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Once, there was a girl named Éponine. She was homeless, and dirty, yet she was beautiful and kind (hey, stop laughing!). Beautiful and kind. . .just like her mother. (yes, I CAN see you making fun of me right now) But her father was mean and evil (whee! Synonyms!) and forced her to marry an old, fat, ugly, toothless robber named. . .Montparnasse (dear God, if I'd only know how 'Parnasse looked like. . .). Our lovely (lady) Éponine didn't want to be married off.
So Éponine's kind and LOVELY *cough* *snort* *choke* mother pleaded on her behalf, but noooo, Éponine's father would not hear of it. So our dear Marie-Suze-*sees glares from Éponine fans* Ahem, I mean, *Éponine* ran away, and fell asleep on the street.
There was a certain passerby who went by the title "Monsieur Le Baron Marius Pontmercy". He found the girl, and took her home, thinking, /She's beautiful!/ (Oh, will you guys shut UP??!?)
The next morning, Éponine got up and stumbled into a handsome man.
"Hello!" The Baron said.
"Hello!" Éponine said.
Announcer: And now we take a commercial break, showing a clip of "The Life of Jean Valjean" complete with Javert pics! Not what you think! Stay tuned!
Author(sighing): Dear God, what has my deranged mind been up to? *to the wonderful reviewers* Oh, la di da. . .I love flames! *skips away happily, leaving reviewers to scoff at her*
Once, there was a girl named Éponine. She was homeless, and dirty, yet she was beautiful and kind (hey, stop laughing!). Beautiful and kind. . .just like her mother. (yes, I CAN see you making fun of me right now) But her father was mean and evil (whee! Synonyms!) and forced her to marry an old, fat, ugly, toothless robber named. . .Montparnasse (dear God, if I'd only know how 'Parnasse looked like. . .). Our lovely (lady) Éponine didn't want to be married off.
So Éponine's kind and LOVELY *cough* *snort* *choke* mother pleaded on her behalf, but noooo, Éponine's father would not hear of it. So our dear Marie-Suze-*sees glares from Éponine fans* Ahem, I mean, *Éponine* ran away, and fell asleep on the street.
There was a certain passerby who went by the title "Monsieur Le Baron Marius Pontmercy". He found the girl, and took her home, thinking, /She's beautiful!/ (Oh, will you guys shut UP??!?)
The next morning, Éponine got up and stumbled into a handsome man.
"Hello!" The Baron said.
"Hello!" Éponine said.
Announcer: And now we take a commercial break, showing a clip of "The Life of Jean Valjean" complete with Javert pics! Not what you think! Stay tuned!
Author(sighing): Dear God, what has my deranged mind been up to? *to the wonderful reviewers* Oh, la di da. . .I love flames! *skips away happily, leaving reviewers to scoff at her*