This is for my first reviewers Naruto 6969 and Tayi!!!
This is also for that long ass review from Ifrits Aeon.
I do not own the Naruto verse. If I did I would name it squishy. And it would be FUN!
Shina signing/writing
----------------------Naruto Verse: Akatsuki headquarters--------------
Aya was in no way happy. She was pissed. She gets sucked into a hole thing, gets separated from her family, and she is stuck in a dark cave. She was glad for 3 things. 1) She was smart enough to pack the gun in her bag, 2) she put the reloads in the bag as well, and 3) she had her computer.
She was walking around to find a way out. She sees a boy in an orange lollipop mask holding a slipper. A pink bunny slipper. The lollipop was currently yelling, "Tobi is a good boy!!!" seeming frantic.
Aya pulls out her gun and yells "Stop!!" The lollipop stops and asks
"Who are you?"
"I am Aya."
"Oh, Tobi is Tobi. Tobi is a good boy!!!"
Aya sighs and lowers the gun. "You can't be Tobi."
"Why can't Tobi be Tobi?"
"Tobi is a character from Naruto."
"Tobi knows who Naruto is!! Naruto is the 9 tailed bijuu."
"Sure have a nice day Tobi." Aya says as she walks away.
"Ok, Tobi will!!" Tobi runs off in some random direction. Aya continues walking. How long do these tunnels go on? Her stomach growls loudly. "Good god"
"It's Jashin!!" A voice yells.
"Who's there?" she yells pulling her gun back out.
"That's what we want to know," another voice says.
"I'm not gonna yell down a hallway for Jesus' sake!"
"Then turn around, un" Aya turns around and sees Hidan, Kakuzu, and Deidara.
"What the frigs man!! Is this some anime convention!! Why are there so many Akatsuki members in this god for saken cave!!!!" The men tensed at that. Kakuzu slams her in to a cave wall. "How do you know who the Akatsuki are?"
"Yeah and what is an anime and a cosplayer, un."
"It's Jashin! Jashin you stupid bitch"
"…" Aya said.
"Answer, or else." Kakuzu says as he pushes her harder against the wall.
"Can't breathe…can't talk"
"Oh." He says as he drops Aya.
"Hidan, I believe in a god called God. Kakuzu, in my…zone you are characters in a comic book or in a anime."
"Can I kill the bitch now?"
"You don't believe me?"
"Of course, un."
"I can show you something from my world."
"Yeah what? It is a powerful weapon and very few have it. You sure you wanna see it?"
"Yeah you stu-"
"Okay you asked for it. Aya reaches into her backpack (AN: It is possible) and pulls out a can and sprays it into their faces. Throughout out the headquarters all you can hear is a girly scream.
"My eyes, they burn!" Kakuzu yells.
"Your eyes!! My mouth and nose!" Hidan yells
"Your mouth, my mouths!!" Deidara yells.
"What the hell was that shit?" Kakuzu yells.
"Mace or pepper spray. Deidara I suggest you stop rubbing your eyes it makes things worse." Aya looks at the men in front of her and says "Well you guys are having a moment so… by!!" Aya starts to run off. Kakuzu releases his strings and bounds Aya.
"You're coming with us," Kakuzu says still crying
"Sure take me to your leader." Aya says. As they walk they begin dragging her. They come to pair of stairs and Aya says, "Can you stop moving so fucking fast?" Kakuzu says,"Oh you want me to go faster." He goes up the stairs faster. "Fwaaahhhh, you're going to fast, it hurts!!"
"Kakuzu slow the Fuck down!!" Hidan yells, "She is getting annoying".
"Yes please slow down it hurts!!"
"No need we just reached the top of the stairs." Kakuzu says.
"Gaah the light it burns. Omg why you cruel god!!" Aya yells when they reach the sunlight.
The men looked at her like she was crazy and took her to the leaders office
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Naruto verse: Sunagakure ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
Oh Shina was going to murder Aya. She was being yelled at by the sand siblings and the Kazekage. Killer Bee wanted to kill her!! She looked at him and started laughing."And what is so funny." Gaara asks. Shina laughed even harder.
