A/N: Sorry I have been busy. I originally had a full story for this fic, but I realised that I won't spend enough time for it. To make up for it, it'll be a series of light hearted one shots, so you can quit reading whenever you want. Anyway, I didn't think this would get as much attention as it did, so please stop pming me to continue. I'm sorry, but I'll do it at my own pace thank you very much. Without further ado-

Girls are weird

On a grassy hill near the village of Ordon. Two friends were cloud watching with pure boredom.

"Girls are weird," Talo stated, looking up at the blue sky. His head was rested on his arms, as he lay on the grass, cloud watching.

"What makes you say that?" Collin asked, looking equally as bored as his friend.

"Well, none of them make sense," Talo answered.

"How so?"

There was a brief silence as Talo shut his eyes to think about it. The seconds grew into what seemed like hours, before Talo, opened his eyes once more.

"They just are," he said. "Like, Ilia, she goes around as being modest and kind, yet she dresses up all the time to look pretty."

"Girls like to look pretty…"

"What about Beth? She loves all the attention she can get, yet when we play with her, she just all of a sudden hates us."

"Girls don't play with swords…"

Talo tsked, obviously not convinced, as he sat up, crossing his arms defiantly.

"You're no fun Collin," he stated, standing up from his spot.

"Where are you going?"

"Going to play a prank on someone. Probably Ilia again or something. Or maybe that Zelda lady! Speaking of which, seen any good spiders that I can use this time?"

"N-No."

Talo tsked again, leaving the grassy hill. Collin sighed, watching his only male friend walk down towards the village. He stood up from his spot and followed Talo.

"I'm back mum," Collin called out, slipping off his sandals at the front entrance.

Inside, a young woman stared back at the young boy, a baby cradle in her arms.

"Welcome back Collin," Zelda said, her voice soothing to Collin's ears. "Your mother is out at the moment with your father."

"Oh okay…"

The young boy looked at the baby cradled in the young mother's arms. Then back at the beautiful face of Zelda. He remembered the previous week, when she showed up all of a sudden in the lake, bleeding from an arrow wound. The young mother Zelda, and her child Hylia. The bandit problem was becoming even worse, and he wasn't sure if his father was in peak condition anymore.

What would have happened if she wasn't found? Would she have died?

"Is there something on my face?" Zelda asked.

"U-Uh no, I was just thinking of something."

"I see," Zelda said, giving a gentle smile. "Well I'm going to get some fresh air with Hylia. Do you want to accompany me?"

Collin shook his head.

"I'll wait for my parents to come back. Dad would probably want to do some basic sword training with me."

"Alright, I'll be off then."

As Zelda left the house, Collin started to remember the conversation that he had with Talo.

Girls are weird.

Was Zelda weird as well? Surely not, she was kind, beautiful, and seemed to get along with everyone. She was modest like Ilia, but didn't flaunt her beauty. She accepted attention from others like Beth, but didn't cave into it. Maybe…just maybe, Zelda could prove to Talo, that not all girls were weird. The young boy clenched his fist in determination, no doubt was left in his mind. He will prove that Zelda, was normal.

The curious boy had followed the young woman for the majority of the afternoon, desperate to see if she was weird in anyway. She hadn't shown any signs of being weird. It was only after a good walk, he had followed Zelda to Ordon Spring, where he was now watching her…stand in the spring doing nothing. She just stood there, baby in her arms, staring at the cascading water flowing from the rocks.

Was this weird? She could be just enjoying the water around her feet. Five minutes passed, and nothing happened. Ten minutes soon became half an hour, and Collin was starting to get bored. What was Zelda doing?

He was starting to doze off, just watching Zelda stand there, until it happened. The unspeakable, the unthinkable, the horror itself.

A rock sailed through the air and knocked on Zelda's head, causing her to stumble back a bit.

Collin's jaw dropped from the suddenness of it, before he slowly turned his head to the culprit, seeing a familiar sight of a monkey. Those pests! Collin felt the need to step in and teach the monkey a lesson, but it was this moment that the young boy would never forget.

After Zelda recovered from her stumble, she crouched down, and grabbed the rock that was thrown at her. She turned and looked towards the monkey, her back towards Collin. The monkey was hysterical, as Zelda pulled back her arm, and let loose the rock.

It sailed, and Collin swore it glowed, before it erupted into a massive explosion. The hysterical laughter disappeared, and all that was left was an eerie silence, and some smoke from the explosion. Collin's lip trembled as he slowly rose to his feet. He took a step back, only to reveal his location from a twig snapping. He clamped his hand around his mouth as he forced himself not to whimper, as Zelda turned to face his direction, her eyes, angered like the devil was staring right into his soul right now. Following his instincts, he ran as fast as he could to the only place he could. Collin had to warn him, before it was too late.

He ran into town, ignoring the look of surprise on the other villager's face, before arriving at his destination, pounding on the door.

"Open up! It's an emergency!"

There was the sound of feet shuffling towards the door, before the door opened, revealing a yawning Talo.

"What do you want Collin? I was taking a nap."

"Talo, you can't play a prank on Miss Zelda," Collin said fearfully.

Talo raised an eyebrow in confusion.

"How come?"

"Because…girls are scary."