was moving. She stopped the swing patting the seat down while stepping in front of it. She placed her back at the swing then grabbing the metal chains with one swoop she lifted herself up plopping herself down. Kenpachi just leaned against the tree watching her play around on this strange thing. She was swinging her legs back and forth trying to make the thing move. She kept trying and was getting close.

"Ken-chan! Push me," She shouted.

He got off the tree walking over to her getting behind her to push. With one push he made her go fast. She was giggling and having fun on the swing she called it. He pushed again and this time a little harder. Yachiru didn't hold on tight enough and flew out of the seat. Kenpachi's eyes were wide seeing his vice captain flying towards the trees. Thankfully she landed on the branches. He jogged over to see if she was alright instead hearing laughing. With a couple of rustling through the trees she landed right on Kenpachi's strong shoulder.

"That was fun Kenny," She beamed.

"Glad you had fun," He spoke back. "We better find Ichigo and the others. I think they are at Urahara's Shop."

She nodded taking off with him into the night. She wondered if Ichigo would take them to this place again with Ken-chan. Maybe she could get Kenpachi to sit in the swing set and swing with her. They were lost again. They were at some school and the gates were closed. Yachiru tapped his head pointing at the roof of the school. "It should help us find Urahara's shop." They leapt over the gate then leading up to the roof. When they got there the town was beautiful with the lights that were up. Kenpachi was sensing Ichigo's powerful energy. It seemed to take too long finding his power. He was getting close on finding him until Yachiru shouted.

"What's the matter, Yachiru? A hollow?" He asked getting ready to pull out his sword.

"Look up Ken-chan," She pointed up in the dark sky. "Rukia told me about their stars and how sometimes they fall. They are falling right now. It's so pretty." Yachiru smiled. He looked up seeing the stars flying through the sky.

"Yeah they are. It reminds me of all the fallen men who fought me in the battle field," He grinned thinking of all the great and some pathetic battles he fought. Speaking of fighting someone… "Well our luck has changed." He laughed making Yachiru looked at him.

"What do you mean Ken-chan?" She asked.

"I found Ichigo and Urahara," He grinned jumping off the building heading towards Urahara's shop.

They ran and ran until they ended up at Urahara's shop; however Ichigo's scent was gone. He was pissed because he was so close to getting another chance to fight with the strawberry. They walked inside the shop seeing Ururu waiting for them. She led them into the living area. They saw Yoruichi and Urahara talking about Soul Society.

"What took you guys so long?" Jinta walked in asking. He was pissed how he was supposed to help the guests when they got there, yet they didn't show up at the time they were needed.

"I guess you should know that these two get lost very easily," Yoruichi spoke drinking her tea.

"We don't get lost. We just find short cuts," Yachiru smiled eyeing the snacks on the table.

Jinta shook his head at that thinking it wasn't a short cut. Short cuts should be short not long. He sighed and asked them if they wanted any tea. They both said yes then looked over at Urahara. Kenpachi asked when Ichigo would be back. He said that he would be back tomorrow afternoon and would be happy if they would stay. Jinta groaned when he came back into the room. His job was to help the guests with anything they needed. He'd gotten in trouble a few weeks ago and this was his punishment.

"When I see Ichigo again I will fight him with all my powers. This will be great," He laughed making the room shake. This didn't bother the vice captain at all. She was happy her Ken-chan was going to have fun with Ichigo. Back at the Kurosaki's house hold Ichigo got the chills.

"Something tells me tomorrow will be a bad day," Ichigo said lying back down on his bed. He was right the following day he was attacked when he stepped forth on the shop floor. Urahara was not happy that his shop was being destroyed. Yachiru was laughing at the strawberry trying to fight back or more like running away. Well they found Ichigo and got the chance to help them fight off some hollows while they were there.

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