By Shania Chang & PrussianCrystal
Disclaimer: We don't own Gundam Wing. We own Happle. Don't steal him.
Last Time on Laugh, Happle, LAUGH!: "Hi Happle!" Said
the jogger. Happle did not reply.
"My, my, Happle. You smell horrid. What have you been eating?"
Duo
asked. Happle looked scared. This man was talking
to him too much. No
one had ever talked to Happle this much.
"Well, Happle. It's been nice...laughing with you.
Now I have to go
home. You can stop by if you want to..someday." Duo
said. Happle
blushed. The jogger wriggled hs nose. Ah, the sweet smell
of laughter.
Chapter Two
Happle stood in his large, luxurious bedroom, brushing his red hair with a golden brush. He smiled happily, knowing that he was going to call Duo today, even though he didn't know his phone number. He smiled at himself in the mirror, his white teeth glistening in the mirror. Then he realized he was naked, so he walked to his dresser and pulled open his drawers. He shuffled through various articles of women's clothing before finally finding something simple. A black T-shirt and jeans. After dressing, Happle looked at himself in the mirror, nearly turning himself on. He was so gorgeous! He couldn't wait to call Duo.
At Duo and Quatre's House~
"Duo! You left hair all over the bathroom floor! It''s sticking to me!" Quatre screamed from the bathroom. When he received no reply from Duo, he picked up the brush and tried to brush his hair, only to find that it was stuffed with Duo's hair. His face turned red in anger. "Duo!! I'm beginning to get very irritated with you!"
The sounds od Quatre's complaining were edited out by Duo's loud music that was blaring through his stereo system in his room. He was dressed in a purple cropped tank top and tight leather pants(1). His hair hung down his back in a loose ponytail, and he wore a ton of purple eye shadow and bright red lipstick. Today he wasn't going jogging like usual. He was going to take a walk in the park he was in yesterday, to see if he could spot that lovable, yet smelly young man with he stunning red hair. Happle. Yes, Happle was his name!
"Quatre, I'm going out!" Duo called, turning off his music. His angry blond boyfriend stood in the hallway, blocking Duo's way. His eyes widened when he got his first look at Duo's attire.
"You're jogging in *that*?" He shouted in disbelief. Duo shrugged.
"I just feel like looking extra special today. Anything wrong with that?" He asked. Quatre blinked as Duo put his hands on his hips and stuck out his chest like he had breasts.
"No, I guess not. I just didn't think you wanted to get your good clothes all sweaty. And your hair will come loose as well. Then you'll have to wash it again, and get hair all over the bathroom after I just cleaned it up!" An enraged Quatre screamed. Duo sighed.
"All right Quatre, I'm not going for a jog. I'm just going to take a walk in the park." He admitted. His eye twitched suspiciously. He had never cheated on Quatre before. Well, yeah, he had. Never mind.
"Oh. Well if you come home with your lipstick smeared you're in for a thrashing." Quatre said with a boom of authority in his voice. Duo blushed and smiled nervously.
"All right Quatre, chill out." He said. He turned his back and walked down the hall, swaying his hips. Quatre watched his back (or rather, ass) retreat hungrily and passed out in the hallway.
It was a nice day in the park, and the birds were chirping gleefully. Couples were walking their dogs, and watching their children play on the swing sets. No one suspected Duo to walk by just then, in his rather revealing clothing. He flashed a grin at a six year old boy, and he ran away crying. One girl through her shovel at Duo, but Duo dodged it expertly. After this harassment he decided to sit down on the bench next to a kind old lady to wait for Happle to arrive. He tried to sit down but the old lady smacked him with her purse. Duo sighed and walked to a tree, leaning against it. He encountered dog piss and backed up immediately. He wasn't having a good day so far.
Suddenly, Duo's cell phone that he didn't even know he had rang. He pulled it out of the front of his pants and answered the call.
"Duo here. I'm sexy." He added. A muffled voice other line responded.
"Hello? Jogger?" Duo blinked.
"Happle?" He asked eagerly. The muffled voice again responded.
"Yes! Yes, Jogger! It's me!" Duo smirked.
"Happle. your mouth doesn't have to pressed up against the phone. I can still hear, ok?" He said.
"Oh. Wow. That feels much better. Thank you, jogger." Happle said. Duo smiled and nodded.
"Duo?"
"What?"
"You smell like dog piss."
"I know." As their conversation heated up, Duo turned around and realized Happle had been standing behind him the entire time.
"Surprise!" Happle yelled. Duo grinned. He looked Happle over from head to toe. His lithe body was poured into tight jeans and a black T-shirt(2), and his red hair was so bright you could see it from a mile away. It was actually kind of hurting Duo's eyes.
"I missed you." Duo said, eyes sparkling with love. Happle threw up in Duo's face.
To be continued
Next time on "Laugh, Happle, LAUGH!"
What will become of this messy situation? Will Quatre discover Duo's secret relationship with Happle? What if he does? Will that be bad? Probably. Please review. No less than 50 or we won't continue.
1) I see this is fics all of time! Gross! Guys in
crop tops!!!
2) Also I cliché- usually used when trying to make characters
appear "sexy"