Emmett Calls Alice.
Alice: Hello?
Emmett: Alice!
Alice: Emmett!?
Emmett: Alice, you know how much I love you. As a friend. A sister. A fortune telling Pixie Girl!
Alice: I'm going to take that as a compliment… How much trouble are you in and what have you done this time?
Emmett: Pfft, trouble. Me? Naw.
Alice: Great, loads.
Emmett: Woah! Its like you psychic or something.
Alice: *Sighs* Why me?
Emmett: So listen Alice, be the good sister you are and please, whatever you do, don't tell Rose.
Alice: Uh, yeah. Funny enough, you see Emmett, your on speaker phone…
Emmett: Really? That's nice.
Alice: Good Lord Help Me! Rose is with me you Muffin-top!
Emmett: Crap! And was that a cuss?
Rosalie: Emmett Cullen how dare you!
Alice: And that's why my husband is better then yours. *Sniggers*
Jasper: *Whispering* Don't tell her I'm here.
Alice: GASP! Is he?
Emmett: Uh huh.
Jasper: Thanks Emmett.
Rose: Well now we certainly are not gonna bail you out! Jacob can…
Jasper: Now it's official, there's no hope.
Emmett: OMG! Are you psychic too?
Jasper: Jake! I've never been so pleased to see you, you've come to bail us out! Dude u was quick.
Jake: Nope. I'm being taken in.
Alice: Jeez Jake. You need help.
Rosalie: Jake, why do you need help.
Jake: Well…I saw this talking chicken and-
Rosalie: Oh no, you didn't start singing the fast food song did you?
Jake: Maaaaaaaaybe…
Alice: And with the actions.
Rose: You didn't!
Nessie: He did!
Rose and Alice: Nessie?
Nessie: Don't even- EMMETT N- *Smash*
Rosalie: What was that!?
Nessie: Emmett just smashed through the wall.
Rosalie: Oh right.