++++++++++Flashback+++++++++++
Shina was just transported into a freaking desert. She was transported into a town luckily but it was cold as hell and having shorts on was not helping at all. She was wandering around when she saw a giant building. She decided to go there to ask for directions. When she got to the door the door was locked. If she could speak she would have cursed every god in the universe.
Some drunken sand ninja walked past. "Hey honey wanna *hic* have some funn*hic*?"
Shina ignored the man. The man walked closer to her "Hey did you hear me." Shina sighed and turned around. What do you want? "Are you a ninja too?" What? "Hey answer the question!!"
Shina tried to walk around him but he grabbed her arm and forced into the wall. "Now you're gonna answer my question or it will hurt." He said as he reached down and squeezed her boobs. Shina freaked and threw him through the door and knocked him out. At least I can go through now. As she walked in she looked at the drunken man and saw he had a sand headband on and a kunai pouch. At that she freaked and ran around thinking OH MY GOD!! I'M IN THE VILLAGE HIDDEN IN THE SAND!!! WTF MAN!!! She ran around trying to find her way out. She ran into Killer Bee and freaked.
Killer Bee was Shina's favorite character. She was about to hug him when he spoke and said, "Who are you?" He didn't rap or anything. She sighed and walked off depressed.
"Hey you didn't answer my question!!" She kept walking until he grabbed her arm. She took him and threw him through a wall.
5 minutes later
Shina was running from sand, Wind, Darts, Kunai, Shuriken, and let's not forget wind. She was running as fast as a road runner. Why does this happen to me???? She asked herself. She turned down a hallway just as a wave of sand came at her. She runs down the hallway and meets… a dead end !!
Kankuro was the first person to arrive and Shina reached into her bag grabbed a can and threw it at his head. He caught it. "Huh? What is this mace?" He points the whole towards his eyes and sprays it.
"Holy shit my eyes!!!!" The others came in and Kankuro still holding the button sprayed them all starting with Gaara. Gaara started crying then the others joined in.
Shina couldn't help it she laughed so long that the people captured her.
+++++++++++END Flashback++++++++++++++++++++++
"Will you stop laughing!!!!"Killer Bee yelled.
Shina nods her head still gigling
"Now answer the questions. What village are you from?" Gaara asked.
"…"
"What rank are you?" Kankuro asked.
"…"
"What is your chakra type?" Temari asked.
"…"
"What was that weird substance you sprayed at us?" said the Raikage.
"…"
"Can you at least tell me your name?!!" yelled Killer Bee.
Shina was close to kicking their asses with both hands tied behind her back. Literally, when they captured her they tied her arms around her back.
Then her phone rings. It was her alarm and it just had to be Children's Story by Slick Rick
Uncle Ricky can you read us a bedtime please oh please oh please??
Alright ya'll kids get to bed and I'll get the story
Ya'll tucked in?
Here we go,
Once upon a time not long ago,
when people wore pajamas and lived life slow,
When laws were stern and justice stood,
and people were behavin' like they ought to good,
There lived a lil' boy who was misled,
by anotha lil' boy and this is what he said:
"Me, You, Ty, were gonna make sum cash,
robbin' old folks and makin' da dash",
They did the job, money came with ease,
but one couldn't stop, it's like he had a disease,
He robbed another and another and a sista and her
brotha,
tried to rob a man who was a D.T. undercover,
The cop grabbed his arm, he started acting erratic,
he said "Keep still, boy, no need for static",
Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap,
but little did he know the lil' boy was strapped,
The kid pulled out a gun, he said "Why'd ya hit me?",
the barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney,
The cop got scared, the kid, he starts to figure,
"I'll do years if I pull this trigga",
So he cold dashed and ran around the block,
cop radioes it to another lady cop,
He ran by a tree, there he saw this sista,
a shot for the head, he shot back but he missed her,
Looked around good and from expectations,
so he decided he'd hit for the subway stations,
But she was coming and he made a left,
he was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath,
Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him,(sorry)
then he made his move to an abandoned building,
Ran up the stairs up to the top floor,
opened up the door there, guess who he saw?,
Dave the dope fiend shootin' dope,
who don't know the meaning of water nor soap,
He said(I need bullets, hurry up, run)
the dope fiend brought back a spanking shotgun,
He went outside but there was cops all over,
then he dipped into a car, a stolen Nova,
Raced up the block doing 83,
crashed into a tree near university,
Escaped alive though the car was battered,
rat-a-tat-tatted and all the cops scattered,
Ran out of bullets and still had static,
grabbed a pregnant lady and pulled out the automatic,
Pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o' lead,
he told the cops(Back off or honey here's dead),
Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong,
so he let the lady go and he starts to run on,
Sirens sounded, he seemed astounded,
before long the lil' boy got surrounded,
He dropped the gun, so went the glory,
and this is the way I have to end this story,
He was only seventeen, in a madman's dream,
the cops shot the kid, I still hear him scream,
This ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh,
just another case about the wrong path,
Straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets CAST.
Good Night.
Girl:oh boy, that uncle Ricky is really weird
I don't know, what does he mean straight 'n' narrow or your soul gets cast?
I don't know, I think he'll be crackin' it up for us,... Good night
Shina nearly died from embarrassment as the song started playing again.
"What is that sound?" Killer Bee asks, "It's kind of catchy." Shina hits her head on the table until the friggin thing stopped.
The ninja in the room, except for Gaara, were looking at her disgustingly.
Shina sighed and motioned for a pen and paper.
It took Shina 10 freakin minutes for them to understand her and they pulled out a piece of paper and a pen.
Say nothing. I'm in a terrible mood so say NOTHING!!
"You can write but can't talk!!" Killer Bee and Kankuro asked at the same time. Idiots Shina thinks. They both got slapped by their older siblings yelling, "Baka!!"
"Ok let's start again." Temari said.
============================= Naruto verse: Orochimaru's hideout======================
Lily was scared. She could tell the place was dark. She could tell she was underground. She could hear screams but what scared her most was that she what she smelt. She could smell anesthetics, needles, and scalpels. She was currently in a room full of tubes. She heard some murmurs and hid behind one. She could tell there was a liquid flowing through it.
"So who are you?" The tube asks.
Shina shrieks and asks, "Why are you in a tube full of liquid? Wouldn't you drown?"
"Hey I asked first!"
"Ummmm, how about I ask a question you ask a question?" She was used to childish behavior. Shina and Aya always argued like little kids.
"Sure, what's your name?"
"Lily. What's yours?"
"Stupid name. My name is Suigetsu. How did you get here?" The newly named Suigetsu asked.
"Well I-" she stopped suddenly, "Someone is coming. Where can I hide?"
"Look around. What are you blind?"
"Yes." Lily says sullenly.
"Crap you can't hide anyway. Its Sasuke and Kabuto. Just stay here and say hi."
"Um, hi?" She heard a rush of movements and she moved just as a blade pressed in the air where her neck was. "Well that was rude!"
"You are in our place, touching our supp-" voice one started. It was a he judging by the voice and he sounded stuck up and happy. Probably about getting a new subject.
"Hey! I haven't touched anything. Plus I didn't even want to be here! I got sucked in by some weird portal an-"
"How did you dodge my sword?" Voice 2 says. He sounded cold, cynical, and more stuck-up than the first. She also detected sadness in his voice. She didn't like this man at all.
"I ducked." She said sarcastically. Voice 2 started to move to attack her she ducked when voice 1 joined she had smaller trouble but when a new presence arrived she couldn't detect it. She could tell when he poked her in the back and she fell asleep. Before she fell asleep she could hear the new presence saying, "Kabuto, why were you having trouble?"
"Sorry my lord she was to good for us."
"What about you Sasuke? You honestly think you can defeat your brother if you can't defeat her?"
She didn't hear his reply as he she sank slowly into unconsciousness.
Yes it sucked. I had to do this in 2 hours on a bet
Yes Lily's chapter was short. It's supposed to be.
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